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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:28pm | IP Logged
Hi guys...to depressing, the turn of events and the mood of the forum.Unhappy

My sincere attempt to lighten itSmile

Shyam Manohar Jha ( Naam toh suna hoga)...is right now the hottest villain on Indian television (well you may not agree, your problem)...and truly he doesn't deserve somebody as dumb as Anjali (well you may not agree, your problem).Smile

Well, very soon he is going to re-enter Raizada Mansion, and get Anjali/Poojali/Rudali killed (well you may not agree, your problem).Shocked

So he becomes an eligible Bachelor/widower...searching for a even more dumb wife...who'll have an even more handsome brother than Sobti and a more even beautiful (not using any other term here) sister in law than Irani and of course a Lady Mocambo Dadi is a must.Smile

So what are you girls waiting for...please send your biodata immediatelySmile

SMJ'S biodata : No guarantee for authenticity taken 

Name: Shyam Manohar Jha ( aka snakewa, creepwa)
Age  : A man is as old as he feels
Gender : Male, I think 
Address : Jha mansion (under construction for the past one year , by quadruple Panthera leo)...location somewhere in Delhi: Pin code - 110...you can add any number you want...to turn it either into Defence colony or Chandni Chowk (mujhe koi farak nahi padta)Smile
Occupation : Lawyer (don't ask me further questions...I'm not his defence counsel)Unhappy
Assets : On request (only the Chindi chor quadruple panthera leo can reveal the financial part)Smile
Looks : Homo sapien...can turn into a Gorilla if required to meet his wife  (well you may not agree, your problem)Smile
Bodyguards : Quite a few...Rocky, Lallan etc Thumbs Up
Photo: Not posted...enough doing the rounds in IF

Please hurry up girls...he's already being pursuaded by a lady Zebra (in black and white)...with a stop signal, Gorila and zebra...what a combination.Thumbs Up

 ...so don't tell me that I didn't warn you if he wins the "favourite international jodi" with well "she who must not be named (read: Harry potter)Smile

Kyunki Shyam bhi kabhi Damaad thaSmile

Thanks to Megha (born this way)...whose conversation led me to this humongous idea

P.S.- This is a fun post and if you are offended...mujhe koi farak nahi padtaBig smile




Edited by priya_86 - 07 September 2012 at 10:19pm

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:34pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by priya_86


Looks : Homo sapien...can turn into a Gorilla if required to meet his wife  (well you may not agree, your problem)Smile
Bodyguards : Quite a few...Rocky, Lallan etc Thumbs Up
Photo: Not posted...enough doing the rounds in IF

Please hurry up girls...he's already being pursuaded by a lady Zebra (in black and white)...with a stop signal, Gorila and zebra...what a combination.Thumbs Up











                OMG 
Silly  LOL
nonasi IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:37pm | IP Logged
Name: Rocky
Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:39pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by nonasi

Name: Rocky
Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

Tough competition for Shyamu , I supposeLOL

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:42pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by priya_86

Originally posted by nonasi

Name: Rocky
Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

Tough competition for Shyamu , I supposeLOL

Competition? Who said anything about competing?

Nahin, bey, Rocky toh SMJ ko dil se chahta hai. Hamesha hamesha ke liye. Embarrassed

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by nonasi

Originally posted by priya_86

Originally posted by nonasi

Name: Rocky
Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

Tough competition for Shyamu , I supposeLOL

Competition? Who said anything about competing?

Nahin, bey, Rocky toh SMJ ko dil se chahta hai. Hamesha hamesha ke liye. Embarrassed
Ha ha...inka "Dostana"...Embarrassed

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:50pm | IP Logged
I'm in the running...where to send my biodata?ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 9:56pm | IP Logged
Mein apna bio data bhejoon kya?Blushing
Name - Chameli
Age - mein dil se jawaan hoonBlushing
Sex - YES PEELEEJ.. er.. mera matlab hai, mein pheemale hoonji
Adress - Jab aapke dil mein rahoongi, wahi mera address hogaBlushing
Occupation - hamara chameli ke tail ka bijeenis hai "Chikni Chameli Tel & Sons"
Assesst - woh kya?? oh.. samjhi... i'm berry chikniBlushing
Bodygaurds - ji, wo hamare gali ke saare larke.
Photo - woh hum nahi bhej sakte. Aap hame dekh lenge to aapki saansein ruk jaayengi, aue pechle 20 baar ki tarah hamara bio data dhara ka dhara reh jayega



Edited by n091505 - 07 September 2012 at 9:55pm

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