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KYPH - Fan Fiction (Part 3) Naina & Anu

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Posted: 06 May 2005 at 11:33pm | IP Logged

Hey Guys, This one is between Naina Aunty and Anu Mallik who are both stuck in an Elevator in one of Mumbai's high-rise building! I am still trying to bring in a little laughter, but I guess its just one of those days for me…..but I am trying, and by the time I am writing my 10th Fan fiction, it should be really and genuinely funny! But anyway, here goes nothing!

 

Anu Malik is humming a tune under his breath and is lost in his own thoughts, gets into an Elevator to go upto the 25th Floor. As soon as the Elevator is about to close, lo behold, Naina Khanna rushes inside it, all spaghetti blouse and a clinging chiffon sari in tow!

Anu Mallik – (Surprised at seeing his Shagird's Mother suddenly) Arre Nainaji aap? Aap yahan kya kar rahi hain?

Naina – (Is equally surprised and not very pleased to see him, but pretends to be very cordial) Arre Anuji aap? Mein Damini Bose se milne jaa rahi thi, uske Office mein, Angad ke naye show ke baare mein discuss karne ke liye. (Naina then speaks to herself, with that evil, cunning smile of hers – Show? Ha Ha! Mein tuh us Damini ki beti ko faasne ke chakkar mein hoon, taki uski aur Angad ki shaadi ho jaaye, aur woh dahej mein itna saara maal laye, ki baaki ki zindagi, mere nalayak bete ko koi kaam na karna pade aur uske saat meri bhi aish ho jaaye)

Anu Mallik – (Gives a sly smile to Naina) Waise Nainaji, ek baat hai, aap ko dekh kar, koi nahin keh sakta ki aap Angad ki Maa hain, aap toh uski badi behen lagti hai.

Naina is totally pleased with Anu sucking up to her!

Naina – (Blushing & overtly happy) Ohh Anuji aap bhi…..

Anu Mallik – (Smiles in a very crooked manner now & speaks in a fliritish, buttery smooth tone) Waise Nainaji, ek baat kahoon? Mein jab bhi aap ko dekhta hoon, toh mere zehen mein sirf ek hi gaana aata hai.

Naina – (Looks completely flattered & excited) Really Anuji? Please gaayi na….mere liye (flutters her eyelashes)

Anu Mallik – (Gets a gulp expression and is very happy with the way things are progressing, starts singing in his highly nasal accent) ''Chura ke dil meraaaaa….Budiya Chali….

Naina – (Horrified and Outraged) – Budhiya? Aapne mujhe Budhiya kaha.

Anu Mallik – (Completely flustered & starts babbling incoherently) – Arre nahin Nainaji, mistake ho gaya na. Mera matlab tha, ''Chura ke dil mera…..Goriya Chali.'' Bhala mein aapko Budhiya kaise keh sakta hoon….

Naina – (Still upset but comparatively calmed down) – Aap bhi Anuji, Goriya ko Budhiya kaise bol sakte hain….(Thinks to herself….Bewakoof ek number ka, saari zindagi toh auro ke original gaano ko churakar apne bataa kar beeche hain, aur uski itni himmat, ki mujhe, Naina Khanna, ko Budhiya bol raha hai. Kal hi toh Vandana Luthra ke paas ja kar Face Lift karvaya hai, pure 10,000 Rs. Karch kiye hai…..uske baad bhi agar mein Budhiya lagi, toh phir us Vandana Luthra ki kher nahin1)

Just then the power goes off and Naina Aunty and Anu Mallik are stranded in the lift in complete darkness.

Naina – (Gets all hyper and squeals like a woman would do typically in such a situation) Arre Anuji, yeh kya ho gaya…lagta hain power chali gayi….kuch kijiye na please.

Anu Mallik  - (As flustered and hyper as Naina) Ghabraiye mat Nainaji, Main Hoon Na….(suddenly an inspiration hits him and he starts singing) Kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar main hoon naa……

Naina – (Completely irritated and angry) Anuji, Aapki aawaz se lift ka darwaaza nahin khulega, kuch kijye, Emergency Button kahan hai?

Anu Mallik – (Comes back to his senses) Ek minute Nainaji, mein dhoodta hoon, Emergency Button ko.

Anu and Naina start groping in the darkness and then suddenly.

Naina – (Scandalized and Screaming ) – ANUJI….WOH EMERGENCY BUTTON NAHIN HAI……………

Anu Mallik – (Realizes what Naina is saying & mumbles in an embarrassed tone) – Oh…I am so sorry….please Nainaji…..woh andhere mein mujhe dikha nahin.

Naina – (Fuming and Upset) Na dhang se suniya deta hain, na dikhaye deta hai….Anuji, aap aisa kijiye, ki yeh gaana baajna chod kar, kisi aache ENT specialist ko dikha dijiye…….aur uske saat ek acche Dimag Ke Doctor ko bhi.

Anu Mallik – (Poor thing, not able to withstand Naina's onslaught, just keeps mumbling) I am sorry Nainaji, mera aisa waisa koi iraada nahin tha, aap Angad ki Maa hai, us lihaz se aap meri bhi Maa jaise hi hui..

Naina – (Is hyperventilating now) KYA??? MEIN AAP KO AAPKI MAA JAISI DIKHTI HOON?

Anu Mallik – (Realizes that he has had too many slip of tongue) Woh Maaji…..nahin nahin, mera matlab Nainaji…..mein, aap meri baat toh suniye.

Naina is so furious with Anu Mallik that she tries and hits him with her bag, but as I said, the Elevator is completely dark and something happens…………….before the Power is turned on and the Elevator stops on their destination.

An entire crowd of people is standing outside, with Damini, Angad and Kripa standing right in front of the Elevator door….

Angad – (Shattered and Shocked) Mummy???? Maine aapse yeh umeed toh nahin kit hi.

Damini – (Scandalized) Naina….is umr mein…..aur Dilip kya sochega?

Kripa – Just keeps laughing like a maniac……………..Ha…Ha….Ha….Kya Baat hai Naina Aunty…….lage raho….good going……

Sweetoos, Now you guys have to guess and write a fan-fic on what could have happened between Naina Aunty and Anu Mallik in the elevator that had shocked everyone like this!!!

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Posted: 06 May 2005 at 11:43pm | IP Logged

Let me get over this laughter shot. Then I'll write something.You just crack me up!! lolLOL

Chalo,haste haste I'll go and hit the bed now!!

Bonne nuit

Mink

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Posted: 06 May 2005 at 11:46pm | IP Logged

OmgLOL

That was hillarious!!!!!!specially the budiya and the emergency button partLOLLOLLOL

u r sooooo funnyLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 07 May 2005 at 5:12am | IP Logged
LOLLOLomg u r so funny chillyLOLLOL. I can't stop laughing. even I think Anu Malik looks younger than Naina Khanna.
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Posted: 07 May 2005 at 5:14am | IP Logged
th@ is so funny chillz thanxLOL
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Posted: 07 May 2005 at 5:58am | IP Logged
GAWD.. that iis soo funny.. hahahhahLOLLOL
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Posted: 07 May 2005 at 7:27am | IP Logged
LOLLOL u joker chilly................what made u come with this idea!!!!Clap
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Posted: 07 May 2005 at 7:40am | IP Logged
so funny that im out of breath!!!lol...cant stop laughin

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