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Palangtodhs: Kutta Gang & Halkat Jawaan Items Gang

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:13pm | IP Logged
This is a dedication post to the two star gangs of MB forum.Since i 'love' them so much, i thought of being 'nice' to them for a change.Embarrassed

Kutta Gang:


1. Shedevil.
2.Nishi.Singh
3.TruKash
4.Chakku chudail.
5. Heart_Breaker
6. Vivoash
7.Coeur-Farah
8.Carisma 


Halkat Jawaan Items


1. Mymagic
2.Shahisthi
3.Manonids
4.Isadora
5.Anji
6._Innocent_
7.Manesha
8.Sasi
9.Devikamd


To discuss their multiple talents, we will be back after a short break. Wink

Kahaani Kutta Gang ke tharkey kuttapanti ki:Wink

Signature Song:

Sadda haque aitthe rakh.

O tharkey friendly, izzat ke bhakshak,

Hum bhi hai bhakshak,

Kyun Shifu? Rules ki chaadar se, peace agreement ki bakwaas baaton se baandhe humein,

Kyun humko sabak sikhaaye jab hum ek number ke kutte kehlaayein!

Sabke kapde phaadeinge hum, koi kitne bhi aansoo bahaaye!

Aazadi do humein taaki hum sabki khulle aam bajaayein!

Sadda Haque aitthe rakh!

 

In sabki tharkey  paapi papeete jaisi personality ke kucch namoone:

1.       The Kutta Gang believes in barking in different styles ' Shedevil ka band-baaja style, Farah ka drool style, Anurag ka tharkey style.. In tarah tarah ki bhaunk-styles se ye log aam praaniyon ka dhyaan apni taraf chumbakiya aakarshan se kheenchte hain. Koi gully ho, koi sheher ho, yaa shaayad aapka ghar ho, har kutta in logon ko salaam thoktaa hai. Infact , after they all grow old, they are going to open a training school jahaan sab kutton ko aur supersaver pack offer mein logon ko stylized bhaunkna sikhaaya jaayega.

 

2.       Kutta gang ki himmat ka, jurrat ka aur kameenepann ka na to kabhi IF mein koi takkar ka rahaa hai aur na hi kabhi hogaa. Shifu inko love letters likhe, Halkat Gang inko jhaad maare, koi kucch bhi ukhaad le, inki magarmacch jaisi not-so-komal twachaa par koi asar nahiin padta. Ye paida hi hue hain logon ki izzat utaarne ke liye aur aisi utaarte hain ki log 'ijjat' kis chidiya ka naam hai, ye bhi bhool jaate hain.


 

3.       The whole kutta gang worships Mr.Vivian Dsena with diya-baati-agarbatti. Agar aap inki post dhyaan se padhein toh aapko gende ke phoolon ke haar  bhi dikhaayi denge ' kaan lagaayenge to ghantiyaan bhi sunaayi dengi. Iss forum mein jab jab kisi ne Mr.Dsena ki bajaane ki koshish ki, tab tab is gang ne unhe aisa kaat khaaya ki aaj tak wo log sarkaari hospital ke jaanwar ward pe dhakke khaa rahe hain. 

 

4.       Kutta gang truly believes that agar iss zindagi mein kisi ka band baaja baraat nikaal ke uska orchestra nahiin bajaaya , to ye life useless hai. Phir chaahe woh moderators ho, members ho, newbies ho, dost ho , ya dushmann. Ye log apni izzat pehle hi utaar ke phenk chuke  hain, to ye sochte hain ki sabke kapde utar jaane chaahiye.

 

5.       Kutta gang has its own definition of feelings ' ye aaj tak apna sarr khujaa raje hain ki aakhir feelings hoti kya hain ki hamaare ek fun post se hurt ho jaati hain aur ye forum Ram Gopal Verma ki ek thakki hui film bann jaata hai? Kutta gang ka favourite word hai 'crybabies. Ye insaan ko insaan samjhe ya na samjhe , lekin kutton ko itnaa chaahte hain ki unhe apne siggy mein lekar ghoomte hain.


 

6.       The whole kutta gang has hyperactive hormones in an overdrive and nobody can beat their drool-o-meter. Nah to inke hormones control mein hote hain aur naa hi inki zubaan. Inki jawaani kaafi garam hai aur kaise, ye aapko 'Palangtodhs' ki next edition mein pataa chalega.


7.       Kutta gang believes  in Jagat-Mohabbat. Ye aapko kisi se bhi link kar sakte hain ' aadmi se , aurat se , jaanwar se , alien se. Infact, inki imagination itni faadu hai ki jis insaan se aap na mile hain aur na kabhi milenge , aap ghar baithe baithe uske bacchon ke maa ya baap bann sakte hain. Aapki feelings jo bhi ho, ye aapko hamesha kachre ke dabbe mein hi phenkenge aur flying kiss dekar kahenge ' We love you na, baby.


 

 

Kyunki Ye Jawaani Bhi Kabhi Halkat thi

 

Signature Song:

Daayein lage , kabhi baayein lage,

Iss gang ki bullet MB ke DOP aur designer pe dhaayein-dhaayein lage

Raja! Aayi dande lekar MB ko improve karne inki jawaani,

Jitne khacchare hain Kutte Gang waale, ye khisyaani billi  gang bhi bharta hai utnaa hi paani,

Koodenge parachute se ye MB ke set pe ye agar shuru na hui jaldi Rishbala ki kahaani,

Bolenge bhaad jaaye tumhaari script ki kahaani, doge tum kab humein Madhubala aur Rishabh ki jawaani,

Jitnaa kameena hai ye forum, akal hai in halkaton ki utni sayaani

Kehte hain ye rozz iss forum pe ki nahiin chaahiye humein tumhaare third rate humour ki tsunami,

Saare hain namoone yahaan, bas hum item log hi hain mahagyaani.

