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MEMORIES oF dPians;
Property of Vanshu, Aarti, Jen, Jasu, Ashu, Mini, Sneha, Jia Di, Sani, and Nitu !
FROM JUNE 21, 2012 to August 31, 2012
June 21 -
Sneha has shown interest to skype with le kangaroos. While, Vanshu fears getting her arse chased by one. Sani confesses she has conversed with le kangaroos. June 22, 2012 - Trilingual Imran officially trolled by Sneha, Aarti, Vanshi, and Cindy. All four of us are now fully trained in a new form of the Urdu language, and we have a invisible jiju now because of Snehu ;) ..and Aarti broke her leg because she slipped on water in the pool area. way to go lifeguard.
Sani: Everyone is ... slow...today.
Vanshu: LOL! its 2 am what do u want me to do -.-
Sani: You were hyper y'day same time. thats why.=P
Vanshu: i wasnt getting bit by mosquitoes at that time LMAOO
Damz: what country do you live in Vanshu?
Vanshu: the country above urs.
Damz: u mean canada?
Vanshu: lets pull out the map.
Damz: im confused.
Vanshu: well we can eliminate alaska and greenland.
Damz: :( idk my countries Vanshu!!
Vanshu: June 23, 2012 - Vanshu, Nityah, and Sneha admit they are haircut rebels -- and disasters have happened.
Mini finally realizes how much pyaar she has for her Di's after many f**k you's to vansh.
Breaking News: Vansh eats Mini's whole dabba while Aarti watches scared that's she'll eat her dabba :P
Mini opens photoshop sucessfully without having her ass tracked down by the FBI
Mini: Which link do I pick?
Vansh: this youtube one claims you can learn photoshop in 4 minutes
Aarti: yeah use that it took me 2 weeks !
Vansh: theres a shortcut for everything these days
Shortcut to death
Taking a knife and stabbing yourself repeaditly.
Death in less than 1 minuter Vansh: Vansh:damzel's shop... this is how i imagine it. hello my name is Mini/Damz/Damzel aka Mini Desi Pakora My PS gurus are the highly talented, sweet, and undeniably amazing -- Aarti di and Vanshu di. I would like to thank them for enduring me on a beautiful Saturday night..teaching me how to PS in 4 minutes. It has been a wild journey, from not knowing how to download PS to being afraid of the FBI chasing my arse. The threats of viruses was also not any less. Now, I know where the lock button is and drag button is. Rest is history.
Aarti: Amen. Ammmeen
Mini: *Bangs Head*
Aarti:it'll be worth it when u spend countless hours trying to blend photos and staying up all night trying to find one good tutorial. have fun. Vansh: countless hours and staying up all night ^the 2 key phases to success. June 24, 2012- Nitu finds out about our chipkoo jiju aka Sneha's "hubby"
Nitu:are you talking about the member named as _____
Sneha:Yeahhh him only.He's sucha brainiac.Newton would feel dumb infront of him.
Sneha educates Mini, Vansh, and Aarti about the howabouts of a coolbie -- WU way.
the reality is as follows:
Vansh: you can only become a (coolbie) WU if you live in Pak or India, where the timezone matches with the airing of shows -- over here shows air 10 hrs later.
Sneha: hhaha ikr!
hey evryone sorry im.10hrs late in this update and you've all probably watched the epi but here's the written update! :D
June 26, 2012 -
Aarti:I feel so alone at the moment *sniffsniff*
Mini:Aww what happened AD!? <3
Aarti:I was coaching for the swim.meet and kids kept on staring at me an laughing cuz i have a humongous ass cast an i wobble around
Mini:Why didnt you slap them?!
Aarti:i cant slap little kids! child abuse!
Mini:@AD I was kidding *goes to cry in a corner*
Vansh:awww dont cry <3 its not as bad as the time when u asked who is stephen harper Jenny:Californian Swag
Mini:to AD and VD -> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68uc6VsRQ1rqskupo1_400.png
Aarti:bahaha mini i dont think ill like the feeling.of shoving paper.up my butt :P
Vansh:i can never look at a piece of folded paper in the same way again
Jen:It's 3:51AM..and I'm hungry now...
I don't want to go upstairs and get some food
1. im scared. 2 dark.
2. my mum wud know im awake
3. she will tell dad tommorow morning
4. dad will show attitude then
July 7, 2012 - Jen's bannedass becomes a GOLDIE !<3 and Jasu becomes a ROCKERS!
Andd -- All of us share our personal pics <3 We are truly head turners by fate.
