Salman Khan Under NASA's Radar for Research - Page 2

This content was originally posted by: Lemony

aap logo ko aise moon ki roshni se bachaya hai yaar.

Samaztey nahi ho z aap

This content was originally posted by: blue-ice

I haven't seen ETT...but suna hai ki poori train rok dee uss jacket ne👏...aur uska baal bhi baanka nahi hua...toh abhi Martians jab attack karenge...toh unka attack rokne ke liye they want to develop similar jackets..

This content was originally posted by: -Xaffron-

Why did Aishwarya Rai accidentally drop Baby Aradhya?

As she sang Chanda Mama Door Ke to baby Aradhya, she looked at the moon accidentally and freaked the hell out.

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This content was originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

🥳 bhai is rajnikant of bollywood  🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. Salman Khan doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Salman Khan has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
3. Salman Khan killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell 'Salman Khan' wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Salman Khan?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
5. Salman Khan can play the violin with a piano
6. Salman Khan once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Salman Khan: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
   Salman Khan: Rascal; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Salman Khan once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
9. If Salman Khan was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Salman Khan logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Salman Khan once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Salman Khan knows Victoria's secret.
13. Salman Khan can divide by zero.
14. Salman Khan has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Salman Khan gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.