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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 7:44am | IP Logged
This is just a senseless post I am warning you!!! please don't mind!!! (infact "no mind" will be the best way to read it)

This is a fun post!!!


Yash:
Welcome to the Annual General Meeting [AGM] of my company everyone. As the chairman of this company it is my time to make a motivational speech! today my topic is 'My Wife Arpita'

(its ok Pvian's if Palak can make a speech in debate competition then Yash can make this speech in AGM!)

Employee
s: ConfusedOuch

Yash: Arpita was my wife. Pyaar se she called me Yashu.  My relationship with her was more philosophical than anything else... Arpita could symbolise anything!

Employees: ???? Ouch

Yash:
Look outside the window, what do you see?

Employees:
A car sir!!!!

Yash: No not a car Arpita would have called 4 Rasagullas with a chocolate slab over it!!

Employees : Just kill us now Confused

Yash: I would like to recite one of Arpita's poems

Look at the brown mountains..
Like pieces of brown bead!

Look at the river water flowing just
like fountain pen ink...

Lets go my darling Yashu and make
Mountains out of molehills..

Lets swim in the river with boats made
of yummy idli's...

I know this poem does not make sense my dear Yashu,
But you wouldn't know since you are good in Maths and not in Shakespeare!

Hope you all liked it! I don't know what lesson this poem gives us I could only understand the word Maths! Maybe improve your vocabulary...

Employees:
ZZZ!!! Sleepy

Yash:
She was most loved in the Scindhiya family...My Papa S loved her the most! lesson learned, Love your fellow co - workers!!

Employees: Dead

Yash:
She made the most yummy chocolate fudge... but later I came to know Prateek used to make it for her...Confused But its ok Arpita can do no wrong I was blindly in love with her... from this we get a lesson, love your boss even if he is Imperfect!

Employees: DeadDead

Yash: Arpita loved to dance and visit Mumbai... therefore Vidhi bhabhi had to work extra time! Lesson learned, Extra hours without extra pay is acceptable!!

Employees: OuchOuchDeadDead

Yash:
then one day fate intervened, Arpita died!

Employees: Yeaahhh Clap Clap Clap Dancing

Yash: Don't get too excited! She is still alive in her Photographs  put all over my house!!!! Lesson learned, Even if employees leave, their records remain.!!!

Employees:
Ouch
OuchOuch
Yash: I do not have more words to describe her!!

Employees : Ok so can we leave??

Yash: Huh - uh ok! Confused but one more Arpita's symbolic example, look up what can you see!!

(All the employees look up and see a fan and said what they thought Arpita would have said)

Employees: Sir we can see a helicopter!
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Yash: What rubbish!!! Arpita would have said FAN...

Employees:
Dead Dead

So the AGM meeting concluded with another of Arpita's very short poems...

The apple of my eye Yashu my sweety pie...
But I don't like apple pie, I like pumpkin pie...

But I love my self the most,
the photos I put on the walls boast!!

Ouch

Arpita Ghost please fly far away from AarYa and take your photos with you! This is PVian's humble request to you!!! Embarrassed

Love Punar Vivah!! Love AarYa!!


Edited by Loveforlife - 08 August 2012 at 8:34am

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 7:54am | IP Logged
oh god it is so hilarious.
I really cant stop laughing.ROFL
And the last helicopter wala ROFL
its a fanROFL

Seriously "BAWAKAS KARNA IS REALLY GOOD FOR HEALTH"

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:09am | IP Logged
Oh no dear this post is so hilarious  ROFL 
Thanks for funny post

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:23am | IP Logged
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ROFL

Employee reactions exactly mirrored ours. 

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:31am | IP Logged
Aripta is shown as if she is all knowing, ever present and ever smiling - therefore whenever I see her I get the feeling she just might be too philosophical ----- therefore I just made this fun post about her!!!

Waiting for Arpita Ghost to fly far far away from AarYa!!!

Love Punar Vivah!!! Love AarYa!!!

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:35am | IP Logged
wahahaha LOL i thought you were angry with someone else ROFL
Yaayyy!!! really need to get those Arpita photos out and fast ROFL 

it's like saying the meaning of Derange is where debuffaloes roam ROFL


Edited by villager00 - 08 August 2012 at 8:35am

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:44am | IP Logged
omg.it was hilarious.

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Posted: 08 August 2012 at 8:47am | IP Logged
Wow...Its really hilarious...ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Really u have gr8 sense of Humour...WinkSillyLOLThumbs Up
My yashu n Reactions of Employees...Wow no words to explain it...LOL
Hah hahROFLROFLROFL

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