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Bliss of Matrimony (Page 3)

bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 08 May 2005 at 10:16pm | IP Logged

Here goes the other one:-

MALLIKA

If you marry Mallika,

1. You will have to purchase 100 sets of good

quality ear plugs the day before marriage,

because she will be shouting to you all the time.

2. You can frame all your snapshots free of cost,

because she is good at framing things.

3. One week before marriage, you should take

a crash course on 'how to avoid followers' from

Globe detective agency because wherever you go

Mallika or her agent Pari will follow you.

4. You should name your dog Arman, because

he will always stand up in attention to Mallika's bark.

(Now a days this is not working).

5. If you value money don't keep your pass words

around Mallika, because for all you know, it will end up in some Ramsingh's account.

6. And keep your licquor cabinet always under lock and key,

 otherwise Mallika will spill all her(yours too) beans

over a glass of wine.

No time left darlings. I will come back later with more.



Edited by bluelotus - 08 May 2005 at 10:19pm

MonicA#1Actress Goldie
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Posted: 08 May 2005 at 10:23pm | IP Logged
Hehehehehehehehe!!!! Good one bluelotus!!!!!!EmbarrassedWink
MrsKhan IF-Addictz
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Posted: 08 May 2005 at 10:46pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by bluelotus

 
    One problem is that you should always lock your bedroom door when you are inside, otherwise Nandu will jump in any moment.
  1. Entertainment free of cost will be provided by Billu, the FIL.

ARMAN

If you marry Arman,

Well, apart from the obvious,

    You won't have to worry about money because he won't have any left the way he do business. You should put ten deadlocks on your front door, because all the girls in vicinity will be queuing up outside your house. Careful not to touch anybody, because in your absence Arman may go and touch them because you touched them. (I will advise to wear good quality gloves). You should be an excellent haircutter, you know why. You should keep your flower print and Polka dot short tops safely hidden, otherwise he will put them on.
  1. You may find it difficult even to go to the loo alone, because Arman may exercise that famous pull and say, "mujhe chodkar mat jana".

PURAB

If you marry Purab,

    You can vent all your emotions on him safely knowing very well that he is incapable of returning it. You can easily convince the engineer on which type of stones to use in your house construction by just showing Purab's face to him. You can always feel wood by touching Purab.(touch wood) You should put a watch man at your front gate to prevent any types of 'IDES' from entering your house.
  1. You should never tell him in advance about any important occasions, because he has a habit of running away two days before it.

OK Guys…my time is up. Come back later with the rest.

Clapthese are the best! where is the rest?

 

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Posted: 08 May 2005 at 11:33pm | IP Logged
There should be one for raj and nandu too.
alien_visitor Senior Member
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 12:17am | IP Logged
Ha ha haTongueTongueTongue
Hilarious TongueTongueTongue

BTW I am from Titan.
lashy IF-Stunnerz
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 4:27am | IP Logged

h ah ah ha ha blue...that was amazing......Clap

too good

bluelotus Goldie
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Posted: 09 May 2005 at 11:28am | IP Logged

here goes Raj...

Nandu and Pari will follow:-LOL

RAJ

If you marry Raj,

    Be prepared to be the wife of an excellent writer.(He writes Cards,you see) You will get cards for all occasions without fail. Imagine your happiness when you get a card on top of your closet cover in the morning. You should have separate tanks in your house for keeping his ideas, because his ideas tend to overflow all the time. You should be an expert at following instructions, because you will get neetly written instructions on what to do when to do & how to do. You should immediately change the lock of Raj's apartment because Arman may turn up at any moment with his assistant. And you should make it clear to him that you are the Chairman of your home, because he thinks that 'Vice president' is next to God.
  1. Since this fellow has an invariable attraction towards models, be prepared to walk the ramp anytime.....or else.........

 

 



Edited by bluelotus - 09 May 2005 at 11:29am
punjabiprincess Senior Member
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That was great, and funneyLOL. Keep up the good work.Wink

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