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*********************************************************************************************************Ever wondered how Big Boss comes up with choice of Housemates every year? ⭐️
Usually it is a team that makes the selection. Big Boss himself presides over the selection committee, of which, Salman Khan and two Creative Team Heads, hereinafter referred to as Bright Spark-I and Bright Spark-II, are other members. The last two chaps mentioned are the brain behind suggestions and Big Boss together with Sallu Miyaan, okays the selection.
Regular watchers of Big Boss know, Big Boss himself is a
Maha Tharkee. Those who are new to Big Boss or are not sure of it, would do
well to visit my last year's thread- https:// www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2413899
You can see from various tasks given and detailed aspects of this Rain Dance to know for yourself, Big Boss is more Horny then most first year College students who bunk classes for morning shows like Quatil Jawaani, Pyaasa Yauvan etc.😲
This year's meeting went something like this:👏
BIG BOSS: Salman and my Bright Sparks. Woh ghadi aa gayi hai, jab hamein Big Boss-6 ke liye ghar waalon ka final chunaav karna hai! Koi sujhaav?
BRIGHT SPARK-I: Sir guidelines kyaa hain is saal ke liye?
SALMAN: Abey Guidelines ki Maa ki aankh! Har saal ki tarah, 2-3 Jhagdaalu log, 1-2 Rondu types, 2-3 Sexy chikniyaan, 1 Bhojpuri film ka ganwaar, 1 Sylvie ya Laxmi type waala---sorry waali, hmmm-------ek comedian----kyun Big Boss?
BIG BOSS (Coughs): Ji Salman. (Hesitates)'Big Boss chaahte hain, ki is baar Sylvie-Laxmi types hata di jaaye, aur Chikniyaan badha di jaayein. Salman----kya aap kisi ka naam Big Boss ko dena chaahte hain?
SALMAN: Mahek Chahal?👍🏼
BIG BOSS (Chokes & stutters): umm'aaan Itni jaldi naheen Salman. Shaayad Season 8 ya 9 mein Mahek ko phir se laaya jaa sakta hai, abhi logon ke dimaag mein wo sabhi yaadein taaza hain jinse Mahek aur aapki Chhavi par bura asar pad sakta hai---
SALMAN (Angry): Memory ki Maa ka Saaki-naaka! Is baar Main apne Naai---woh kya kehte hain Naai ko?---😡
BRIGHT SPARK-I: Hair Stylist Sir---Hair Stylist!⭐️
SALMAN: Haan, Hair Stylist. Hunhhh, apne Hair stylist ko bhi naheen aane doonga is baar show mein----😡
BIG BOSS: Accha vichar hai Salman. Bright Sparks, Ek aisi lady ko dhoondho jisne Salman ke Baal kabhi naheen kaate hon, usko lao. FINAL.
Both Bright Sparks noted the order and in due course of time, Sapna Bhavnani made the list.
BRIGHT SPARK-II (Extend a Photo album): Sir ye models ki photos hain----dekhiye aapko kaun-Kaun pasand hai inmein se?
After lot of deliberation, Big Boss and Sallu settle for long legs of Karishma Kotak and Bengali charms of Sayantini Ghosh.👏
They are discussing who to pick from other models when Salman's 1000 Watt bulb glows suddenly (Most people have Dimaag Ki Batti, He has Dimaag ka BATTA you see).👍🏼
SALMAN: Abey,-Abey Big Boss-Ye-Ye, Ye Kacchhe waali ko lo---Ye badhiya hai.
BIG BOSS: Kacchche Waali?? Aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain Salman?'😳
SALMAN: Nayin Nayin! Nayin Nayin! Theek keh raha hoon main. Kacchhe waala mast ad kiya thha isne. Ye toh Bada TOING hai---ye dekho---You Tube mein--- [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlQUu9NXxE[/YOUTUBE]
BIG BOSS (Nods his vigorous approval): Ye theek hai. Naam note karo iska, Sana Khan. Bright Sparks----1 Task bhi likh lo jismein ye aisa Vigyapan karke dikhayegi. Task ke ad mein fark ye hoga ki YE, Orangutan ka role karegi aur underwear pehan ke ghoomegi.
Point duly noted by Bright Sparks.