July 8 - Sani becomes SIZZLERR :)
July 9 - Nearly all of us are HOOKT :P
July 10 - Vansh becomes ROCKERSS ;)
Mini:*trips down the stairs* Vansh: @jen- check her mansik santulan; ask her who is Stephen Harper !
Jen: Sani showed Minii her picture, and wrote " this is 3 yrs old back"
Minii replied: " you are beautiful but you don't look 3 years old " Vansh and Jen: Mini: Dont make fun of me it was 3 in the morning and i was zoned out Vansh: so you confused the time with Sani's age as well Jen:You are beautiful but you don't like 3 years old And it was 5 AM, imagine me that time
once again Jen manages to corrupt our minds.
<3 this is EPIIC baby! ;)
JULY 19 - DAMINI's no longer babypakora ;( BIRTHDAAY GIRL !! but for us she will always be baby of forum<3
July 23: Mini: You inspire me Jen!
Jen: That really makes me happy, Mini.
Mini: It does?
August 1, 2012 -
Jen: We need a name for our shop! But what?
Vansho: PanicAttack Arts
Jen:Are you trying to be smart? Is that an insult? That people will get Attacks if they see our Arts?
Vansho:im just damn good like that August 2, 2012 - MINI enters Sizzler!
Jas wrote RB song ;)
Jen ka, Aarti ka aur Vanshu ka kehna hai
Ek hazaron mein hamari Damzie hai!
Sari umar hum desi pakoras ne sang rehna hai. And of course my kehna too
August 5, 2012
Vansho- from JD ur now JMom so JM and ur hubby is now HWD - honewaledad Jas: Yeah, have you told Jiju about his hone wala child yet?
Vansho: woh bhi muft mein
Jia:@Vanshoo: Your HWD will here about this bachoo. I am about to call him. He is probably sleeping Koi baat nahi, let me wake him up Jia:I had water in my mouth and as soon as I read this I spit it out
No he doesn't know yet I will let him know slowly
Jia: I have something to tell you.
Jiju: *yawns* Hmmm
Jiju: *rubs eyes* You can tell me.
Jia: Alright...woh kya hai na...you have a hone wali daughter.
Jiju: *falls off chair* WHAT?!
Jia: And a hone wali daughter in law.
Youuu killed it.
i hate to ruin the moment, but you do realize ur a grandmother also right
i adopted Mini yesterday !! and im sure she will glad to meet her grand mom
maybe i can send her over for ..u know.. a couple of months.. and give u guys some bonding time..
and I'm planning to adopt Sani tooo
I think its time Mini has an elder sister to protect her !
Or send her over for a couple of years...I wouldnt mind. Sach mein!
Jas:So we have 2 children? Decided?
Vansho:2 kids enuf.
but both our kids are kaayaaamat !
both of them look shaaant, and sweeet
Mini:But but i thought Jen was mah daddy
Vansho: Jen is ur part time daddy because she's only here once in a blue moon these days
Jen: Niggi please. I have a job. I need to work and feed Damini. All you do is shopping.
August 8, 2012
Jas and Aarti discussing child options.
Jas:Aarti! I vote reincarnation! While we're making this CC a daily soap, might as well go all out.
Reincarnation it is
Can we like reincarnate karan johar
and have a kjo baby? LMAO
Jen talks about her various EMAs.
Jen: yeah well, when you don't get enough satisfaction at home.. simply move to the guesthouse
Vansho:mylife is like the movie No Entry...
I CALL BEING CELINA JAITLEY
Jas:She said her life, not yours! Jas becomes SIZZZLLLING
Mini- This is my pretty boy swag! AAYEE!
Aarti Di- Oh my gosh no
Mini- Its a lovely song
Aarti Di- if lovely has the definition of
"can i please vomit"
august 31 ;)
Vansh: OMMG! Aarti you are 9 posts away from rockers!! WOHOO!
I DON'T WANNA BE A ROCKERZ
NOW I WILL COMBINE ALL MY THOUGHTS IN THIS ONE POST AND JUST KEEP EDITING IT AS I GO ON!
Vansh:...sorry i got blind for a sec n read it rong
Aarti:VANSHU U ALMOST GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK
I DONT WANT THAT FUGLY RED COLOR :P
i wanna kill someone right now..
u got the moves like jaggerr u got the mooovoooes like JAAGGER
kadduu kya jaane, vansh ki baat.
oops.. i meant ashu kya jaane..
Edited by -Vanshikaa- - 08 September 2012 at 9:16pm