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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
One of the hilarious lines from Half Blood Prince(book):

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."


ROFL

Some more: LOL LOL LOL

"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry's legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
"What did you tell her?"
"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
"Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron's got?"
"A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where."




"Harry Potter!" bellowed Hagrid, slopping some of his fourteenth bucket of wine down his chin as he drained it.
"Yes, indeed," cried Slughorn a little thickly. "Parry Otter, the Chosen Boy Who - well - something of that sort," he mumbled, and drained his mug too.



"Did you hear, there's supposed to be a vampire coming?"
"Rufus Scrimgeour?" asked Luna.
"I - what?" said Harry, disconcerted. "You mean the Minister of Magic?"
"Yes, he's a vampire," said Luna matter-of-factly. "Father wrote a very long article about it when Scrimgeour first took over from Cornelius Fudge, but he was forced not to publish by somebody from the Ministry. Obviously, they didn't want the truth to get out!"



"Oh, there you are, Albus," he [Slughorn] said. "You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?"
"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns."


"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."



"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard.
"You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, with a touch of more defiance.
"This is the the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
"Yes," said Harry firmly.
"Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"


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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 1:21pm | IP Logged
ROFLMAO..Harry and Snape.ROFL Well,he earned that detention too for it.LOL

My favorite's GOT TO be Ginny's lines for the tattoo thing,teasing Ron.-" a Pygmy Puff,But I didn't say where".That Girl's simply kick-ass.ROFL and then crashing onto Smith during that match against Slytherin.Cool and then when she goes on-Sorry Professor,Forgot to brake". ROFL

Roonil Wazlib.Ahha! ROFL 

@TM,you might as well add some of Ron's lines as well.They are Hilarious.LOL under the effect of Love-potion and that all.


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Posted: 11 August 2012 at 4:34pm | IP Logged
Oh JKR…how witty you are. *Wipes tear*. 

My favourites are definitely Harry and Snape and Roonil Wazlib…
That actually made me laugh out loud when I was reading the book. And how BRILLIANT to write it in a portion that is so tense.

Thanks for sharing this. :)

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tfs!ROFL

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ROFL ROFL
OMG!!!! I am laughing like mad...this is my favorite book out of all hp books...thanks for the post it made my day Big smile Big smile

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ROFL ROFL hillarious! i love roonil wazlib  :P

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Posted: 14 August 2012 at 9:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -RageOfAngelz-

ROFLMAO..Harry and Snape.ROFL Well,he earned that detention too for it.LOL

My favorite's GOT TO be Ginny's lines for the tattoo thing,teasing Ron.-" a Pygmy Puff,But I didn't say where".That Girl's simply kick-ass.ROFL and then crashing onto Smith during that match against Slytherin.Cool and then when she goes on-Sorry Professor,Forgot to brake". ROFL

Roonil Wazlib.Ahha! ROFL 

@TM,you might as well add some of Ron's lines as well.They are Hilarious.LOL under the effect of Love-potion and that all.




Ron has a super comic timing ROFLROFLROFL

"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."


"Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?"


"'Slug Club,'" repeated Ron with a sneer worthy of Malfoy. "It's pathetic. Well, I hope you enjoy your party. Why don't you try hooking up with McLaggen, then Slughorn can make you King and Queen Slug--"

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."

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