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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:29pm | IP Logged
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:33pm | IP Logged
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:35pm | IP Logged
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:35pm | IP Logged
kitani haseen hai ap 
khud ko duniyana ki najar se bachaya kro
ankhono mein kaajal hi nahin
gley mein nimbu mirch bhi latkaya kro

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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
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Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
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Posted: 29 December 2012 at 10:41pm | IP Logged
kudrat ke karishmono mein rat na hoti
to khwabono mein unse mulakat n hoti

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