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Posted: 09 December 2012 at 11:45am | IP Logged
11. Atom Humor 
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my 

electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."

LOL ROFL

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Posted: 09 December 2012 at 9:43pm | IP Logged
 ' woh katal bhi kartin hain to charcha nahin hoti 
hum aah bhi kartine hain to ho jate hai badnaam '

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Posted: 11 December 2012 at 11:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Keenal

Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

uff  ROFL

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jamana gar kuch bhi khe
par tum na kahna 
hume bewfa...

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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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bhakane wale apke sb yaar bn gye

samjhane wale muft gunahgar bn gye

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Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: "Apple Khane"

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
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