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Salman Khan Under NASA's Radar for Research (Page 3)

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Originally posted by Be.A.Rebel

Party bhai is rajnikant of bollywood  ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
 
OK Munna...then here are soem Salman Khan jokes for u...enjaaay..LOL
 
  1. Salman Khan doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  2. Salman Khan has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
  3. Salman Khan killed the dead sea.
  4. If you spell 'Salman Khan' wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Salman Khan?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
  5. Salman Khan can play the violin with a piano
  6. Salman Khan once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  7. Micheal Jordan to Salman Khan: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
    Salman Khan: Rascal; how do you think the earth spins!?
  8. Salman Khan once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
  9. If Salman Khan was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  10. When Salman Khan logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  11. Salman Khan once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
  12. Salman Khan knows Victoria's secret.ROFL
  13. Salman Khan can divide by zero.
  14. Salman Khan has counted to infinity, twice.
  15. When Salman Khan gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Yes. PLEASE ---- SALMAN itself is a PLANET which does NOT need to be a part of our SOLAR SYSTEM -- SALLU along with his die-hard fans should be migrated to ANOTHER PLANET _-- SInce he is RAJNIKANT of Bwood _ his does not anyways follow the  laws of physics (like gravity) when it comes to ACTION in HIS FILMS ---- so he better off with staying away from earth's gravitational FIELD_--@@ The ALIENS on other planets will definitely enjoy his action in movies LIKE DABBANG --- @@ 
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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 5:28pm | IP Logged
Hrithik once challenged SALMAN in a Dance Competition.
Result:
Hrithik on a wheelchair in Guzaarish.
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Once a farmer replaced "scare crow" in the farm with SALMAN's statue. And birds even returned the grains they took last year!

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SALMAN  can produce fire by
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rubbing 2 ice cubes.

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FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, SALMAN poked him on FaceBook!


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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 6:28pm | IP Logged
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Reminds me of  Ranjikant's jokes LOL

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Posted: 07 September 2012 at 6:45pm | IP Logged
This is great, let's hear more jokes!

Salman is so difficult to describe. He's everything and nothing at the same time. Physicists should also examine him. At least he's interesting, def most interesting from the current lot.

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