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Posted: 03 September 2012 at 5:14pm | IP Logged

i miss u all my frineds cause i havnt talk to u all since yesterday

 

some urdue jokes in english just to bring that precious smile on ur faces

keep smiling like htis forever

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..


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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge " supply plz"! :-) )

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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,

Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

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Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

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1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na'

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)


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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena


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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!


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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

.

.
to

.

.
to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.

Very simple

Billo rani'

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

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Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

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do comment and like if u like it and want me to pm u next time when i update more jokes
 
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Edited by DAPS - 04 September 2012 at 3:37am

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Posted: 03 September 2012 at 5:20pm | IP Logged
ROFL
HILARIOUS!
Thanks for the laugh.Smile

Love,
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Posted: 03 September 2012 at 5:21pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Piggies

ROFL
HILARIOUS!
Thanks for the laugh.Smile

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Originally posted by smiley12

ROFLOR ADMI BIWI SE DARTA HAI OR BIWI CHOHE SEROFLITS HilariousROFLOHH THX CUTKIWinkROFL I MISS U TOOHugHug
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Posted: 03 September 2012 at 5:51pm | IP Logged

Funny jokesROFL

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Posted: 03 September 2012 at 6:54pm | IP Logged
lol... It was HILARIOUS... I was laughing out loud... thank God no one else was in the room beside me otherwise my family would've been sure that I fully ready to be sent out to a mental asylum.

Billo rani kaho toh abhi jaan day doon ROFL

And must say we are all Ghajini part 2 at some point in our academic lives!!LOL


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