SALMAN: Ek interesting lady character bhi chaahiye yaar. Raja Choudhary ki ek girlfriend Shweta Tiwary show jeet ke gayi, doosri---Wo---- Shraddha Sharma, -----Pooja Bedi ko Tucchhi, Paagal aurat bol ke gayi-----Yaar Raja Choudhary ki teesri ya chauthi girlfriend ko pakdo Season-6 ke liye.👍🏼
BRIGHT SPARK-II: Sir, pehle hi dimaag mein thha ye idea. Shraddha ki laat khaane ke baad, Raja Bhikhari ho gaya hai Sir. Girlfriend chhodo, uska Kutta bhi bhaag gaya hai Sir----😕
SALMAN: Hmmm---I can understand his pain---
BRIGHT SPARK-I: You understand his pain Sir??😲
SALMAN: Nayin-Nayin! Nayin-Nayin! Kucchh bhi sochte ho'hunhhh! ----Hmmm---Jhagdaalu kahaan se laayein yaar? Koi Dolly Bindra ya Woh, Sky Chamanlal Sehgal jaisa? -------Hmmm ye Aashka Goradia lag rahi hai Jhagdaalu---aur ye Urvashi bhi 4-5 ka Dholak baja baja ke real Dholakia kehlaayegi! Kyun? Theek hai naa?
BRIGHT SPARKS (TOGETHER IN CHORUS): Mind blowing Sir. You Have the eyes to spot real talent Sir. 👏
SALMAN: Yaar wo Baba Ramdev ne mana kar diya picchle season!😲
BRIGHT SPARK-II: Sir ye dekhiye. Aseem Trivedi. Sir Baba Ji ka Bicchhda Bhaai bhi lagta hai aur recently controversy mein bhi thha---😛
BIG BOSS: Bahut badhiya. Aseem Trivedi ko final karo.👏
SALMAN: Yaar Bhojpuri kisko laayein? Wo saale Ravi Kishan aur Manoj Tiwary chaalu bande thhe, ye Dinesh Kumar Yadav, buddhhu naheen lag raha ek-dum?
BRIGHT SPARK-I: Sir iska Nickname NIRAHUA hai---⭐️
SALMAN(Shrugs shoulders):😡 Hunhhh! NIRAHUA naheen-------GIRA-HUA aur PITA-HUA lag raha hai ye mujhko.🤢 Chalo le lo. 2-3 Hafte Anda khaane ki zid kar lega Manoj Tiwary ki tarah aur 15-20 lakh SMS kar denge UP-Bihar ke Bhaiyye. Theek hai-done karo isko. FINAL!👏
BIG BOSS: Salman, Comedians mein Kapil Sharma, Krishna aur Sudesh Lehri ka SONY Channel ke saath contract hai, Ye Vrijesh Hirjee theek rahega. Isko Rohit Shetty sirf Golmaal series mein leta hai aur Golmaal series ki next film, Golmaal 7 ya 8, 2015 mein aayegi.
BRIGHT SPARKS (Together in Chorus): WOW! Well thought Sir. Sir celebrities ke liye aapne Sidhu ji ko final kar hi liya hai, that's a great catch Sir. Sir we are not able to get any Chor-Daaku like Bunty Chor, Seema Parihaar. Isko le lein Sir, Sampat Pal Devi? Sir ungli se daant brush karti hai aur picchdi hui auraton mein acchhi pakad hai inki UP mein---👏⭐️
BIG BOSS: Theek hai. 3-4 baar inhein Ungli se daant saaf karte hue zaroor dikhayiyega, aur ho sake toh inki Rubber ki Lakhani Hawai Chapal ko bhi. Graameen Bhaarat ke log bad-chhadkar dekhenge ye show'👍🏼
SALMAN (laughs hysterically): Fooo! Hahahaha! Bad-chhadkar!! Yaar tu bhi naa Big Boss, Ped pe chhadkar dekhenge ya apne Bail-Gadhe par?----Fooo-----ok, OK, Sorry Sorry!
BRIGHT SPARK-I: Sir Senti-Menti ladies ke liye Delnaaz aur uska Ex select kar hi liya hai! Laurel-Hardy ka Bicchda hua pair hai, khoob rulaayega emotional types ko! Ab EK AAM aadmi lena hai bas.
BIG BOSS: Salman, koi aisa naam soch sakte hain jise aap jaante hon magar usko aam aadmi ki tarah pesh kiya jaa sake!😲
SALMAN: Ladki chalegi koi?😛
BIG BOSS (Firmly): Naheen Salman!
