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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:45pm | IP Logged
Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:47pm | IP Logged
Sardar went to an interview.

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?

Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:54pm | IP Logged
Sardar was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).

Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:55pm | IP Logged
Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...

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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:56pm | IP Logged
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?

The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Sardar fell from first floor. People gathered. One of them asked Sardar: "What happened"
Sardar: "I too don't know.. I came here just now"
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 11:58pm | IP Logged
Russia: We are first in space
USA: We are first on the Moon
Sardar: We are first on the Sun
Russia & USA: The Sun is very hot. You will get burnt
Sardar: Do you think we are idiots? We go there at night
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Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow
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