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Murga, Murgi, Murgini aur Murgaangini..!!! LOL..!

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 11:52am | IP Logged
Chalo taiyaar ho jao. Dekhte hain aage kya hoga. Arey chalo, padho toh sahi aage. Khade khade mharo mundo ke dekh rahe ho.Angry.? Arey aage toh padho naa.., baki sab baad main... Haye re mhara ram ji, ek langdo ek kani, arey main ekli JAMi, rey kis kis ko sambhaloon.???Shocked


1.) Meena opens her khoon bhari taang wala brain & pours out poison.---(now whats new in that.? Same old boring jantar-mantar- bakre ko ghaas kaise khilana hai or how to seduce a guy in just 51 minutes)


2.) Sudha opens her Ramcharitmanas.---- (beta isse kuch ni hoga. Tu aur teri didi. Better use it as a pillow. I hope at least some gyan will try to peep into ur brain via hair roots. Better I wish a dog's tail becomes straight)


3.) Bhabho gives laadoo to Mr.Gyri.--- (sulci & gyri..??? LOL. What am I thinking... Meena toh hona chahiye tha. Ladoo ka dabbha bhi ni bachta. Woh bhi kha legi lombdi.)


4.) Gyri becomes Gussa Gyri & walks out like Katrina--- (not K.Kaif, katrina, d cyclone hitted New York long back)


5.) Methi produces an amused smile.--- (mission accomplished. Par Methi, tujhe baad main dekh lenge.)


6.) Rathi phamili ka adha bhaag in phront of TV with RK.---- (Aj TV ki badi yaad ayi. Chalo dekhte hain.)


7.) Mr.Gyri uncovers a big picture of angry young chicken--- (and it exactly resembles Methi, but one hairless & other featherless)


8.) Mr. Gyri twirls like an insane cock.---(asliyat bahar agagya Gyri sahab... Par yeh murga toh hai thoda buddha..)


9.) Original Murga, I mean mhara chora, announces he won't cook murgi. ---(waise bhi main yahan papad belne aya hun. Murgi pakadne ni. Aur main ne ek murgi bahut pehle pakad chuka hun, pakana baki hai. Islie dusri murgiyon ko piche se bhi ni dekhunga, pakadna toh badi dur ki baat hai.)


10.) Chalo scene turns to doordarshan kendra, Nayi Dilli. News for people with impared hearing, read by Mrs: Original Murgi & Mr: Budha Muraga. Original Murga does ko-ko-ko-kho-kho in the middle.


11.) Methi raises her chin an inch.--- (how dare u play with Methi.)


12.) News continues. All viewers under tension reading breaking news.


13.) Methi raises her head one more inch.---- (oye agar zyada uthayegi to pichey gir jayegi aur tu upar ud jaayegi.)


14.) Breaking news breaks Hanuman Gali & Dhaisa under inbeshtigashan.--- (as Hanuman gali is tied on Dhaisa's pallu..)


15.) Meenudi assures everyone Jeith ji will return with 1st prize& a lot of money.(lombdi mar bhi gayi toh kya, full concentraion is @poultry-house)


16.) Dhaisa produces a "Hye mhara ram ji" in own ishtyle & Meenudi replies "haye re mharo pahadiwale baba."


17.) Mr. Buddha Murga gives time to soch for original murga.


18.) Methi brings back her head in normal position & smiles with the notorious background music of Bhabho.---(haila, that BG mujic is made 4 u Methike..)


19.) Rathi Family makes decision on the matter put forward in the parliament of Bhabho.


20.) Finally after a long untolerable BhaSan series, the Original Murga yaani mhara chora declares he is leaving competition & highlights the main points with reasoning.


21.) Mhara chora's Beendni declares she supports her pati dev.--- (hayo rabba, sikh le mujhse Methi, main hoon Don)


22.) Bhabho khush & proud. All contestants look d Rathis.--- (I think they also heard Suraj-Sandhya's background mujic...)


23.) Harry questions dad & daddy delivers a speech on "some relations are like that".--- (yeah.! I should mention that about ur wife; dear)


24.) Sandhya & Gyri continues with Doordarshan News...


25.) Mhara chora stands on his foot...!


