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NBT Jokes Corner Part:-3

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 10:10am | IP Logged
        NBT Jokes Corner Part:-3

JOKE:-1

Renu...Vyas House ke bahar khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla rahi thi...

Guru use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
"Bhabi start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau...???"

Joke:-2

in farmhouse
Megha to Rashmi: "You are beautiful'
rashmi: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
Gautam to Mohan: "You are handsome"
Mohan: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

Joke:-3

Indu:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi thi...

Saroj:- "phir...

Indu:- "Phir main 21 saal ki hui toh mere papa ne meri shadi karrwa di aur Mohan paida hua...

Joke:-4

Women's Day Par Veenu ne kaha

"tumhe pata hai Didi Aaj Women's Day Hai?"

Renu ne hairani se kaha:-

"Kya baat karr rahi hai...tere Jeeju toh keh rahe the ke aaj tuesday hai...!!!"

Joke:-5

Megha...(Mohan ke confession ke baad)- 
Na satayo  Mujhe paap hoga,

Kal tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga..

Mohan-
khuda kare teri baat sachhi ho,

Jo mujhe papa kahe wo teri hi bachhi ho...!!!

Joke:-6

Colors ki taraf se Poll nikla hai - 

kitne % log samajte hai Mohan ki Shaadi Megha se hogi?

Result aaya - sirf 10% ka

Colors ki taraf se Ques pucha gaya:- "kyoun...

Voters ne jawab diya - 

"Kyuki Hum me se 90% khud Mohan se Shaadi karna chahte hain.."

Joke:-7

Indu:- "Guru...suna hai ke tu aaj kal  Kabir ke Dohe baht sunata rehta hai...mujhe bhi ek suna...

Guru:- "

"Juna Mohalla ke ek Chaat par ek ghatna Ghati Gambhir,
Mohan Bhaiya Le Gaya Megha didi Ki Pappi Aur Fass Gaye Sant Kabir"

Joke:-8

Renu...Tanu ko baht peet rahi thi...

Sanjay:- "tum Tanu ko aise maar kyoun rahi ho...???

Renu:- "Doctor ne kaha hai ke...iss ko dawai KUTT karr dena...




Edited by Sweet-Lioness - 09 October 2012 at 10:15am

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 10:36am | IP Logged
ROFLROFL...me first

Acche hai lekin part 1&2 mai jayda hasi aayi...Big smile


Edited by kusum11k - 09 October 2012 at 10:40am

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 10:57am | IP Logged
Joke:-3

Indu:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi thi...

Saroj:- "phir...

Indu:- "Phir main 21 saal ki hui toh mere papa ne meri shadi karrwa di aur Mohan paida hua...
 
ROFL ROFL
ROFLROFLROFL innu maa ki akal itni hi hai


Joke:-6

Colors ki taraf se Poll nikla hai - 

kitne % log samajte hai Mohan ki Shaadi Megha se hogi?

Result aaya - sirf 10% ka

Colors ki taraf se Ques pucha gaya:- "kyoun...

Voters ne jawab diya - 

"Kyuki Hum me se 90% khud Mohan se Shaadi karna chahte hain.."
ROFL ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL sahi jawab

Joke:-7

Indu:- "Guru...suna hai ke tu aaj kal  Kabir ke Dohe baht sunata rehta hai...mujhe bhi ek suna...

Guru:- "

"Juna Mohalla ke ek Chaat par ek ghatna Ghati Gambhir,
Mohan Bhaiya Le Gaya Megha didi Ki Pappi Aur Fass Gaye Sant Kabir"

ROFL ROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL pooy my guru


Joke:-8

Renu...Tanu ko baht peet rahi thi...

Sanjay:- "tum Tanu ko aise maar kyoun rahi ho...???

Renu:- "Doctor ne kaha hai ke...iss ko dawai KUTT karr dena...

ROFL ROFL
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL wah re renu ki akal






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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 10:58am | IP Logged
LMAO!

Simply hilarious!ROFLROFLROFL

Thanks for sharing!Big smile

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 11:25am | IP Logged
TFS yaar, hilarious postROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL 

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 11:35am | IP Logged
Tfs, was
All are tooo hilarious.
Thq

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 11:52am | IP Logged
Hilarious post..ROFLROFL

thanks dear..pls ..do continue..this thread..Smile


Edited by Bharti_k - 09 October 2012 at 11:52am

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Posted: 09 October 2012 at 1:10pm | IP Logged
dis s in reply to al d 3 nbt jokes post!!
u r awesum n d posts awesumasticClapClapClapClapClap
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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