Joined: 22 February 2012
> First came sombazaar ki Rani,Rashi.. Then came Kathiawaad ki real duplicate Rani, Kokila ...THen came Neighborhood ki Pagal Rani ,Savitha ben...cvs ne toh kal, chappar phaad ke de diya!!!
> Kathiawaad ki Rani wants a special haar... seen in one special banjaaran's hand
> At last Savitha ben can not handle the suspense and landed herself in to modi bhavan
> The modi drama almost went out of hands , but with urmi's special skills and creativity, she made all-on -sudden imported savitha ben into nutcase!!
> Garodia bhai all set for the haar hunt!!
The haar hunt
Garodia bhai, very hungry and extremely angry.. how he would not be?!!! he order his cook to make chai and fafda yesterday and till now it's not came out of the kitchen!!! So he himself went to get the very shy chai and fafda out of the kitchen! Thank god ki by the time he reached kitchen, dhawal bhai brought the fafda and Ahem put them in the plate ..Otherwise Sevak Ram would have been today... With his tea and fafda, Garodia bhai went out side to read the book 'How to find a banjaaran in the crowded city?', that he brought on the way back from the Raj bhavan But outside another kalakaari was cooking to its glory... Dhawal bhai on phone all excited!!
D: Kya baat keh rahi hai aap?!!! mil gayi?!!! sach mein mil gayi?!!! ... Bilkul waissawaala hai na?!! ....ok then you go right now and buy it... you do not worry about the cost... woh jithna kahe uthna de do.. Teek hai.. mein rekhtha hoon
Then he started singing and dancing with joy! seeing all this , Garodia bhai was quite convinced that it was all about the haar...
G: with whom you were talking to?!!! is it about the banjaaran and her haar?!!!
D: Banjaaran?!!! haar?!!!! no no no.. that was my friend.. woh kya hai na, i lost one of the silver button of my special kurtha... she called me to tell that she found a matching one in one shop... ooohhooo.. I am sooo happy
G: Hatt!!!! and stop dancing... No dancing in my house!!!!
As he goes back , Dhawal's phone ring again..
D: Hello fayi... Kya baat keh rahi hai aap?!!!mil gayi?!!! sach mein mil gayi?!!!
Garodia did not pay any attention as he was fooled once!!!
D: Wohi banjaaran hai na fayi?!! waissa waala hi haar hai na?!!!
On that garodia full stop and on red alert
D: You go fast and buy that haar, then sell that to Rani sahiba at muhmaangi keemat
At the other end Urmi is not so impressed with his acting and expressions... so Dhawal tries again!!!
D: Kya aap abhi jaa rehi hai?!!! very good very good...
After hearing their conversation, Garodia bhai made some mental kalakaari and ran to Rajpal nagar to see his love he knocked her door
U: Who is that?!!!
Gar: It's me my love .. tumhari garu... Please open the door...
U: Why do you come now after breaking my heart into 1000 pieces?!!!
Gar: I will take all those pieces and make 2 hearts for you. so that even if one is broken, you will be having another one beating And I will not take any extra charges for the extra heart too... free... free... free!!! plz open the door
U: No i can not forget how you insulted me and my love!!!
Gar: I am sorry for all those moments i made you feel bad... i made you feel unworthy of being the queen of my kalakaari world...
U:Sorry and you?!!! I dont believe this!!!
Gar: I swear on you ,my draling.. I am very sorry
U: Not on me!!! wanna kill me?!!!
Gar : chalo, kalakaari ki kassam
On that the kalakaari queen has to open the door!!! After much coaxing and for 50% of the profit urmi agrees to take him to the banjaaran for the haar.. With a heart bubbling with happiness, Garodia go back to his home and with 'cash cash' dreams he waited for Urmi's call... At last she called and said the lady is in the temple.. Garodia rush to the temple with Dhawal bhai... He looked here.. he looked there.. he looked every where!!! But no banjaaran
He did not lose his hope... he did not lose trust in his kalakaari partner.. he went inside the temple and checked each and every women in there!!! I thought at least one of them would give him a tight slap!!! Me disappointed .. so was Garodia bhai!! he called Urmi and said banjaaran is not there!!!. His words really provoked The kalakaari queen.. To the ultimate pleasure of Urmi, he again said 'I am sorry I am sorry.. jaane doo... hota hai, chodo bhi.. jane do'!!! Then Urmi said the lady is in a jewellery shop , 2 mins away from the temple... Garodia again ran like a missile to the shop There he made a drama and got thrown out of there too!! He again called Urmi
G: Are you playing with me?!!! there is no such women in that shop either!!!
