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Russia: We are first in space
USA: We are first on the Moon
Sardar: We are first on the Sun
Russia & USA: The Sun is very hot. You will get burnt
Sardar: Do you think we are idiots? We go there at night
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Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow
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Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
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In the Kaun Banega Karod Pathi show:
Amitabh: In which state does the river Cauvery flow ?
Sardar: Liquid
All audience clapped. Amitabh is stunned, looks back. All were Sardars !!
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apne dushmano se prem kijiye
woh yeh pata lagane mein pagal ho jayenge
                                 ki 
aap kis tarh ke insaan hain

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mein tord leta agar tum gulab hoti
jawab de deta agar tum sawal hoti
sab jante hain ki mein peeta nahin
fir bhi pee leta agar tum shrab hoti

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yaaden woh nahin hoti 
jo tanhaye mein ati hai
judaye mein ati hai 
yaden woh hoti hain 
jo bheed mein bhi tanha kar jati hai

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tujhe dekhenge to sitare bhi siha mangengen
pyase teri julfon se ghata mangegen
kadhe se dupatte ko na sarkne dena
varna marne wale bhi jeene ki dua mangegen

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