Agle din subha.. I was working in my cabin when I got a call from an unknown no.
"Uhm.. kaun ?" I asked as I picked up the phone.
"Arrey pagal main!!" I heard a girl's voice on the other end
"Main kaun ? bakri ho kya ?" I spanked
"hahaha.. Main.. Priya..! accha suno.. aaj sham ko party aur tumhe aana hain!"
"Kya ? nahi.."
"Nahi.. nahi.. kya hai yaar... Main tumse pooch nahi rahi hon ! I am ordering you ! Sham ko sharp 7PM ko ready hokar Cubz Club aajana .. ok kuch funky-shunky pehenke aana plz.. ok bye" She hung up..
Aur main gadhon ki tarah "hello.. hello" chilla tha reh gaya..
yaar ab main club nahi jaata hun.. ! aur funky shunky kya hota hain ?
I tried calling her up but uska No. continuously busy aa raha tha ! I thought a lot & finally decided to call up Vik !
"Hello.. sun tu free hai kya ?" I asked vik
"haan.. kya hua ?"
"Tu bas aaja abhi idar.." I hung up..
In about 15 mins Vikram came in..
"Kya hua ? everything fine ?"
I told him the whole story And as soon as I ended "kahaani" ...
He laughed out...
"bwhahahaa.. Ram.. tu... funky ... ?!"
He almost fell off his chair..!
"Abbey.. saale tu dost hain ki dushman... main tujhe hasane keliye nahi bhulaya hain ok ? ab batao main kya karon abhi ?"
He lifted himself up ! "we need to go for shopping !"
"NOOO" I got up,screaming !
"Ram.. come out & show yourself !"Vik screamed from outside the trailroom !
"I look ridiculous in this yaar !" I came out,whining !
"WOW !" He exclaimed !
I couldnt understand whether he was shocked or suprised !
"Ye bohot tight hain yaar" I tried to pull the Thick jeans which looked like it was attached to my skin
"Gals love tight ! Havent u heard Tighter the Better !" He looked overjoyed,for some reason !
"Chii.. Tu bhi na,.. Kuch bhi !"
Yes I wore a TIGHT LOW-WAIST JEANS WITH A T-shirt On which "I am virgin" was written..
How much more hedious Could it have gotten now ?! I was so not gonna buy the t-shirt !
"I look like a hippy !"
"haha.. no u dont,Ram.. " He said,smilingly
"I am not wearing the Tshirt okay ?"I argued !
"Dude.. isse padh kar ladkiyan attract hongi !" he said..
"Wo kaise ?" I wondered..
"Unko pata chalega na ki ye "un-used" maal hain.. ROFL" He trolled
"Shut up Vikram !"
Uff... Finally the shopping got over.. I bought that jeans, let me tell you..
Why because wo kambakt mere seene se chipak gaya tha... Me,vikram & the salesman teeno ne milke nikhaal ne ki koshish ki phir bhi nahi nikhali ! grr.. ! toh lena hi pada !
aur uske baad ek decent si Grey colour ki Shirt aur PUMA shoes ! Main wo "i am ... " wali nahi li kyunki me kisko bhi koi message nahi dena chahta tha.. even though I am a.. never mind...
bas.. LET THE PARTY BEGIN !!!!
Me teek 8 baje ko Cubz club pohonch gaya.. Vikram ji aashirwaad se I looked "FUNKY-SHUNKY" I know I was an hour late,... magar chalta hai yaar.. nahi ?!
anyways,maine Meri Pyaari si Mercedes ko basement main park kiya aur.. I entered the club.. Toh uss doorkeeper ne mere hath par kuch chapa.. ! me kya koi paper hun,jo stamp laga rahe ho mujhpe ?! Gawd.. Ye youngsters aur unke anokhe paintre
Hey Bhagwaan.. almost 70-80 log the waha par.. pagalon ki tarah naach rahe the.. Aur MUSIC itna loud baj raha tha... Uhm.. I think the song was "Main sharabhi".. ! I couldnt spot priya at all... Itni beedh thi aur itna andeera tha..! Aur itna saari aadhi nangi ladkiyan.. BAAP re Baap ! I mean Inke baap ke paas itna paise hai.. ye log kuch acche kapde kareed ke pehen nahi sakte hain kya ?! Aur suddenly mere dimaag main ek thought aaya.. Toh priya ne kya pehna hoga ?! Bas.. Meri maa ye sab dekh leti toh unke mann main priya ke liye jo 'Aadarsh' bahu ke kwaab hain wo toh kaanch ki tarah toot jaathe ! Hahaha.. ! Aur meri shaadi bhi !
I went to the bar to get something for myself.. I was lost in thoughts When i ordered a tequila..
I saw some random chick heading towards me !
She came really close.. so close that her face inches away from mine..
Her hand moved down my belly and went back towards my butt..
I tried to move away,thats when she patted on my butt & whispered in my ears "Wanna get dirty?" OMG ! Main andar se ladkiyon ki tarah chilla raha tha..'Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chod dho'
I pushed her away & Ran out,..
Uff,, Jaan bachi toh lakhon paaye...
I decided to head home.. I was in a state of shock.. I went to basement ! But I decided to call up priya & tell her first.. aakhir she had invited me.. ! Though uske wajese meri izzat lut the lut the rehe gayi ! Thank god I hadnt worn that t-shirt ! uff ! I sat in my car & called her up..
But she didnt pick up.. But I heard a ringing voice in the basement.. I got out of my car.. I called priya again.. & followed the ringing voice.. A little far away I saw her.. She wore a T-shirt & Simple jeans.. Uff.. Now thats a relief.. Magar when i went closer I realised she was crying.. I was worried now.. Magar ye samaj nahi aa raha tha ki ye kyun ro rahi hain when i was the victim ?!
I went near her and kept my hand on her shoulder..
She lifted her head up .. she got up as she saw me.. She tried to wipe her tears..
"What happened ?" I asked her..
She didnt reply.. But she hugged me,tightly & Cried,loudly..
The last that i could hear from her was "I hate Him"
Okay.. baaki ka hum kal continue karenge ! abhi ke liye ! shukriya ! shabakhair ! good night ! And hope u had a good laugh !