Kahaani Kutta Gang ke tharkey kuttapanti ki:😉
Signature Song:
Sadda haque aitthe rakh.
O tharkey friendly, izzat ke bhakshak,
Hum bhi hai bhakshak,
Kyun Shifu? Rules ki chaadar se, peace agreement ki bakwaas baaton se baandhe humein,
Kyun humko sabak sikhaaye jab hum ek number ke kutte kehlaayein!
Sabke kapde phaadeinge hum, koi kitne bhi aansoo bahaaye!
Aazadi do humein taaki hum sabki khulle aam bajaayein!
Sadda Haque aitthe rakh!
In sabki tharkey paapi papeete jaisi personality ke kucch namoone:
1.
The Kutta Gang believes in barking in different
styles ' Shedevil ka band-baaja style, Farah ka drool style, Anurag ka tharkey
style.. In tarah tarah ki bhaunk-styles se ye log aam praaniyon ka dhyaan apni
taraf chumbakiya aakarshan se kheenchte hain. Koi gully ho, koi sheher ho, yaa
shaayad aapka ghar ho, har kutta in logon ko salaam thoktaa hai. Infact , after
they all grow old, they are going to open a training school jahaan sab kutton
ko aur supersaver pack offer mein logon ko stylized bhaunkna sikhaaya jaayega.
2.
Kutta gang ki himmat ka, jurrat ka aur
kameenepann ka na to kabhi IF mein koi takkar ka rahaa hai aur na hi kabhi
hogaa. Shifu inko love letters likhe, Halkat Gang inko jhaad maare, koi kucch
bhi ukhaad le, inki magarmacch jaisi not-so-komal twachaa par koi asar nahiin
padta. Ye paida hi hue hain logon ki izzat utaarne ke liye aur aisi utaarte
hain ki log 'ijjat' kis chidiya ka naam hai, ye bhi bhool jaate hain.
3. The whole kutta gang worships Mr.Vivian Dsena with diya-baati-agarbatti. Agar aap inki post dhyaan se padhein toh aapko gende ke phoolon ke haar bhi dikhaayi denge ' kaan lagaayenge to ghantiyaan bhi sunaayi dengi. Iss forum mein jab jab kisi ne Mr.Dsena ki bajaane ki koshish ki, tab tab is gang ne unhe aisa kaat khaaya ki aaj tak wo log sarkaari hospital ke jaanwar ward pe dhakke khaa rahe hain.
4.
Kutta gang truly believes that agar iss zindagi
mein kisi ka band baaja baraat nikaal ke uska orchestra nahiin bajaaya , to ye
life useless hai. Phir chaahe woh moderators ho, members ho, newbies ho, dost ho
, ya dushmann. Ye log apni izzat pehle hi utaar ke phenk chuke hain, to ye sochte hain ki sabke kapde utar
jaane chaahiye.
5. Kutta gang has its own definition of feelings ' ye aaj tak apna sarr khujaa raje hain ki aakhir feelings hoti kya hain ki hamaare ek fun post se hurt ho jaati hain aur ye forum Ram Gopal Verma ki ek thakki hui film bann jaata hai? Kutta gang ka favourite word hai 'crybabies. Ye insaan ko insaan samjhe ya na samjhe , lekin kutton ko itnaa chaahte hain ki unhe apne siggy mein lekar ghoomte hain.
6.
The whole kutta gang has hyperactive hormones in
an overdrive and nobody can beat their drool-o-meter. Nah to inke hormones control
mein hote hain aur naa hi inki zubaan. Inki jawaani kaafi garam hai aur kaise,
ye aapko 'Palangtodhs' ki next edition mein pataa chalega.
7.
Kutta gang believes in Jagat-Mohabbat. Ye aapko kisi se bhi link
kar sakte hain ' aadmi se , aurat se , jaanwar se , alien se. Infact, inki imagination
itni faadu hai ki jis insaan se aap na mile hain aur na kabhi milenge , aap
ghar baithe baithe uske bacchon ke maa ya baap bann sakte hain. Aapki feelings jo
bhi ho, ye aapko hamesha kachre ke dabbe mein hi phenkenge aur flying kiss
dekar kahenge ' We love you na, baby.
