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Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2
Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha Season 2

NBT family in ZKHSAS spoof

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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 6:10am | IP Logged

Hello friends here I am back with my new spoof. Idea MMT se mila. Wha sab discuss kar rahe the ki unhe daar hai ki kahi Mohan ko sab such ka samna me na bula le.To maine socha ki kyun na is topic ke uper ek new spoof likh du. Just imagine agar NBT family ko "Zindagi ki haqiqat se aanma samna me bula le to kya hoga.?  

 

Welcome to Zindagi ki haqiqat se aaman samna. Aaj humare paas jo case aaya hai wo hai Indaur ke Mr. or Mrs. Bhtnagar ka. To please welcome Mr. Mohan Bhtnagar, Mrs. Bhtnagar.

 

Megha or Ridhima dono Mohan ke saath andar aati hai.

 

Jury – aap logo ka swagat hai humare show me. Sabse pehle to ye bataiye ki aap dono ladies me se Mrs. Bhtnagar kaun hai.

Megha – hum dono hi.

Jury – aap dono. Matlab.

R – main hoo senior mrs. Bhatnagar or ye hai junior mrs. Bhtnagar.

J – oh….. interesting. Haa to ab aap log bataiye ki aapki problem kya hai.

Mohan – problem inki nahi meri hai.

J – aapki…… per aapko kaise problem ho sakti hai aap ki to 2 2 biwiya hai. dono haatho me laddu hai.

Mohan – wo to aapko lagta hai na per mujhse pucho dono hatho me laddu hai per khane ko to ek bhi nahi milta.

J – matlab aapki dono biwiya aapus me bahut larti hai kya?

Mohan – are nahi. Agar aapus me larti to koi problem nahi thi. Per problem ye hai ki in dono ko ek dusre se koi problem nahi hai.

J – ye to acchi baat hai na. aapko itni understanding biwiya mili hai.

Mohan – are khak understanding biwiya mili hai. ye dono itni understanding hai itni understanding hai ki bus ek dusre ki situation ko hi understand karti reh jati hai or is chakkar me meri understanding power jwab de gayi hai.

Megha – ye tum kya keh rahe ho mohan maine tumse kabhi kha hai kya ki mujhe tumhari 1st marriage se problem hai.

R – haa mohan na hi maine kabhi shikayat ki ki tumne 2nd marriage kyun ki.

J – waah waah kya kismat hai aapki aapko to khush hona chahiye ki aapki dono biwiya aapko kitna samjhti hai.

Mohan – kitna samjhti hai ye to main hi janta hoo. Pehli kehti hai tumper megha ka adhikar hai dusri kehti hai ki tumper pehle Ridhima ka adhikar hai. Main kha jaao btaiye.

J – Ye aap logo ki problem kya hai mujhe samjh me nahi aa raha. Chaliye aapke ghrwalo se puchte hai. inke ghrwalo ko bulaya jaye. Sabse pehle Renu bhabhi.

Renu andar aati hai.

Renu – are Goodmarnig ji. Main thik to lag rahi hoo na main camera pe aa rahi hoo pehli baar.

J – aapko jis kaam ke liye bulaya gya hai pehle wo kijiye. Ye bataiye ki aapka Mr. Bhatnagar or Mrs. Bhtnagars ke bare me kya khyal hai?

Renu – khyal ji ab main kya kaho judge saheb mujhe to pehle se is lafnge ptrkar per shaque tha ji maine to kitna kha papaji is lafange se shadi mat krwao apni megha ki per wo mane nhi or mere laal laal tmatar jaise bhai ko chorkar is lafnge se shadi karwa di.

Mohan – are aapka bhai laal laal tmatar hai to kya main karela hoo.

Renu – nahi tu to tali ka baigan hai kabhi is tarf kabhi us taraf.

J – aap log chup ho jaiye sabji bzar me nahi khare hai aap log haa to renu ji aap apni baat puri kijiye.

