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Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
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kudrat ke karishmono mein rat na hoti
to khwabono mein unse mulakat n hoti

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Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
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MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
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Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha... Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila
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Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda
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jiske saye mein sari duniyana pali hai
us ka saya najar nahin ata 
yunu to jholiyana sabki bhari hai
magar dene wala najar nahin aata

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Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...
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