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Bliss of Matrimony (Page 5)

shiverz Goldie
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 5:23pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by bluelotus

here goes Raj...

Nandu and Pari will follow:-LOL

RAJ

If you marry Raj,

    Be prepared to be the wife of an excellent writer.(He writes Cards,you see) You will get cards for all occasions without fail. Imagine your happiness when you get a card on top of your closet cover in the morning. You should have separate tanks in your house for keeping his ideas, because his ideas tend to overflow all the time. You should be an expert at following instructions, because you will get neetly written instructions on what to do when to do & how to do. You should immediately change the lock of Raj's apartment because Arman may turn up at any moment with his assistant. And you should make it clear to him that you are the Chairman of your home, because he thinks that 'Vice president' is next to God.
  1. Since this fellow has an invariable attraction towards models, be prepared to walk the ramp anytime.....or else.........

LOLLOLLOL Ahahaha, Blue!! Very funny once again!! I especially loved the 'idea overflowing' one!!Tongue

natasha5 Senior Member
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 5:51pm | IP Logged
Oh my god that was so hilarious .where do u get this idea
Jyoti_2006 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 9:47pm | IP Logged
too good blue!!!
bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 11:40pm | IP Logged

Well,

NANDU

If you marry Nandu,

1. The first thing to do is prohibit mobile phones in your home or else find  a thing called Purab to finance you, otherwise you will be bankrupt within days paying your phone bills.

2. Name your daughter Pari otherwise your family will doubt Nandu's loyalty to you because he will always be chanting Pari.

3. Learn to play that handsclasp game of Nandu & Jassi otherwise he will jump to Jassi's house at midnight to play it.

4. Learn to make 'Bebe's Parathas'. That is the only thing which maintains Nandu.

5. Don't make him an agent of anything, because he will demand a 15% commission.

6. Keep two 10 lit buckets in your bedroom, because he has a habit of crying when he is happy. (I am assuming he will be happy there)

7. Live in an area where there are enough males in case you feel like having some adult company.

Thank you

 

Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 1:48am | IP Logged

LOL OMG !!!! Blue, you are attrocious !!!!!

   I am laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes !!!

   Toooooooo good !!!!

   Keep them coming !!!!LOL

bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 5:19am | IP Logged

Okay...........suppose you marry Ides..........

IN your Firstnight...

Ides will sing, (Song from ishq)

'shaadi hui?   kaise hui?

Buri hui... thum se hui....(Since my hindi is not that good, I am stopping here. Some body can continue....)

And........

(mera jeevan korakagazh.............)

mera Purab akele mein pagal hi bangayaa...

mera Purab akele mein pagal hi bangayaa....

 



Edited by bluelotus - 10 May 2005 at 9:25am
bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 10:48am | IP Logged

Somebody please help me with Pari...

I am out of ideasCry

Rumi Goldie
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Posted: 10 May 2005 at 11:00am | IP Logged

how dare you talk about Ides? i am writing the poem for Ides.

 suppose Armaan marries Ides.

 Armaan:  tere mere sapne ab ek hi rang hai

 ha jaha bhi le jaye ye dil hum sang hai!!!!EmbarrassedEmbarrassed

 Ides: yeh kya hua ? kaise hua ?Dead

          kyon hua? kab hua? Dead

jab hua , tab hua  Angry

    woh chhoro ab purab ki bare me socho.CryCry

 again second song from Ides:

yaad aa raha haiCry

 Purab tera yaad aa raha hai.Cry

 yaad aane se fir jaane se jaan ja raha hai!!!Cry

Purab: mera jiban kora kaghaz kora hi reh gaya

                          jo likhatha aasoon ke sang beh gaya!!!CryCryCry

Purab again:

              tumhe yaad karte karte

               jayegi rayan saari

          Ides tum le gaye ho apni

              sang nind bhi hamari!!!!CryCryCry

 Ides: woh bhuli daastan

                lo phir yaad aa gayiOuch

 nazar ke samne

                 ghata si chha gayi!!!!OuchCry

Armaan : mera dil jis dil pe fida hai

                         woh bewafa hai, ek bewafa hai!!!!!Dead

 armaan commits suicide.DeadDeadDead

                  Raj in memory of armaan:

 nafrat ki duniya ko chhorke

                        pyar ki duniya me

 khush rehna mere yaarCryCryCry

 

 



Edited by Rumi - 10 May 2005 at 11:07am

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