U: Which shop you are gone?!!
G: The shop in the left side of the temple!!!
U: Who told you to go to left?!!! The shop i said is in the right side of the temple!!
G: Ok, now you stay on the line and tell me what to do?!!
U: Ok then walk ahead... keep walking until the signal..
U: Now bend down and touch your toes..
Garodia bends down and touch his toes
U: Now cross the road
Garodia cross the road...
U: now turn around and touch your nose , Then blink three times... and jump 2 times and do bhangra...
Garodia did so...
U: Now cross the road again and keep walking...
G: KYA?!!!! Then why did you ask me to cross it in the first place?!!!
U: Just like that... Aap ka tummy bahar aa reha hai toh thoda exercise bhi ho jaye
U: Now you go ahead and look up for the board
he looks up
G: It's coffin shop!!!
U:Yes!! Now you go inside and buy one coffin , go back home and sleep in that as the lady is gone back home !!!
G: Grrr... ... Ok fine enough of jokes.. where is she living ? I will go and buy the haar
U:She lives near my house!!!
At that point Garodia bhai was really feeling like eating her raw!!!! Anyways he rushed to Rajpal nagar ... Urmi took him to the banjaaran lady's house... But the Haar seems to be a hot property in the town.. when Garodia and Urmi reached there, already one deal discussion was going on with parag -chirag jewelers (PC jewelers) !!! they where almost fixed the rate at 5 lacs...
G:I want the haar.. I want the haar... so 8 lacs...
PC: 10 lacs
G:Ithna paissa?!!!! toh teek hai you take it!!!
Everyone shocked as they did not expect Garodia to back off so easily... Urmi gave him a word push.. Pc taunt him... nothing worked .. so Urmi messaged Jigar, the bajaaran son to come and save the drama... Jigar comes with a falling mustache He announced that this haar is of 13 lacs and dont sell below that... It was soo funny to see how Hetal fixed his mustache with mera acha bacha.. mere sona bacha' type dialogues!!! Hearing the announcement ,the auction continue... until Garodia said the magical number 15 lacs!!!! He paid the money on the spot and left with the very special expensive haar!!
That night Garodia bhai could not sleep... His very small heart can not take that much happiness that, i prayed usko heart attack na ho jaye'!!! he stood in front of the mirror and started blabbering about the haar and the profit he is gonna make!!!
G: Rani sahiba ko jo haar chahiye tha, woh haar tumhe milgaya!!!
ME: Ofcourse you got it...
G: It does not matter that I had to give 15 lacs for it..
ME: Oh that's quite cheap actually!!
G: I will sell it to Rani sahiba for 30 lacs...
ME: huuuhhhuuu but only If she buys it!!!
G: 15 lacs profit.. whole mine!!!
ME: YOU CHEAT!!!! what about Urmi?!!! She helped U in finding the Haar!
G: Now with this profit and the profit from Achaar business, no one can stop me from becoming a crorepathi!!!!
ME: Now no one can stop you from becoming ROADPATHI!!!!
Around the Modi house
>I already started missing this cute Sevak ram... Loved Ahem in this new avatar
> Just loved Dhawal bhai' having fun seeing the desperate Garodia bahi
> Urmi really acted like she is really getting 50% of the haar business profit
> LOved Urmi making Garodia run here and there
>Loved Jigar in Rajasthani dress up.. he was damn cute in that!!!
> Hetal ben really out done her banjaaran role... Loved the way she corrected Jigar's fallen mooch
> I almost thought Parag bhai will call hetal ben mota bhabhi.. afterall it is modis' blooper drama!
> Loved the way parag and chirag fanned in unison!! Really it was hard for them to act ...
> Loved the cute Gohem hug... .. I was scared that, Garodia bhai will drop in from no where and get a shock seeing his servants having a chipku moment in his holy kitchen!!!!
> Thanks to achaar, everyone in SNS except Kinjal got a little screen space!!!
Garodia bhai reaches to Rajbhavan... but the board changed... house same... He is on the road.. accompanied by pagalpan ki Rani... who is ruling the roads!! now ROADPATHI ko aur koi mil saktha bhi hai kya?!!!
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