BTV- Takhi interviews NBT team

Hello fans! Mein hoon Takhi Rawant.. aur aaj mein bani hoon reporter Bakwaaj TV pe aur mere saath hain Mr.Sudhaar Karma. NBT ke Prodeujar , iss ishotry ka mamla fit karne wala Mr.Jappu , Isski isscript likhne wali Miss Sonu,  aur  har show mein tang ladaana  wala,MR.Khaali kopdi. We also hab zam phans from IFDS to ask them kwesshans.

*Camera zooms on each face as takhi introduces the guests.*

T- "So mishter Sudhaar, the phans are very upset with the prejent track bher u brought in a new chick phor monu. What do u hab to say to them?

SK ' "See this is a business venture.I am not here to make others happy. But this show always failed to garner high TRPs and Khali Khopdi ji says my show cant survive without high TRPs."

T- "Toh mishter khaali kopdi ji, how far has your interpri sorry intrafer I mean intrerpru , chal job hi hain vo helped the show?"

KK- "I am a very large hearted person. This show is on my channel. I want it to have high trps. I have given them my precious advice how to make it more unique; I also provided them with ladies from other shows to dance on monu-meenu wedding.

*A jhalak of saath saheliyaan coming matak matak ke and putting ornaments on meenu is shown on screen while monu does a aankh maar*

(Loyal fans go awww and whisper among themselves how cute they look while disloyal fans keep a grumpy face and make fun of the saheliyaan and meenu's costume)

T-   "Kyaa nautanki hain! agar  mujhe leti  toh aur bhi majaa aati ( suddenlyremembers she is the host here and changes the tone)

Miss Sonu, why are u not speaking? Are u happy with the track?

( Sonu with a sulky face opens her mouth to speak but Jappu jumps in)

Jappu ' "Sonu is very happy with the track. She is thrilled to work under me. She knows very well that the TRP has gone up last week only becoz of me."

SK and KK murmur in consent while poor Sonu decides to keep her mouth shut.

T- "In that case , we hab a wonderfool newj for u people. Aap ka show ka TRP is hafte'( puts on a dramatic expression for special effect while camera zooms on the anxious faces of SK, Jappu , KK and a Sonu who looks bored)

T- "chalo, u people predict it!"

J- "Am sure it will cross 2.5 this time. Monu's marriage with rondi & his second marriage anticipation must have really made people sit up and watch the show."

SK- "I am very excited u see. We gave it a steroid injection and even kept monu dil se bachelor so that fans keep wondering how and with whom he will lose his 'bachelor' status."

KK- "It better come up ! Otherwise I will have to continue taang ladaoing!"

T ' " so here comes this week's TRP ratings!"

(There is pindrop silence in the studio as the screen shows the rating as 1.8. Disloyal fans jump up,cheer and dance while loyal fans blame it on rondi. SK, Jappu look devastated, KK looks angry and Sonu pouts)

will continue if I ever feel like doing it