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Nomination Round October 08, 2012 (One that could not be shown, for understandable reasons ):
Day 01 Shaam 3.30 BAJE:
BIG BOSS (booming Voice as always): Big Boss Chaahte hain ki sabhi sadasya Living Room mein aa jaayein-FAURAN
All scramble in Living Room area and lot of khusar-pusar is
All seem to be in jolly mood, some seem anxious, some excited. Only Delnaz has that sad and forlorn Meena Kumari appearance of PAAKEEZAH! She is staring at Rajeev, watery eyed. It's as if any moment song will blare up on Big Boss House's 3500 Watt PMPO Ahuja Speakers-"Chalte Chalte-yuhin koi, mil gaya thha, Sare-Raah Chalte-Chalte" Sob-Sob-Subuk goes Delnaz.
BIG BOSS: Kaisa mehsoos kar rahe hain aap sab?
Aam aadmi and Towel-on-head fellow become instant brand ambassadors of Thums Up.
Karishma-Sana blow flying kisses to cams. Sampat Pal Devi is busy clearing the chicken shred stuck between her teeth with her right hand index finger, but without removing the finger, nods her head vigorously to let Big Boss know she is very comfortable and Aal iz Wale!
BIG BOSS: Big Boss ko bhi aap sabhi ke chehre dekh kar lag raha hai, ki aap sabhi acchhi tarah soye---
A cacophony of woo---hooo-booo-NOOO! NOOO BIG BOSS erupts in living area---lolts of foolish giggles can be heard too!
BIG BOSS: Nominations ki prakriya, ab shuru ho rahi hai--------------Choonki Niketan ghar ke kaptaan hain--ISLIYE-woh aaj ki---Nominations prakriyaa se surakshit hain----
SIDHU: Surakshit hain Matbal? ---Thehar-thehar-thehar-thehar ek minute oye? Kaptaan hain toh Niketan surakhsit hain Matbal?
BIG BOSS: Ji haan Siddhu. Big Boss ke ghar ka yehi niyam hai, Kaptaan Nominate naheen ho sakta'aur Niketan----
SIDHU (With left hand index finger raised): Oye Niketan ke Sir pe Belan oye? Kyun nominate naheen ho sakta Kaptaan? Main kehta hoon woh Senapati hi kya jo Jung se peechhe hat jaaye, Woh Raja hi kya jo dushman ko peeth dikhaaye-------Guru, kucchh paane ke liye kucchh khona padta hai----Bhole Shankar ko zeher ka ghoont peena padta hai------
BIG BOSS (Panics) : Sidhhu, SIddhu, aane waale hafton mein aap bhi Kaptaan ban sakte hain, ban sakte hi naheen, aap pakka Kaptaan banenge. Tab aap bhi nominations ki prakriyaa mein surakshit rahenge----YEHI KHEL HAI------
SIDHU (twirls his moustache in upward direction): Oye Khel gaya Tel lene Oye!-----Meindhakon ki phoonkne se Toofaan naheen aate, Bandaron ke gurrane se Sher naheen ghabraate! ----Oye main kehta hoon kar mujhe nominate abhi. Kaptaan nominate naheen ho sakta, hunhh!--------Arey waah, yeh toh wohi baat ho gayi ki Rishwat khaayen saare Mantri, Phir bhi Bana Rahe Pradhan Mantri???
BIG BOSS (In panic but firm): Navjot-Navjot! Big Boss aapki Bhaavnaon ki Quadr karte hain, aapka bahut samman karte hain! Magar please, agar aapko khel ka ye, ya koi bhi aur niyam sweekarya naheen hai, toh bahut afsos ke saath Big Boss kehna chaahte hain ki Big Boss khud, roti-Bilakhti Delnaz ban jaayenge aur aapko Ghar ke baahar Chhod kar aayenge------
SIDHU (Does a quick calculation of various pros and cons and mutters to himself): Waqt-Waqt ki baat hai, Gadhe khaa rahein hain Paneer aur Cherry, Allah Meherbaan toh Gadha Pehelwaan Sherry!---- Guru--Pehla hafta naa le Panga, Aane waale Hafton mein kar de Big Boss ko Nanga!----hmmm
SIDHU: Ok Big Boss, jaisa aap theek samjhein huzoore-wala, aapka aadesh Sir aankon pe Prabhu!
BIG BOSS (A long Sigh of relief): Phewww! Camera crew---
CAMERA CREW (in Chorus): Ji Big Boss?
BIG BOSS : Ji Big Boss matlab?---Kameeno dobaara shoot karo ye scene------
And thereafter they re-shot and aired on TV, what you saw as:
Day 01 Shaam 4.00 BAJE:
BIG BOSS (Boming voice): Kaisa mehsoos kar rahe hain aap sab?
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