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funny shayri & jokes part 2 (Page 34)

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Posted: 30 December 2012 at 12:02am | IP Logged
Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
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Posted: 30 December 2012 at 12:12am | IP Logged
In the Kaun Banega Karod Pathi show:
Amitabh: In which state does the river Cauvery flow ?
Sardar: Liquid
All audience clapped. Amitabh is stunned, looks back. All were Sardars !!
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Posted: 02 January 2013 at 2:50am | IP Logged
apne dushmano se prem kijiye
woh yeh pata lagane mein pagal ho jayenge
                                 ki 
aap kis tarh ke insaan hain

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mein tord leta agar tum gulab hoti
jawab de deta agar tum sawal hoti
sab jante hain ki mein peeta nahin
fir bhi pee leta agar tum shrab hoti

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yaaden woh nahin hoti 
jo tanhaye mein ati hai
judaye mein ati hai 
yaden woh hoti hain 
jo bheed mein bhi tanha kar jati hai

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Posted: 18 January 2013 at 6:08am | IP Logged
tujhe dekhenge to sitare bhi siha mangengen
pyase teri julfon se ghata mangegen
kadhe se dupatte ko na sarkne dena
varna marne wale bhi jeene ki dua mangegen

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har jajbaat ko juban nahin milti
har arju ko dua nahin milti
haste rho to duniya rahti hai saath
ansuon ko to ankhon mein bhi panah nahin milti

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