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FUNOPSIS  OF DECEMBER 12th EPISODE

DAY 04, MORNING 8 A.M.

3400W PMPO Speakers of Big Boss House come to life and it's a full blast declaration of,"PYAAR HAMEIN KIS MOD PE LE AAYA-------KI DIL KARE HAAYE-----HAAYE----KOI YE BATAAYE KYA HOGA? "

BB House inmates are in various stages of life form. Delnaaz (Dillu, is still asleep, her canine teeth protruded, she resembles a fat, juicy Rabbit, Sampat Pal Devi is blessing, God only knows whom? Sidhu Paaji's eyes are half open but smile is full on! Slowly all come to life!

Quickly cam  shifts to Sana Khan who is trying to appear seductive as she gets up, but sans makeup, looks like Champakali-Ramkali, of a poor colony.Ouch 

Dinesh Yadav is gyrating on PYAAR TUMEHEIN KIS MOD PE LE AAYA, as if he is doing JIYE HO BIHAR KE LALA number. Shocked

Aam Aadmi, Kashif has his eternal Leechad looks and cheapo smile pasted in Karishma's direction, who is swinging her bums to the cam too. Dillu feels some Puppy licking her feet and obviously being one who doesn't like Dogs, she kicks the puppy with a,"Huttt! Huttt! Door Huttt!"----Cam zooms in and alas! Its no puppy! It is Dillu's Ex-Pillu, Rajeev Paul! Rajeev retreats with a sob!Cry


MORNING 8.35 A.M:

3-4 Housemates can be seen in Bathroom.

Sapna Bhavnani is in her Dharamveer Skirt and crooning like a paglee,"Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya-----Ullu Banaya, Bada Maza Aaya-----Ye-YeYe"! DeadSampat Pal Devi stops brushing all her 18 remaining teeth with her right index finger, quizzically looks at her Wacko and asks---


SAMPAT: Je roz roz kaa gaati ho tum?Ouch

SAPNA: Hehehe! Mera morning  Song hai. Is-se, sab fresh ho jaate hain.  Naheen?? (Pause)! Aap hamesha ungli se brush karti hain?Shocked

SAMPAT: Haan---

SAPNA (Puzzled): Kyun? Gaaon mein Tooth Brush naheen milte kya? Hehehe

SAMPAT: Naahin! Wo Buruus jo hai naa??----

SAPNA: You mean Brush? Shocked

SAMPAT: Haan BURUUS! Wo Buruus hamaare jo daant naaheen hain, wahaan ghus ke bahut darad machaate hain! Samjhee??

SAPNA (Sounds unsure):Shocked Oh I see! (Long Pause and then)---Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya, Ullu Banaya, Bada Maza Aaya!

SAMPAT (Mutters under her breath): Dum Kati. Paglee! Hunhhh!Dead

 

DAY TIME 13.30 HRS:

All are enjoying their  lunch. Rajeev Paul is seen holding a plate with 4 Paranthas and pleading with Dillu to have the same.

Dillu is visibly not pleased with this Pillu chase and has a frown on her face. She says he should back off, and she knows when to eat and how much! She is dieting to reduce weight she declares.Angry

Pillu pleads,"Please diet mat kar Dillu. Meri aankhon se dekh, tu Duniya ki sabse haseen ladki hai, Please Dillu."Cry

Dillu folds her hands, then rolls up her eyes in disgust and walks away in a huff.


We suspect cameras did show for a split second, Urvashi suppressing  a Mahek Chahal type, all knowing KUTTI SMILE!Geek

DAY TIME 14.15 HRS:

Rajeev Paul is sulking and Sidhu is seen comforting him. Rajeev wipes a tear and asks,"Aur kitna jhukoon main Shery Sir? Parantha banaya, plate mein Pickle sajaaya, Ketch up bhi daala dammittt--------peechhe peeche ghooma main Dillu ka Pillu ki tarah, aur main kya karoon Sir?"

Sidhu comes up with a Bhagwan Ram type ALL KNOWING SMILE, raises his hand and says,"Bharosa hai na mujhpar? Hai na bharosa?" Pillu comes up with Deen-Heen-Dukhiya-Luta-Pita-Gareeb-Kaatar looks Disapprove and nods his head in a very weak YES! 

