The door opened, Sooraj enters n sees Bhabo shouting at a red faced sandhya. Sooraj is wondering,what happened now?He looks at Sandhya,her eyes'r trying to tell Suraj the truth. 'Soorajji You're sweet', she thought. But bhabo saw those books and became hyper,"beendni?maaro chora to ajtak apni maase kuch nahi chupata lekin aaj usne itni badi baat mujhse chupaya ?? Mujhe afsos hain ki gubbarey ke saath kabhi khelne'wala aaj iss Sandhya ke wajah se baateinkhud ki shaadi ki chhupane laga apne parivaar se. Chora sach sach bata, yeh The door opened, Sooraj enters n sees Bhabo shouting at a red faced sandhya. Sooraj is wondering,what happened now?He looks at Sandhya,her eyes'r trying to tell Suraj the truth. 'Soorajji You're sweet', she thought. But bhabo saw those books and became hyper,"beendni?maaro chora to ajtak apni maase kuch nahi chupata lekin aaj usne itni badi baat mujhse chupaya ?? Mujhe afsos hain ki gubbarey ke saath kabhi khelne'wala aaj iss Sandhya ke wajah se baateinkhud ki shaadi ki chhupane laga apne parivaar se. Chora sach sach bata, yeh madhumeh(diabetes) ki kitaab kyon? Beendni ko diabetes hain!!!"
"Sandhyaji ko madhumeh(diabetes) hai?"
"Santuri, kya yeh sach hai?Inti kam umre mein
Sandhya- Haan...Ek Halwai'ki patni ko, roz roz jalebi ladoo,meri favourite kesarbarfi aankhose'hi chakh'ke din gujarna mushkil hi nahi naamoomkin hai.Par Sooraj'ji jante hain Sugar-free ke baaremein Bhabo.Isiliye fikar not, I'll be able to eat meethe meethe Surajg ki "Kadak banayi hui Jalebiya".
Bhabo - Beendini,kuch sharam kar.
Sandhya- Nahi Bhabo, Bahut dino se meethai ...
(Suraj cuts Sandhya's Bhasan short)
Suraj - Bhabo,Sandhyag, Ye kya aap do no kung-fu avtar main? Pehle mera lunch do, fight baad mein karna.
(Sandhya all shocked to listen to Suraj talk that way)
Sandhya- Chaturi,Surajg ko khana do!
Chaturi- Lekin bhabhi, SurajG pehle aise kabhi nahin daal baati churma maange Hain! Jaldi de dijiye na! Kitna Intezaar
(Sandhya stops Chaturi mid-way)
Sandhya-Chaturi,maine kahan na ki DBC zaroori nahin hai
(bhabho, surajg, chaturi, daisa, audience, all in various states of shock/anger /)
SooraG:- Par SandhyaJi agar DBC nahi hui toh choti SandhyaJi kaise aayegi?
Lightning strikes...Sooraj wakes up and realizes 'it'a dream only' He thanks God...
Sandhya: SurajJi, kya hua?
Sooraj:- SandhyaJi woh woh woh maine ek bura sapna dekha...Dekha ki...hmm woh..woh...nahi kuch nahi..
Sandhya:- SoorajJi yeh kya aap "woh woh" kar rahe hain.. Kahi aap wahi toh nahi soch rahi hain na??? Dekhiye agar aap uske baarein main soch rahe hain toh hume sabse pehle bata di jiye...Main bhi Diabetes ki baarein mein soch rahi thi...Babasa ki Sugar level high ho gaya hain!
Suraj - Diabetes unko hai, par mujhe dil ka daula padne waala hai, aise yeh GG room mein aapke saath roz roz slip & fall karnamere dil keliye bura hai.
Sandy- Heart problems? That settles it! We're starting cardio-kickboxing!
Suraj(gulp!)- Kick? Boxing?? Nahin Nahin SandhyaG. How about I just go back to sleep on this far far side of the bed? The rest will do me good! Just wake me up in 2037, if anything changes!
Sandy- Nahi nahi Sooraj'ji...Dur mat jaiye...Mujhe dar lagta hain Aur mujhe aapke gale mein haat dale bina neend kaise aa sakti hain!
(Lightning strikes again, sandy gets scared n gets
closer to Sooraj)
And Suraj wakes up again... The diyaAa music playing in the background stops abruptly...
Suraj jumping up from bed- What a sapna! A sapna within a sapna! I shouldnt have watched Inception and eaten that dodgy jalebi last night... Thankfully, it's much better than my last sapna in which SandhyaG called me *shivers* "Bhaiyya"!!!
Sooraj hears Chhavi Shouting '' Bhaiya...Jaldi aaiye...Sandhya bhabi phir se bade mein phisal kar aaj toh behosh hi ho gayi''
Sooraj-- Yeh Sandhyaji ki pair hai ki skating wheels!Ufff!!Aaaya Chaavi!
(Sooraj goes to lift Sandy. Loses balance and falls down on the papad spread next to the bade with Sandy in his arms. Sound of papad breaking wakes Sandy up.She looks up to see Bhabo glaring at them)
Sandy - Look Bhabo, paapad are all broken!! Even bade for extra credit! We r truly husband and wife now!
( It is Sur's turn to pass out )
Sooraj is bouncing/bubbling with joy..
Sooraj:- Yepieee SandhyaJi we're truly husband n wife.. Chalo ab woh kar lete hain.. let's make papads breaks more into small pieces with our falling/slipping..
Bhabho, thinking: Hmmm...Looks like babasa didnt have the facts of life talk about the birds and bees with Sooraj .. But that's tradition right? Like the average Indian parent, we either ignored the issue or made it seem like a state secret and let our kids grow up in ignorance with patchy incorrect information gleaned from TV & movies & their (probably) even more ignorant peers...
Bhabho : ''Anyhoo... Mara chora and Sandhya beendi, if you both have finished picking paapad pieces out of each other's hair (diyAaA ) , would you kindly go to the MKD and give Rajkumar a break so that bechara could go to the temple?
Bhabo: ''Oh Pappura aa gaya! Pappura tu MKD mein jaa'
Chhora u go to Bhabasa and Beendni u come with me.
Tum dono ko aj 'Bee and Birds' ki kahani sunana padega! Better late than never!''
Nisha'ji...Aaiyo ...Inna bada iljaam!
Ap hi toh frustration thread mein DBC ki baare mein bol rahi thi. We are innocent, we were just trying to fulfill ur maang
Edited by farhana874 - 11 August 2012 at 1:42pm