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Princess_Saniaa

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 6:56am | IP Logged

One boy pee ke ghar aya, dad se bachne k liye laptop khol ke beth gya.
dad - Pee k aya hai kya?
boy - Nhi
dad - To hramkhor suitcase khol ke kyo baitha hai ROFL

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 6:57am | IP Logged

Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Faraz….

Bus Bike Roki gun nikali Aur kaha mobilE nikal beta ..

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 6:59am | IP Logged

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi? ROFL

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Princess_Saniaa

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 7:01am | IP Logged

Father : tumhare result ka kya hua?
Son: wo principal ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara?
Son: woh major saab ka beta b fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara kya hua?
Son: woh doctor saab ka beta V
Father: idiot me asking about yours
Son: To aap kaun se prime minister ho jo aap ka beta paas ho jaayga. ROFL

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 7:03am | IP Logged

Height of Flirtism -

Girl calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
PRATHAM: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
PRATHAM: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho...??
PRATHAM: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
PRATHAM: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
PRATHAM: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...
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.
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Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai main to nisha hun!!
PRATHAM: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum Ali ho na...??
PRATHAM: Gharwale to Vicky bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Tumhara Ye no 92300XXX hai na...??
PRATHAM: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai…=D =P :D =DD ROFL

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 7:04am | IP Logged

Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kr kehta H - "Lafz tere,
Geet mere,
Ghazal koi sunau kya?"
Ladki-
"Hath mere,
Gal tere,
Kaan k niche bajaun kya"?:) ROFL

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 7:06am | IP Logged

Kitna sona tenu Rab ne bnaya
Wah
wah
Kitna sona tenu rb ne bnaya
Wah
Wah
Maine tenu
10 din pehle

"APRIL FOOL" banaya
Ab bolo wah wah. ROFL

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 7:08am | IP Logged

ek admi ne FM radio pe call ki...

admi: Muje ek wallet mila hai jis mein b0ht saray paise. Or credit cards hai,

Address Gulshan Iqbal ka hai___

Host: To ap unhein wallet wapis dena chahty hain?

admi: hahaha nai g... use Meri taraf se Sad-Song dedicate kar den. :P ROFL

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