Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2


Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2
Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2

NBT spoof: Sans Shine Action Plan

UmraoJaan Goldie

Joined: 30 April 2012
Posts: 2215

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 12:08am | IP Logged

Hello friends, 

I am writing a spoof after many days. Hope you will enjoy it. Please tell me your views after reading. 


About two weeks ago:

Venue: 'Sans Shine Productions' office.

Creative team of 'Na Khele Tum Na Maine Score Kiya' are having a meeting to discuss about the future track.

Sudhar Karma(producer)-  Now that we have flown our Monu-Meenu, Munni and Dabbu to Nepal on 'family moon',  we have to make best use of this trip and our future track should garner higher TRPs. So what are your ideas about it?

Dappu(director)- Sir Ji, I have a very romantic idea. We shall have Monu and Meenu locked up in the hotel room. Let the 'Hum tum ek kamre mein ..' song play in the back ground, cool breeze come in from the windows, there will be heart shaped balloons all over the place, candles, bubbles...

SK- Now burst that cheesy bubble Dappuji, aap ke har show mein aisa kuch hota hai. More over, we had that lift scene where the lead were locked in the lift. Don't want a repeatation.

Dappu- But that's the idea Sir Ji, viewers like that kind of private moments of leads. And these TRP giving ladies sure love those heart shaped balloons and bubbles and color co-ordinated clothes etc.

SK- Teek hai, let's have balloons, bubbles but no lock-up, OK. Any other idea?

Jappu(writer)-  Sir, I think we should have a dance sequence. A very romantic, passionate one! Something like salsa!! 'Pyar ki ek kahani suno' song suits well for this scene!!

SK- But we recently had Janmashtami special dance! Another dance costs a heavy budget again!!

Monal Ganapatrao (screenplay writer, in a sarcastic tone)- And Pappu can't dance saala! I mean Monu can't dance salsa!!

SK- Haan Jappu Ji, maine bhi apne lead actor Mrinal Kiran Karpur ke dancing skills ke bare mein aise hi kuch comments dekha hai!!

Jappu- Arre Sir Ji, aap to Monal Ji ke baton mein aa gaye!! You see, these mediocre dancing skills are the biggest signs of a great actor!! I will give you some examples. Have you seen the original song? That guy Abhay Deol can't dance for nuts, but he is regarded as a perfect actor!! Tabu ji itni badi abhinetri hain, but she can't move a leg without looking like a puppet! Kaka Ji, Naseer saab,  Amol Palekar, Anant Nag, Sanjeev Kumar saab sab kharaab dancers, par kitne bade kalakaar nikle!!

SK- Haan, you have a point.

Jappu- I will write a scene where they both perform salsa very passionately. Anyways, we all know that our leading lady AShanka Maang is a very good dancer, so let's focus on her moves and Mrinal's expressions.

Dappu- On Mrinal's mane too! Arre, aap logon ko pata hi hoga fans kaise drool bahate hain unke zulfon par!!

SK- But what shall we do after that? We need to make this family moon memorable. How shall we use Maha Guru's character?

Monal- He is supposed to give some 'Gurugyan' to M & M.

Jappu- Right now we shall use him as Nepal tour guide. Later on, if situation arises, we shall have his gurugyan.

Khali Kopdi (channel creative head)- But what about Raddima? I want better scope for her character! I am her fan big time!! (wipes the drool from the side of his lower lip)

SK (worried)- If she interferes in Monu-Meenu  familymoon, will it not enrage our fans. Already they are fuming!

KK- Fans ki chinta chodiye aap, TRP ki sochiye! And remember, we the channel people care only for TRP!

Dappu- No problem KK Ji, let's turn Raddi into a vamp. Let her follow M & M, show some hysterical behavior and try to break them apart. Aur phir TRP hamari pooja karegi!!

Jappu- Yes sir, we will work hard to make Raddi a successful vamp. Gaudy makeup, rolling eyes, broken glasses, twisted neck... Kitne saare ideas hain hamare paas. (gives a confident look)

Dappu- For additional effect, let's use a BG song in each of Raddi scenes- 'Tere ishq pe, tere waqt pe bas haq hai ek mera, Tere jism pe, tere rooh pe bas haq hai ek mere'... mast apt song hai iske liye!! (pats his back in self appreciation)

KK (scared)- No no, we can't use that song.  Someone else holds the patent of that!

SK, Jappu-Dappu together- Who?

KK- Superstar Rocky from 'Madhushala- Ek Whiskey, Ek Champagne'!!  Uska apne biwi ko satane ki Brahmastra hai woh, he won't part with it anytime soon! Tauba, tauba!!

Jappu- Koi baat nahin, we will use another song!  Bas, kisi bhi tarah sach Meenu ke saamne laayenge!

Dappu- And then we can have distraught M & M walking on the streets of Nepal, BG mein gaana hoga 'Meri adhoori kahani... lo kya se kya ban gayee..'!

KK- Problem hai yaar, woh gaana bhi naa, humne apne saare shows mein kum se kum 3-4 baar use kiya hai, ise scene par!!

Jappu- Phir bhi koi baat nahin, we will use another song! Gaanon ki kya kami hain!? Chalo 'Veer Zaara' ka gaana ho jaaye! Ya koi shlok bhi istemaal kar sakte hain!!

SK (maha relieved)- Good, good, I can save some money on music composer!!  OK, now we have some fantastic ideas, so let's get into action!! 'Family moon' and 'phol khol' ho jaaye!!


So that's how these 'whondrphull  yepisodes' came to life. Future ka action plan details future mein batayenge!! Tab tak ke liye 'Ta Ta Bye Bye'!

Edited by WREX - 04 September 2012 at 2:16am

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-Swetha- IF-Addictz

Joined: 01 January 2010
Posts: 51889

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 12:31am | IP Logged
 * res *
Rekha ji Big smile
Spoof aftr so many days.. in our forum.. Embarrassed
aakhein taras gayi to see a written spoof on NBT..Wink LOL

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sitamma IF-Rockerz

Joined: 17 August 2011
Posts: 8967

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 12:53am | IP Logged
rekha...very very should make more frequent posts like this.!!!Clap

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..geeth.. IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 30 May 2012
Posts: 11790

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 1:01am | IP Logged
Superb rekha. KK jst cracked me up. Pls come up with more spoof so dat these ppl get to know the worth of it. Big smile

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shamil IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 01 September 2006
Posts: 17187

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 1:05am | IP Logged
I seriously love this dappu and jappu in ur spoof
kitne cute hain donoROFL  such wonderfool ideas they haveClap
And Rekha, U r the ultimate spoof name specialist1 everytime I read those names I go roflingROFL

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Senpoo IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 23 July 2012
Posts: 24085

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 1:10am | IP Logged
Very good spoof!
1. 'Madhushala- Ek Whiskey, Ek Champagne'
2. R's fan Khali Kopdi (channel creative head): I am her fan big time!! (wipes the drool from the side of his lower lip)

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sumiswap IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 27 March 2012
Posts: 21703

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 1:15am | IP Logged
Rekha bombaat LOL!

Rocky of Madhushala Ek Whiskey, Ek Champagne ROFL

KK wiping the drool off his lips at the mention of Raddi ROFL

Mrinal ke zulfon ke phans LOL

Bursting the bubble LOL

Very nice Thumbs Up

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UmraoJaan Goldie

Joined: 30 April 2012
Posts: 2215

Posted: 04 September 2012 at 1:23am | IP Logged
Thank you Swetha,

Sita Aur Geetha!Wink

HugX 3
You people are very encouraging!! 

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