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NBT Spoof- Letter to Raddi from Daadi

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:20am | IP Logged
Hello friends, 
My good friend Megha (it's the CLOUD, not wishes-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bhatnagar), gave me a copy of the letter sent to Raddi from her daadi. I thought I better share it with you, coz it has some happywala news! 
Disclaimer: Highly sensitive souls better avoid this for their own BP sake!

To
RaddiMa,
Chudail Mahal,
Samshan Gali.

Dear Raddi,
Loads of love from your Daadi.
I don't know whether you know it, but I am watching you every single second. Beta, ye kya haal bana rakha hai tune apna!? Woh rona-dhona, mental breakdowns.. tantrums... Beta, ye sab se koi shikhayat nahi mujhe!Achchi baat hai, I am very happy that you have inherited my 
chudail genes!! You are my true heir of Horror!! 
But one thing really upsets me! I don't understand why you are going crazy over that unyielding pati of yours!! Itna kyon bhav dete ho usko?   I have never seen such a 'patthar dil insaan' like him!! Tumhare jaise mote-taaze 'ready for everything right here, right now' patni ko chodkar woh uss bamboo stick jaise angry bird ko kyon daana dalta hai? Iska matbal ye hi hua ki he doesn't deserve you at all!! Aise pati kiss kaam ki? Use seedhe tata, bye bye bol jaise maine tere daada ko bola tha shaadi ke do din baad!
Waise tere nalayak baap yaane mera beta aur tere botox mommy to kuch kaam ke nahin! Mera beta to apne baap se bhi jyada marela nikla, uss lok mein bhi naa raha, iss lok bhi naa aaya, shareer dharti par aur aatma asman pe atka hai uska! Aur teri mommy, woh to apne chehre ke ek muscle tak nahin move kar sakti, tere zindagi ki rath to kaise move karne madad karegi? Ab meri hi baari aayi na tujhe madad karne ki! 
Meri salah maan beta, aur uss lafanga patrakaar ko chod de!! Pade rahne do use uss Megha aur uske bachchon ke jhanjhat mein!! Tu bas abhi ke abhi yahan aaja apni daadi ke godh mein!! Mohan se bhi badiya lafanga, kameena pati tujhe yahan main dhoodh doongi!! Wahan bedardi insaan ke 'galti ka nishaan' rehne ke bajaye yahaan aake 'shaitaan ki queen' ban ja!! 
Arre, yahan ke mardo ki baat to kuch aur hi hai!! Asli mard hain ye!! Tere kameenepan ko, tere chudailgiri, tere killer looks ko inse achcha match aur kahin nahin milega!! Pata hai, yahan pe kaun kaun hain!! Dictators like Idi Amin, Saddam Hussain, Muammar Gadhafi...  psychopaths like Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy... terrorists like Osama bin Laden, bandits like Veerappan, Phoolan devi are all here. Suna hai Azmal Kasab, Surendar Koli, Charles Sobhraj sab jaldi padharnewale hain yahan pe!! Tub to tujhe aana hi banta hai beta!! Tera bhagya yahan khulega, uss Juna Mohalle ke kabootara khana mein nahin!!
Aur ye kya, tu ek mamooli si naukari ke liye Nepal tak gayee thi!? Milte hi use chod bhi di, uss nalayak Mohan ke liye!? Dekh, tere liye khush khabri hai!! Maine tera video resume yahan pe saare Yamadooton ko dikhaya tha. Unhone to bina application ke hi tujhe appointment letter de di!! Kaam to itna mazedaar hai- paapiyon ko tadapane ka!! Tu iss kaam pe khoob jhajti hai beta!! You are the queen of irritation and annoyance!! But where is the fun in troubling that husband of yours with 'I don't give a damn'attitude or those spineless viewers!? Come here and play some real cheap tricks on the meanest of the mean men and woman!
Meri baat maan, abhi ke abhi saare naate chod uss nikamma Mohan aur bedardi duniya se! Jaldi se iss lok ke liye ticket katao!! Main to kehti hoo, woh jo toote bottle, butter knife haath mein lekar ghoomti hain na tu, kabhi unko nas pe lagaya bhi karo! Bas ek kaat, aur tu yahan rahegi apne pyari daadima ke paas! Tere darindagi, tere jalwa iss lok ki shobha badayegi, iss jalwe mein main tere saath doongi, aakhir experience jo hai mera itne saalon ka!! 

Bas intezaar mein,
Tumhari daadima,

Mrs. Gandhima,
Near Vaitarani Ghat,
Narak Lok.




Edited by WREX - 06 September 2012 at 3:13am

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:26am | IP Logged
 * res *
runs to fwd to other people Wink
 
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Awesome spoof letter by u Rekha ji ClapROFL
Loved reading it very much ROFL
its simply awesome ROFL


Edited by -Swetha- - 06 September 2012 at 1:33am

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:27am | IP Logged
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Tumhare jaise mote-taaze 'ready for everything right here, right now' patni ko chodkar woh uss bamboo stick jaise angry bird ko kyon daana dalta hai?ROFLROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
excellent !!!! super hilarious! the above mentioned lines take the cakeROFL


Edited by shamil - 06 September 2012 at 1:30am

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:34am | IP Logged
hahahahhahahaaha

i loved the line 

motey taaze malal ko chodh woh bamboo stick angry bird ke peeche hai ...

and ridz paapiyon nahi puya karm karne waalo ke liye khatra hai 


pehele toh bolti thi mohan devta insaan hai and ab apne devtaa ko hi pareshaan kar rahi hai 

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:46am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Hilarious esp th bamboo stick lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 1:58am | IP Logged
Ek dum howlarious ROFL ROFL ROFL Absolutely loved it.

Bamboo sticks ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


Edited by NeelimaSJ - 06 September 2012 at 2:47am

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 2:05am | IP Logged
its tooo hilarious ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 06 September 2012 at 2:16am | IP Logged
Excuse me!! How dare you call Megha - bamboo stick jaisi angry bird????? Keep your stupid funny thoughts to yourself, rather than posting in public forums to bash actors... Huh.
THUMBS DOWN for this idiotic spoof.

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