Renu – dekh lafnge ptrkar chup hi rahiyo ab kuch mat kehiyo haa to mian keh rahi thi ki ho gayi na grbar krwa di shadi is fatichar se or hua kya nikla na ye shadi shuda.

Megha – per Renu bhabhi ye to sochiye mohan ne wo shadi kyun ki kin halat me ki.

Rondhi – haan aapko kya pta mere ghrwalo ne kis trah se emotional blackmail kiya tha mohan ko.

Renu – waah re waah yha to dhang hi nirale hai lage raho lage raho. Per ek baat kahe deti hoo agar mera pati aisa krta na main to uski haddiya tor deti ksam se.

J – bus bahut ho gya ab koi or rishtedar haa inke pati ko bulaya jaaye.

Sanjay aata hai.

J – aapko is mamle ke bare me kya kehna hai?

Sanjay- kehna kya hai kuch kehte nahi ban rha hai. lekin such kahoo to mujhe bahut jalan hoti hai kabhi kabhi isase. pta nahi kya sochkar iske gharwalo ne iska naam mohan rkha tha. Kismet bhi bilkul mohan jaisi hi pai hai. ek traf Rada ek tarf Rukmini or dono use pyaar ki deeewani. itni deewani ki dono ko ek dusre se bhi koi problem nahi. Or ek meri kismet hai mujhe ye bhootna mil gayi.

Renu – kya kha?

Sanjay – kuch nahi bus aise hi dil ki baat jaban per aa gayi.

Renu – bara dil dil ho rha hai na tumhe to main tum ghar chalo aaj tumhe to main ghar per dekhti hoo.

Sanjay – are main to bus mohan ke bare me bat kar raha tha ki kya kismet hai iski radha or rukmini dono hai.

Mohan – are Radha or Rukmini bane tab na wo dono to apne mohan se pyaar karti thi per yaha to dono ki dono meera banane per lagi hui hai. mujhe pyaar to karti nahi bus din raat mere bhajan gati rehti hai. mujhe to lgta hai ek din ye dono milkar mujhe mandir me bitha dengi or phir meri puja shuru kar dengi.

J – mohan ji aapko to khush hona chahiye ki aapko itni sanskari biwiya mili hai jo apne pati ko parmeshwar manti hai.

Mohan – mujhe nahi banana kisi ka parmeshwar kisi ek ka pati ban jaau bus yahi bahut hai. per kiska. Ye dono ki dono mujhe ek dusre ke paas bhejne ko taiyar hai. mujhe samjh me nahi aa rha hai main akhir kiska pati hoo.

Megha – kaisi batein karte ho tum mohan tum mere pati ho na.

Rondi – or mere bhi.

Mohan – tum dono chup raho. Main tum dono ke saath thori na reh skta hoo. Main kya gharwali bahrwali ka anil kapoor hoo jo do do biwiyo ko ek saath handle karu.

J – haa ye to sahi hai. jha is jmane me mard ek biwi ko nahi sambhal skta hum inhe do do de de ye to naisafi hogi na inke saath.

 Mohan – or nahi to kya? main ek nanhi si jaa bhla do do musibato ko kaise smbhalunga.

J – to tum dono aapus me milkar hi tay kyun nahi kar leti ki tum dono me se kaun mohan ki patni banker rehna chahti hai.

Rondi – ye megha se pyaar krta hai isliye isper megha ka haque hai. or meri shadi to bus 6 ghante ki thi. Isliye ise megha ke saath rehne dijiye.

(Mohan happy hokar megha ke paas jata hai uska haath pakrta hai per wo apna hath chura leti hai.)

Megha – nahi didi……

Mohan – didi!

Megha – haa didi. Ridima didi mujhse puri 2 din bari hai tumhari patni hone ke darze me isliye ye meri didi hui na.

Mohan – ye tum dono ne kya behanchara lga rkha hai mere bare me to socho.

Megha – sochna kya hai tumne mujhse pehle Ridima didi se shadi ki isliye tumper unka haque hai tum unhi ke saath jaoge.