Kyunki Ye Jawaani Bhi Kabhi Halkat thi
Signature Song:
Daayein lage , kabhi baayein lage,
Iss gang ki bullet MB ke DOP aur designer pe dhaayein-dhaayein lage
Raja! Aayi dande lekar MB ko improve karne inki jawaani,
Jitne khacchare hain Kutte Gang waale, ye khisyaani billi gang bhi bharta hai utnaa hi paani,
Koodenge parachute se ye MB ke set pe ye agar shuru na hui jaldi Rishbala ki kahaani,
Bolenge bhaad jaaye tumhaari script ki kahaani, doge tum kab humein Madhubala aur Rishabh ki jawaani,
Jitnaa kameena hai ye forum, akal hai in halkaton ki utni sayaani
Kehte hain ye rozz iss forum pe ki nahiin chaahiye humein tumhaare third rate humour ki tsunami,
Saare hain namoone yahaan, bas hum item log hi hain mahagyaani.
Inki sarygyaani elitist exclusive kabootarkhaane ke kucch haute couture chapters :
1.
Ye jawaan hain, khoobsoorat hain , stylish hain
aur iss sabke ilaawa inka ek secret hai. Behind all the class, aura and
exclusive kitty party club that they run in the Rishbala thread , ye sab ki sab
basically chikni chameliyaan hain jo apne Jimmy Choos ko kick out karke pahua
chadhaake tarah tarah ki gaaliyaan seekhna chaahti hain.
2.
Ye halkat hain, jawaan hain, aur item log to
hain hi ' yet , they make the whole forum feel like ki saari duniyaa ka kaam
yahi karti hain aur baaki sab nikamme forums pe apni life ke hawaai jahaaz
banaa rahe hain. "Uff! Aaj mujhe office mein kitnaa kaam hai." " Haaye, haaye!
Mera kambakhat boss mujhe hi dekh rahaa hai." To hum log? Hum log kya apni life
mein laal mirch ke bhajiye tall rahe hain?
3.
The Halkat Gang is very 'prim and propah' '
Drashti ke kapde, Drashti ke baal, Mr.Dsena ke uske saath coordinated kapde ,
DOP, lighting , screentime, screenplay, dialogue writer ke talents , naari shakti
ke campaigns. Poori MB team inke naam se tharr tharr kaampti hai ' kya pataa
kaun se test mein kab fail kar dein. And that white suit that you are on seeing
Miss.Dhami in Monday is just for the
khushi and mann-behlaaoing of this Halkat gang.
4. Since ye sab jawaan aur khoobsoorat hain with Meenu leading the gang , these hotties do not like to mix up with the aam janta of the forum. Ye apne thread mein hi chaai naashta karte hain aur jo bhi bakwaas newbies yahaan aake karte hain, unke bare mein apne thread mein hi Tulsi 'Savita ki tarah dukh prakat karte hain.
5.
Ye poora gang clothes, make up, recipes ,
crockery aur superwomen ki misaal hone ke saath saath surf excel se
dhule shaanti ke prateek kabootar bhi hain ' ye kisi se nahiin jhagadte .
Naazuk types hain , isliye jaldi hurt ho jaate hain- lekin thappad bhi itne
pyaar se maarte hain ki saamne waala aankh maar ke boltaa hai ki '" Haaye! Apne
malaai jaise haath se chhookar to gayi." Shahisthi shaant protest ki missile
hai ' bahot dair ke baad samajh mein aata hai ki actually wo chaanta maar ke
gayi hai.
6.
TRPs ki jitni chintaa channel, production house
aur MB ki team nahiin karti , ye gang karta hai ' ye poora ka poora research
paper likh sakte hain iss show ke TRP pattern par. Sasi khaana chodd sakti hai
, lekin TRP ki chintaa karna nahiin.
7.
The Halkat Jawaan items have a secret crush on
Mukund Dixit ' uske brawny complexion pe , uski har adaa pe ye gang itnaa
lattoo hai ki inka thread uski sexy hottie-shottie photos se bharaa rehta hai.
Note : We will talk about further talents of the two titan gangs in the next Palanghtodhs' edition on next Saturday. Tab takk, you can link me to any man, woman, animal, alien, non living thing you like ' kyunki abb meri chamdee bhi utni hi motti hai jitni ki in donno gangs ki.
Till next week, dahlings ' ADIOZ! 😉
Love and luck always to all,❤️
GOD bless everyone. 🤗
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