SALMAN: Theek hai, Kashif Quereshi ko le lo Phir. WANTED mein mera fight master thha, Sandwich ke Napkin pe Message likhta thha main, woh Mahek Chahal ko deta thha ye, Chori-Chori Chupke-Chupke!---------Aur Chipkoo hai saala- Mahek ko line maarne ka try bhi karta thha'Fooo'hahahaha! -------Saala, Kaahe ka Aam?----Show mein le lo, Pada hai Naa-Kaam, 3 Hafte mein ho jaayega fultoo Bad-Naam! hahahahaha🤣
BRIGHT SPARKS (In Chorus together): WOW----Aam pada hai Naa-kaam, ho jaayega Bad-Naam! WOW Sir, WOW!🤣
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:Abey,-Abey Big Boss-Ye-Ye, Ye Kacchhe waali ko lo🤣🤣---Ye badhiya hai.
BIG BOSS: Kacchche Waali??🤣🤣 Aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain Salman?'😳
SALMAN: Nayin Nayin! Nayin Nayin! Theek keh raha hoon main. Kacchhe waala mast ad kiya thha isne. Ye toh Bada TOING hai-🤣🤣--ye dekho---You Tube mein--- [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZlQUu9NXxE[/YOUTUBE]
BIG BOSS (Nods his vigorous approval): Ye theek hai. Naam note karo iska, Sana Khan. Bright Sparks----1 Task bhi likh lo jismein ye aisa Vigyapan karke dikhayegi. Task ke ad mein fark ye Orangutan ka role karegi aur underwear pehan ke ghoomegi.😲🤣🤣
Point duly noted by Bright Sparks.
SALMAN: Yaar wo Baba Ramdev ne mana kar diya picchle season!😲
BRIGHT SPARK-II: Sir ye dekhiye. Aseem Trivedi. Sir Baba Ji ka Bicchhda Bhaai🤣🤣 (very true..😆) bhi lagta hai aur recently controversy mein bhi thha---😛
BIG BOSS: Bahut badhiya. Aseem Trivedi ko final karo.👏🤣🤣
SALMAN: Yaar Bhojpuri kisko laayein? Wo saale Ravi Kishan aur Manoj Tiwary chaalu bande thhe, ye Dinesh Kumar Yadav, buddhhu naheen lag raha ek-dum?
BRIGHT SPARK-I: Sir iska Nickname NIRAHUA hai---⭐️
SALMAN(Shrugs shoulders):😡 Hunhhh! NIRAHUA naheen-------PITA-HUA lag raha hai ye mujhko🤣🤣. Chalo le lo. 2-3 Hafte Anda khaane ki zid kar lega Manoj Tiwary ki tarah aur 15-20 lakh SMS kar denge UP-Bihar ke Bhaiyye. Theek hai-done karo isko. FINAL!👏🤣
BIG BOSS: Salman, Comedians mein Kapil Sharma, Krishna aur Sudesh Lehri ka SONY Channel ke saath contract hai, Ye Vrijesh Hirjee theek rahega. Isko Rohit Shetty sirf Golmaal series mein leta hai aur Golmaal series ki next film, Golmaal 7 ya 8, 2015 mein aayegi. (Great observation..👏😆😆)
BRIGHT SPARKS (Together in Chorus): WOW! Well thought Sir. Sir celebrities ke liye aapne Sidhu ji ko final kar hi liya hai, that's a great catch Sir. Sir we are not able to get any Chor-Daaku like Bunty Chor, Seema Parihaar. Isko le lein Sir, Sampat Pal Devi? Sir ungli se daant brush karti hai🤣🤣 aur picchdi hui auraton mein acchhi pakad hai inki UP mein---👏⭐️
BIG BOSS: Theek hai. 3-4 baar inhein Ungli se daant saaf karte hue zaroor dikhayiyega,🤣🤣🤣 aur ho sake toh inki Rubber ki Lakhani Hawai Chapal ko bhi. Graameen Bhaarat ke log bad-chhadkuall Hillaroius post Cruiserar dekhenge ye show'👍🏼
SaLMAN: Theek hai, Kashif Quereshi ko le lo Phir. WANTED mein mera fight master thha, Sandwich ke Napkin pe Message likhta thha main,🤣 woh Mahek Chahal ko deta thha ye,😆 Chori-Chori Chupke-Chupke!---------Aur Chipkoo hai saala- Mahek ko line maarne ka try bhi karta thha'Fooo'hahahaha! -------Saala, Kaahe ka Aam?----Show mein le lo, Pada hai Naa-Kaam, 3 Hafte mein ho jaayega fultoo Bad-Naam! hahahahaha🤣🤣
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