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Desperate Nurse's Cry - A day at RM. (Page 4)

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by madmaxine

res until my brain decides to cooperate. 

unres: brain still not working. 

I feel as desperate as the nurse today. 

Jaanu,
I am drowning in an ocean of shit here. Our regurgitating toilet is killing me. Turds sar ke upar chale gaye hain. First there is the giant turd. The one people have to strain really hard to pop out. You know, the one with the bulging biceps. And once's its out..you heave a sigh of relief and sit back. But its not over yet...'cos that's followed by a gush of more. Lots more. Soft, loose...not painful..but super stinky, and probably salmonella induced. You know like when you feel your whole body just got shat out. I feel like someone just shat on me like that today. 

Jaanu...I need me a better flush. Or better yet...a brand new toilet. I am a patient woman. I don't mind when you leave the seat up. But this is the last straw. Or rather...the turd that broke the camel's back. I'm filing for Divorce. 

Sincerely
Maxine

Welcome to Turdville one & all. LOL Or should it be called TurdaawanErmm


Edited by n091505 - 07 September 2012 at 11:17am

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:19am | IP Logged
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I am falling off my chair reading... I did not go through the Crapy Crapy show...
 
I saw first few minutes Said Bye Bye.


Edited by ExquisiteOrchid - 07 September 2012 at 11:21am

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:24am | IP Logged
Dear Nurse,
When you gave me this letter to deliver to your boyfriend, did you know you had not sealed it properly? I ended up reading it, and now I feel really sad. Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? I would have helped you. I always help everyone, even those who bind me with ropes and leave me in the middle of a road to die. You see, I never remember the evil. Actually, I never remember anything,. I've even forgotten my imminent remarriage. Anyway,back to some points in your letter. Why do you think Di wasn't pregnant? She really was. Her sudden bump right in time for the Godbharai was DM's blessing,you know. DM is spontaneous that way.
But, all that aside, why have you never shared that you felt so horny? I do understand sex,you know. Its what happens right after a Dhak dhak and before a Rabba ve. In the future, please allow me to help sneak your boyfriend into RM. He can just cum in with Shyamji and no one will know, because they are all in the kitchen,cooking up a storm for Di.
Oh, and Arnavji went to the gynaecologist, to get Chotey checked out, I think.
So please, please let me help you anyway I can . I can also wash your nurse's cap and iron your uniform too, because I am Didi ki maid, therefore yours as well.

Sincerely,
Khushi Kumari Gupta.

PS: I will pray to DM tonight for the successful culmination of your role-play, whatever that is.

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:27am | IP Logged
Nurse (and i promise i will role play that tonite, please just get me the hell out of here)



Will there be a part two with fake stethoscope and fake syringe (needle), and pretend to check Jaanu out and administer "treatment" LOL


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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:36am | IP Logged
Originally posted by EXPELLIARMUS

Dear Nurse,
When you gave me this letter to deliver to your boyfriend, did you know you had not sealed it properly? I ended up reading it, and now I feel really sad. Why didn't you tell me you felt this way? I would have helped you. I always help everyone, even those who bind me with ropes and leave me in the middle of a road to die. You see, I never remember the evil. Actually, I never remember anything,. I've even forgotten my imminent remarriage. Anyway,back to some points in your letter. Why do you think Di wasn't pregnant? She really was. Her sudden bump right in time for the Godbharai was DM's blessing,you know. DM is spontaneous that way.
But, all that aside, why have you never shared that you felt so horny? I do understand sex,you know. Its what happens right after a Dhak dhak and before a Rabba ve. In the future, please allow me to help sneak your boyfriend into RM. He can just cum in with Shyamji and no one will know, because they are all in the kitchen,cooking up a storm for Di.
Oh, and Arnavji went to the gynaecologist, to get Chotey checked out, I think.
So please, please let me help you anyway I can . I can also wash your nurse's cap and iron your uniform too, because I am Didi ki maid, therefore yours as well.

Sincerely,
Khushi Kumari Gupta.

PS: I will pray to DM tonight for the successful culmination of your role-play, whatever that is.
 
@ bold, underlined.
A bump in time is a bump indeed!

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:47am | IP Logged
Hmmm the way the nurse shut the door in such a hurry has made me suspect that ... 
Dumbali has finally relented to a threesome because of the two men in her life
Snakewa - Main toh stud hoon...Ek se mera kya hoga kalia
Brother - chotte toh kuch karta nahi aur mujhe kuch karne deta nahi 

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:49am | IP Logged


Dear Nursey baby

Did you not learn anything from all that you complained about. Be happy I don't have a manipulative sister who cries for her lying husband, and she doesn't have a Dadi who insists her cheating lying of a husband comes back, one that supposedly loves you but tries to molest you. Be grateful your not KKG, another bimbo fly on the wall who wants to bring back over-dosed on complan man (read Shaym). And i'm not prime-zada who goes and visits my manipulative sisters gynecologist  Be GRATEFUL that you have me...

P.S: Baby, im glad you went to the '' hormone hell, testosterone, estrogen, dopamine, serotonin, melatonin, endorphine'' zada house. Because now, im a lucky man tonight !!


Edited by asha... - 07 September 2012 at 11:49am

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 11:53am | IP Logged
brilliantly said! anjali needs a psychiatrist not a gynaecologist! the rest of the inhabitants of RM could also make good use of the psychiatrist
 
 
a lot of missing people at Rm: first, mamaji disappeared without a trace and now payal... wonder whose turn it is next? finally we'll be left with the trio of shyam, anjali and dadi, I believe!

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