Siddhu delivers a sermon that fake Babas charge a fortune for, absolutely free of cost, "Rajeev mere chhote Bhaai. Jhukne se Manushya mahaan ban jaata hai, Marne ke baad hi Shaheed kehlaata hai! Wo daali kya jhukegi jispe PHAL (fruits), naa lage hon?, Woh Aadmi hi kya jo har waqt akad ke chale? Arey Jhukte hain wo jinmein jaan hoti hai, Akadna murdon ki pehchaan hoti hai-----thoko taali, khataaak!"


Who would not get inspired after such a fiery speech?

Just as Arjuna had shed all his inhibitions and reservations and picked up arms against his beloved Bheeshma Pitamaha and Guru Dronacharya after listening to the inspirational Bhagwada Gita Sermon of Bhagwaan Shri Krishna, our Man too gets confident, prepares tea and approaches Dillu with a,"Dillu, Adrak-Ilaichi waali chaay hai yaar! Please pee le!"Disapprove Delnaz looks at him with all the hatred of world in her eyes and screams,"Huttt-ttt-ttt-ttt!"Dead

 

EVENING 08.30 HRS:

Self proclaimed Aam Aadmi Kashif Qureshi is seeking Sidhu Paaji's advice as to how to win heart of Karishma Kotak.

Sidhu has that ALL KNOWING SMILE OF BHAGWAN RAM very much in place and asks him,"Bharosa hai naa mujhpe, Bharosa hai na?" Kashif nods his head in a NO-NO-NO-NO swing just as P. Chidambaram does when he actually means to say YES-YES-YES-YES! Confused

Giving him benefit of doubt, Sidhu sermon begins,"Mard Ko dard naheen hota Guru, Asli Mard Wo hai, jo chaahe jo ho jaaye, Museebat mein Ruke Naheen, Zindagi mein Thake Naheen aur Ladki ke Aage Jhuke Naheen!------------Kabhi GULEL (Sling shot), ko dekha hai Mere Bhaai? Akdi Hui Lakdi, kabhi naheen toota karti, Lacheeli Rabad (Rubber), Toot jaaya karti hai!--------------------Tu Karishma ke aage sher ban, Akad ke chal! Lakdi Ban, RABAD naheen----thoko taali, khataaak"!Clap


 

Kashif sounds unconvinced Wacko as he says,"Siddu Ji, din mein aapne Rajeev ko bola thha Jhukne mein shaan hai, Jhuk jao, ---mujhe keh rahe ho Jhukna mana hai, Akad ke raho----Ye Contradiction hai Sir!" Wacko


Sidhu loses his cool with Kashif and walks away even as he lets out a fiery outburst,"Tu kehne ko Aaam hai, Asliyat mein pichkaa hua, sada hua, soookha hua Kaaala Jaaamun hai! Pare huttt-ttt-ttt!"DeadDeadDead

EVENING 23.30 HRS:

Kashif is complaining to Big Boss Cam,"Big Boss, Sidhu Ji ne meri beizzati ki hai. Next time main bardaasht naheen karronga haan?"Cry

BIG BOSS's BOOMING VOICE: Big Boss ke ghar ne, aaj Sidhu ko Krishna ke Avatar mein dekha! Aane waale dino mein hi gyaat hoga ki Bhavishya ke garbh mein kya chhupa hai!  Kaun Arjun saabit hota hai, aur kaun Shikhandi? Ye toh waqt hi bataayega----Dekhte rahiye ye Manhoos Programme! ClapClapClap



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Oh my god..i cant stop laughing...so far the best post!!
Dillu ka pillu! ROFL

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sorry dear..mein busy the is liye prh nahe skke..Smilenow i read ur post..or mere hasse control nahe ho rahe..ROFL
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OMG this was hillarious esp the rajeev pilla partROFL

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Clap...Clap...Clap..Clap
mindblowing post...
and second its hilarious..
ROFL..ROFL...ROFL..ROFL
u r mindblowing cruiser..keep making these kinds of posts..


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