Originally posted by FairyLiquidSoap
Thank you my dear boaties chamelis homies and friends for making this thread a laugh riot
I did try to anwer the best i could but alas the thread spiralled out of my control and i spent more time laughing than writing so in case i have missed out on any of your replies my apologies and it was unintentional
I had more members answering only the last question and hardly any on the rest interesting hmmm
Sudha Hiru🤗
Well, I am assuming lots of people have more or less said yes to the last question (apologies if I am wrong, note I said assuming) which means theres' no point in my saying the 'yes' I wanted to as I don't have a hope in hell of getting anywhere in the great big que.
I'll instead try and answer the other kostins that you in your wisdom have asked (much more entertaining than marking dissertations, which is what I am supposed to be doing).
So here goes
Just exactly how many nano seconds seconds minutes was Di in the hospital?
Well it seemed like in the blink of an eye, which in real life would be about 450 miliseconds, give or take few milisecs here and there.
How long is the night in IPKKND land?
Ahh, now that depends on what is going on. Not long enough if ASR and KKG need some 'ahem' time, but long enough for the snake and wife to do their deed and get pregnant. How long is piece of string?
Does
Shyam have some magic teleportation device ala the Star Trek
Transporter for he's here, he's there he's every where so beware
Of course he has, did you not know.? In the show it's called Anjali, in our world 'pain in the ass'. She'll leave windows and doors open for him. All those transparent sarees she used to wear are now tied up together to form ropes for him to swing in and out.
What
kind of medicines have they pumped Di with that she looks beautiful and
bright and is able to walk within minutes of a delivery?
Hmmm, am wondering if I should reveal it or not. Well, its ok- it's a mix of powdered viagra in a shot of botox mixed in snake oil and something called Khushi Horse Power (I saw an ad for the thing in Deccan Herald, sometime in early August- kind of local Indian viagra, I think). Why do you think she's so depso for her Shyamji, the viagra needs a release which only a snake can provide as it is mixed up in snake oil.
Sister
will take medicine only if husband gives it from his hand and brother
will take medicine only if told for the sake of sister Iss pyar ko kya
naam doon?
Medicine, eh! Now which kind of medicine are we talking about? Tablet variety?
And
finally ok this is a doozey shallow question how many of you are still
willing to go the distance with a hot sexy rich dude so into his sister
as long as you get to do it with him?
Well, I shan't humilate myself by answering this kostin, I'll leave you all to guess.
There hope you have some answers now.
Cant believe i said all those things!!!!😵
Yet another week bites the dust, wonder what crap we'll have to endure over the weekend. Yesterday was relatively peacful, I bet we're going to be whacked on the head again tonight, another weekend screwed. Damn the show, damn the cvs, damn my stupidity!
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