 

Inki sarygyaani elitist  exclusive kabootarkhaane ke kucch haute couture chapters :

 

1.       Ye jawaan hain, khoobsoorat hain , stylish hain aur iss sabke ilaawa inka ek secret hai. Behind all the class, aura and exclusive kitty party club that they run in the Rishbala thread , ye sab ki sab basically chikni chameliyaan hain jo apne Jimmy Choos ko kick out karke pahua chadhaake tarah tarah ki gaaliyaan seekhna chaahti hain.


 

2.       Ye halkat hain, jawaan hain, aur item log to hain hi ' yet , they make the whole forum feel like ki saari duniyaa ka kaam yahi karti hain aur baaki sab nikamme forums pe apni life ke hawaai jahaaz banaa rahe hain. "Uff! Aaj mujhe office mein kitnaa kaam hai." " Haaye, haaye! Mera kambakhat boss mujhe hi dekh rahaa hai." To hum log? Hum log kya apni life mein laal mirch ke bhajiye tall rahe hain?

 

3.       The Halkat Gang is very 'prim and propah' ' Drashti ke kapde, Drashti ke baal, Mr.Dsena ke uske saath coordinated kapde , DOP, lighting , screentime, screenplay, dialogue writer ke talents , naari shakti ke campaigns. Poori MB team inke naam se tharr tharr kaampti hai ' kya pataa kaun se test mein kab fail kar dein. And that white suit that you are on seeing Miss.Dhami in Monday is  just for the khushi and mann-behlaaoing of this Halkat gang.


 

4.       Since ye sab jawaan aur khoobsoorat hain with Meenu leading the gang  ,  these hotties do not like to mix up with the aam janta of the forum. Ye apne thread mein hi chaai naashta karte hain aur jo bhi bakwaas newbies yahaan aake karte hain, unke bare mein apne thread mein hi  Tulsi 'Savita ki tarah dukh prakat karte hain.


 

5.       Ye poora gang clothes, make up, recipes , crockery aur superwomen ki misaal hone ke saath saath  surf excel se dhule shaanti ke prateek kabootar bhi hain ' ye kisi se nahiin jhagadte . Naazuk types hain , isliye jaldi hurt ho jaate hain- lekin thappad bhi itne pyaar se maarte hain ki saamne waala aankh maar ke boltaa hai ki '" Haaye! Apne malaai jaise haath se chhookar to gayi." Shahisthi shaant protest ki missile hai ' bahot dair ke baad samajh mein aata hai ki actually wo chaanta maar ke gayi hai.


 

6.       TRPs ki jitni chintaa channel, production house aur MB ki team nahiin karti , ye gang karta hai ' ye poora ka poora research paper likh sakte hain iss show ke TRP pattern par. Sasi khaana chodd sakti hai , lekin TRP ki chintaa karna nahiin.

 

7.       The Halkat Jawaan items have a secret crush on Mukund Dixit ' uske brawny complexion pe , uski har adaa pe ye gang itnaa lattoo hai ki inka thread uski sexy hottie-shottie photos se bharaa rehta hai.


Note : We will talk about further talents of the two titan gangs in the next Palanghtodhs' edition on next Saturday. Tab takk, you can link me  to any man, woman, animal, alien, non living thing you like ' kyunki abb meri chamdee bhi utni hi motti hai jitni ki in donno gangs ki.

Till next week, dahlings ' ADIOZ! Wink


Love and luck always to all,Heart

GOD bless everyone. Hug

 

 



Edited by TheBlackJaguar - 09 September 2012 at 12:31am

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:17pm | IP Logged
haila.! Me first. The gang pictures are awsum. Vry xcitd to knw abt them. Pls hume bistaar se bataye. :p

Edited by Onupriya - 07 September 2012 at 2:17pm

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:18pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Onupriya

haila.! Me first. The gang pictures are awsum.
 

Oh, they all are very good looking people. Do come back tomorrow to read my essay in their taareef. ROFL

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:19pm | IP Logged

 

    LOLLOL


Edited by _innocent_ - 07 September 2012 at 2:48pm

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:22pm | IP Logged
I m sure tere dimag mai humare khilaf koi saazish chal rhi haiAngry ROFL ROFL
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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:23pm | IP Logged
Lol



You should add beshram gang to

Edited by FIRESafiReFIRE - 07 September 2012 at 2:23pm
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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:24pm | IP Logged
@Shrish. Don't jump  to conclusions so soon. Pehle post banne to de. Blushing
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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 2:24pm | IP Logged
itna Short Post Ouch i expected more from u...Tongue ROFL mujhe laga aaj poora din nikal jaayega Post Padhte PadhteROFL

Pinky... Teri Toh and tujhe Humare Insult ke Liye ab Openly link karenge kisi ke saath bhi... And waise bhi tu wohi chahti hainLOL and i heard tera kisi Cookie ke saath kuch cook horaha hainWink and tu tension mat le hum Kutta Gang institution kholenge toh Tujhe Principal banayegeROFL


Edited by Heart_Breaker - 08 September 2012 at 1:50am

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