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Bliss of Matrimony (Page 7)

bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 6:20pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by lashforever

LOL......now i seriously have no clue as to who is who

Lash............ There is a solution to your problem....

There is a recent book in the market ,"Latest Who is Who at IF"

written by Ms. Dee(JP)yaa Singh. It has been a best seller for the past two weeks.....

BTW......Her book start with ,'I am really Deeya Singh'.Wink Try to read it..you will get a clue....LOL

bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 6:21pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by ides

If u marry Pari.....

1. Make sure ur brain has been donated to the poor and needy (Armaan Suri, top of the list)
2. Set up a trust fund that would take care of Pari's makeup and hairdo.
3. Under no circumstance should you say anything even remotely intelligent or there will be a divorce on grounds of mental incompatibility.
4. Take a crash course in Bimbo Lingual 101 so that the most expressive words in ur vocabulary are reduced to "Wowwww" and "Coooool"
5. Send the bride-to-be to the beauty parlor 2 days in advance so she makes it to the mandap on time
6. Invest in birth control. This is a social issue, we dont want to increase the # of "Fluff" in the world.
7. An advance booking in a renouned mental institution near you might be a good idea......will save the mentally challenged wife to seek an appropriate place for u when she succeeds in driving u crazy.

LOL

You are too much Ides. Thank you.

KiRaN_K Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 6:48pm | IP Logged

Invest in birth control. This is a social issue, we dont want to increase the # of "Fluff" in the world.

LOLConfused..IDES!!! yeh kya hai! Kuch toh hua hai!! Wink

Rumi Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 7:29pm | IP Logged

this one is from me.Wink

suppose Raj marries Pari.

after some years, Raj is frustrated and sings:

        yeh jo shadi hai

               yeh uska hai kaam.

  bibi ka jo bas lete hue nam

         marr jaye , mit jaye

  ho jaye gumnaam!!

 rehne do chhore pari

 jane do yaar

    hum yeh galti nehi

karenge baar baar!!!!Dead

Pari:

   na jao saiya , chhurake baiya

kasam tumhari   mai loans ke paise

     kaise bharungi????

 tum hi to woh sab dete ho janam

        bin tumhare mai to sidha jail jaungi!!!Cry

Raj:yeh pari ,yeh GM

        mere kaamki nahi, mee kaamki nahi!!!DeadDeadDead

Raj exits and goes to states.

Pari: tadap tadap ke is dil se  ah nikalti rahi

               aisa kya gunah kiya ke

loot gaye   ha loot gaye !!!!!!

 loot gaye hum loans ki payments me!!!Dead

pari goes to jail.DeadDeadDead!



Edited by Rumi - 10 May 2005 at 7:31pm
heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 7:44pm | IP Logged
wow you are gifted and humorous
sowmyaa IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 7:48pm | IP Logged
LOL ideas that was the best!! God that was awesome.. can't stop laughing !!!
bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 8:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Rumi

Pari: tadap tadap ke is dil se  ah nikalti rahi

               aisa kya gunah kiya ke

loot gaye   ha loot gaye !!!!!!

 loot gaye hum loans ki payments me!!!Dead

pari goes to jail.DeadDeadDead!

RumiLOL

I love youWink

MonicA#1Actress Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 8:43pm | IP Logged
Rumi!!! You are too good!!! I like totally love you!!!!Big smile

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