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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:43pm | IP Logged
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
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MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:46pm | IP Logged
Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha... Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:48pm | IP Logged
Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:51pm | IP Logged
jiske saye mein sari duniyana pali hai
us ka saya najar nahin ata 
yunu to jholiyana sabki bhari hai
magar dene wala najar nahin aata

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Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...
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Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?



He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

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A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left


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