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Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space
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Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "
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Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
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Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"
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Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
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kitani haseen hai ap 
khud ko duniyana ki najar se bachaya kro
ankhono mein kaajal hi nahin
gley mein nimbu mirch bhi latkaya kro

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A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
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