26.) Gyri asks mhara Chora about whether he knows integration & diffentiation.


27.) Precap- mhara chora continues with kho-kho-kho- where as Sandhya plus Gyri continues ba-ba-ba.


A thoda sa boring epishaad...stretched like a rubberband or chewing gum..? Pehle Beendni na pandrah din ke pariksha di thi, ab dekho yeh log toh mhare chore ke peechey pade hai.

Bechara mhara chora...

Chalo mera kaam bhi khatam.


One thing I loved today is the raised confidence level of Sooraj& he spoke in a strong voice. It really sounded like "MEGH NAAD" and I again remembered the old episode when Sooraj fired the conductor when Sandhya tried toescape from Kul Devi Mandir. Anas, what a voice. I love it dear. Waise yeh kahan chupake rakha tha chora...Day Dreaming..???


Edited by June_Anne_Mary - 07 August 2012 at 8:18pm

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 11:56am | IP Logged
Aaah JAM, glad to have you back.Hug Hug
Lovely post !!! Smile Star Clap Star Clap
Amusing as well Big smile ROFL ROFL

Mathie plan worked, waiting for tomorrow's episode where Suraj will counter the judge Gary with suitable reason.  Big smile

Expecting a cracker of a contest tomorrow, with a fired up Suraj throwing successive salvos to Gary.




Edited by SAIBALROUTH - 07 August 2012 at 12:17pm

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 11:56am | IP Logged
LOL ROFL JAMi my partner of crime.. You're back.. Love you... muah muah...Hug

What a hilarious post esp like following description of Gary n Methi..ROFL Rib-tickling after long time..ROFL

7.) Mr.Gyri uncovers a big picture of angry young chicken--- (and it exactly resembles Methi, but one hairless & other featherless) 8.) Mr. Gyri twirls like an insane cock.---(asliyat bahar agagya Gyri sahab... Par yeh murga toh hai thoda buddha..)

Yeah, I loved Sooraj's strong voice..Thumbs Up

Now, No one can stop JAMLi from creating riots in any thread..Thumbs Up Dancing Party

Edited by ami_dabh - 07 August 2012 at 12:10pm

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 12:00pm | IP Logged
Am i dreaming or what! I'll get back to u once i recover from this shock! :-P

Ok am back!
Oh actually you are back! My Pen is back!Dancing
JAM dear thoda forecast toh kar deti ke you are coming back...to mhare ko aisa shock nahi lagta!LOL

Aap aaye...bahar aaye!Embarrassed
We need to learn how to say 'good-byes' and 'hellos' from you...Ekdum shaan se!Smile
What a hilarious post dear!

9.) Original Murga, I mean mhara chora, announces he won't cook murgi. ---(waise bhi main yahan papad belne aya hun. Murgi pakadne ni. Aur main ne ek murgi bahut pehle pakad chuka hun, pakana baki hai. Islie dusri murgiyon ko piche se bhi ni dekhunga, pakadna toh badi dur ki baat hai.)

I am ROFLing over these lines!ROFL

And yes...I guess 'Mission Spore' is accomplished by DABH team. Coz the main aim of this WTC was to make Sooraj this 'confident' with his 'buland awaz'!
Mohit and Chhavi got surprised seeing their bro! Tum dono seedha ho jao before Sooraj returns from Spore!LOL  Else...LOL






Edited by farhana874 - 07 August 2012 at 2:38pm

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 12:05pm | IP Logged
The best Hilarious post i have ever read..ROFLROFLROFL
Well done JAM ji..ClapClapClapClapClap

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 12:10pm | IP Logged
...Hiya. I'm back.

I express sincere gratitude to my greatest friends in IF- ami, rumela, farhi, TnJ, laami & poo 4 their support & prayers.How much I thank, it will be less only.

And no emotional atyaachar please.

The official taang-pulling machine has returned. JAMLi duo is back in action. So keep ur taangs all set to run away.LOL.


Edited by June_Anne_Mary - 07 August 2012 at 8:20pm

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 12:14pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by June_Anne_Mary

Editing over. Editing.


Reading and re-reading your posts over and over again, please wait for all the editing to get completed Star ROFL

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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 12:19pm | IP Logged
What a post...!!! Hilarious... Clap

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