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Posted: 09 December 2012 at 11:35am | IP Logged
?1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..
Principle: Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan ??
Ladka: 1 mushkil sawaal..
Principle: Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat ??
Ladka: Din
Principle: wo kaise ??
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Ladka: Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya

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LKG ke student ka paper me 0(zero) aya.

Father angry: What is this?

student : Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
LOL

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Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?

student:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..! 

shaadi na karo then Evil Smile ROFL

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Posted: 09 December 2012 at 11:42am | IP Logged
Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

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Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

uff  ROFL

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Posted: 09 December 2012 at 11:45am | IP Logged
11. Atom Humor 
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my 

electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."

LOL ROFL

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 ' woh katal bhi kartin hain to charcha nahin hoti 
hum aah bhi kartine hain to ho jate hai badnaam '

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