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1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..
DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry..

2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..
the no. u r trying is currently switched off..

3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..
Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai,
Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai,
Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi,
Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai
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Posted: 12 October 2012 at 5:55am | IP Logged
Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein
mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..
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Par yaha to Roz hi 1 naya shakhs
uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai
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Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Wah Wah

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Daya bola..
"Payment sabko milti hai,
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu"

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Posted: 19 October 2012 at 3:18pm | IP Logged
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Ek Indian aur Ek American
dono
dost the'
.
.
Dono ek din ek chocolate
store me gaye.
Waha sab logo ko busy dekh
kar
American se 3 chocolate
chura Li..

Jab dono bahar aaye to
American
bola: "Man Im the best thief
ever, I stole 3 chocolates
and no one saw me, u cant
beat
that"

Indian replied: "You wanna
see
something better,

lets go back to the shop and I
will
show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter
and

Indian said to the Shop boy:
"Do you wanna see magic...??

"Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Indian said: "Give me one
chocolate bar." The shop boy
gave him one, and he ate it.

He asked for the second,
andhe ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and
finished
that one too.

The shop boy asked: "But
where is the magic...??
Indian replied: "Check in my
friends pocket, and you ll find
them." :P =D :D =))

U cant beat an Indian :P =D :D
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Posted: 28 October 2012 at 12:36am | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

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