Rondi – nahi megha tumhare saath jayega.

Megha – nahi tumhare saath jayega.

Mohan – judge ji aap hi faisla kar dijiye main kiske saath rahoo.

J – iska jwab to mere paas bhi nahi hai. chaliye juri members se vote ke jariye puchte hai. jury members please vote kijiye.

 

(kuch der baad voting result aate hai.)

J – are aaj itne kum vote.

2nd j – haa wo sari ladies bhag gayi keh rahi thi ki unhe jakr apni pati per nazar rakhni hai unhe nahi dekhna do sautano ka behanchara yani sautanchara.

J – koi baat nahi male members ke vote dekhte hai. are ye kya. Is parchi me bhi wahi likha hai.

Mohan – kya likha hai?

J – yha bhi wahi likha hai.

Mohan – per likha kya hai?

J – likha hai faisla waisla choro pehle humre guru ban jao mohna bhai or hume btao ki aisi understanding biwiya tumhe mili kha se. hume to ek bhi nahi mili or tumhe do do.

Mohan – unse keh dijiye aakar meri pehli wali ko le jaaye main dusri wali ke saath reh jaunga.

J – dekhiye Mr bhtnagar I am really sorry apni is problem ka koi bhi solution humare paas nahi hai aap apni problem khud hi solve kar lijiye.

Mohan – are per…….. ab tum dono hi bata do ki main tum me se kiske saath rahu.

Megha – ridima didi ke saath.

Rondi – nahi megha ke saath.

Megha – ridima didi ke saath.

Rondi – nahi megha ke saath.

Mohan – tum dono ke chakkar me main to pagal ho jaunga. Tum dono rehne do mujhe pta chla gya hai ki mujhe kha rehna chahiye

Rondi – kha?

Mohan – pagalkhane me itni acchi understanding biwiyo se sadi karne ki saza ke taur per.

Megha – wahi to hum chahte hai. or yahi tumhari saza hai do do shadiya karne ki.

Mohan – kya?

Rondi – haa tumhe kya lga hum aapus me lar kar apna sukun khrab karenge nahi hum to tumhara chain sukun chin lenge.

Megha – wo do sautano ka larne jhgrne ka idea purana ho gya naya jmana hai or ab do do biwiyo wale patiyo ko sabak sikhane ka naya tareeka hai.

Mohan – kaun sa tareeka?

Rondi – tumne wo gandhigiri ka naam suna hai.

Mohan – haa.

Megha – waise hi ye sautangiri hai. do sautane milkar apne pati ko itna preshan kare ki shadi ke naam se hi use bukhar ho jaye wo bho 105 degree.

Mohan – kya?

Megha rondi – sautangiri zindabad.

 

 

I hope u all liked it. Please do comments.

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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 6:20am | IP Logged
nice one vs
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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 6:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mumbaiindian911

nice one vs
 thank u St bhai. u can call me puja.
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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 6:25am | IP Logged

Hello friends maine new Mohan Bhtnagr ka Vm bnaya hai. please have a look and do comments.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3009741

my new spoof song

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3094443&TPN=46



Edited by vs-kmh - 10 August 2012 at 6:25am

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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 6:54am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLLOL!
 
Wonderful spoof! I enjoyed reading it! Really felt pity for Mohan! Two understanding wives but no chance to live with either of them! Clap What a punishment for having good people around!
 
I was just laughing throughout the sequence and people at work were looking at meEmbarrassed! Never mind! Had the fun for the day! Thanks!

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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 7:07am | IP Logged
Dono haathon me laddu par khane ko kuch nahin-ROFL...Tali ka Baigan,Saare Mardon ka GURU-Lol...Pooja,it was master-blaster,100% entertaining,jabardast...

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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 7:19am | IP Logged
ROFL
Nice spoof by u VS dear..! ROFL
Loved it very much..! ROFL
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Posted: 10 August 2012 at 8:14am | IP Logged
LOL nice one

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