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Kahani Me Twist...:-D(Fun post-Future Plot)

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:03am | IP Logged
           Kahani Me Twist:-D
 
Mohan:-"ek baat batayo Rondima...tumhara baap hamesha mujhe dekhte hi khatia kyun pakad leta hai...???
 

R's Mom:- "dekho Beta...jo hum tumhe bol rahe hain...unhe zara samjhne ki koshish karo...tum dono ki shadi jaise bhi hui hai...par shadi toh hui hi hai na...!!!"

 
R's Dad:- "haan beta...iss Khatia pakde Baap par itna ehshan karo...aur apne sar ka bojh...apne sarr pe le lo...
 

Mohan:-"ooo...overacting ke Maa-Bapu...break maaro...maine koi jaan bujh kar shadi nahi ki thi...Full-tight tha main uss din...dil se bhi aur dimag se bhi...aur tum dono apni overacting mere left aur right side par chod rahe the...aur main confusion me aa kar shadi karr li...phir bhi main nibhana chahta tha...par aapki Su-Putri Heroine bann ne ke chakkar me MS wapas karr ke chali gayi...toh ab kyoun dimag ka dahi bana rahe ho...

R's Mom:-"beta...wo toh pagal hai...apni khusi nahi...tumhari khushi ke bare me soch karr yeh karr diya tha...ab uss me dimag aa gaya hai...ab use apna lo...

 

Mohan:-"maine bhi apne khushi ke bare me na sochte hue yeh shadi ki thi...ab hishab barabar...ab 'Na Tum Jaano...Na Hum...'

Rondima:-"aisa matt kaho...Mohan...main apni galati maanti hoon...main tumse pyar karrti hoon...'Tujh Me Rab Dikhta Hai...Yaara Main Kya Karu...'

Mohan:-"mujh me Rab dikhta hai na...toh mere pair chu...ashrivaad le... Cadbury Celebration main la karr deta hoon...usey le...aur kalti maar chal...vaise bhi Rakhsha Bandhan nazdik hai...!!! aur akhir baar dhayan se sunn...mere liye Megha ke alawa sab mere liye Maa-behn hain...ab tum hi tai karr lo...tumhe Maa bann hai ya behen...

Rondima (angrily):- "tum mere sath aisa nahi karr sakte Mohan...kyoun ke main tumse pyar karrti hoon...aur main hi tumhari patni hoon...

Mohan:-"arey yaar...bhaad me gaya tera pyar...tum patni nahi panouti ho...!!! pahle MS wapas karr diya...phir sangeet me aa kar apne hath me M likha diya...phir tumhari wajah se shadi me itna sab kuch hua...aur isi me kaiiieee sare episodes nikal gaye...ab jab finally meri aur Megha ki shadi ho gayi...tab tapki ho...!!! aur ab toh main baap bhi bann ne wala hoon...aur wo bhi judwa bachho ka...isiliye tum kisi aur Bakre ko fassayo...

Rondimaa:-"lekin main ek Bharatiya Naari hoon...ek baar jise dil se pati maan liya...use maan liya...ab toh main tumhe hasil karr ke hi rahungi...uss ke liye chahe mujhe kitna bada vamp bann na pade...main bann ke rahungi...

 

Mohan:-"ooo Bharatiya Naari...bandh karr apni pshyco ki bimari...ek baat dil me bitha le puri aur wo yeh hai ke...iss dil me aur iss Show me hamesha meri item Megha hi raaz karegi...

R's Dad:-"dekho Mohan...baht ho gaya Pyar se baat ab lagta hai mujhe tumhe saaf saaf batana hi padega ki...agar tumne meri beti ko nahi apnaya tohhh...

 
Mohan:-"ooo...Rondima ke baapu...ek nazar apni beti ki iss tashveer par daal do...!!! roz raat 12 se 3 baje tak tumhari pshyco beti yun hi road pe ghumti rehti hai...!!! isiliye better yeh hai ke...ise kisi achhe psychiatrist se shadi karrwa do...uss ki free ki practice ho jayegi...aur Rondi ki free ka treatment bhi ho jayega...!!! vaise yakeen nahi aata toh apni Dharam-patni se puch lo...
 
R's dad:-"par yeh toh meri patni hai...Dharam jee ki patni toh hema malini hai...
 

Mohan:-"hey bhagwan...lagta hai puri ki puri family psycho hai...

Rondima:-"dekho Mohan...main kisi aur se shadi nahi karungi...main tumse pyar karrti hoon...aur tumhe hashil karrne ke liye main Megha ko bhi nukshan pahuncha sakti hoon...

Mohan:-"pyar se samjha raha hoon...aisa vaisa kuch bhi matt karrna... warna tum teeno par mrs Renu Vyas ko KHULLA chod dunga...shadi ke baad her hafte 5 kilo tamatar de de kar pataya hai unhe...ab tum nahi janti yeh Renu Vyas kis bala ka naam hai...ek baar kisi ke sar pe padd gayi na...toh wo inshan toh sidha upar...samajh gayi na...isiliye better hai chup reh...

R's Mom:-"beta tumhare nazar me koi psychiatrist hai kya Rondi ke liye...

 

Mohan:-"haan hai na...Dr Manav Chaturvedi...New jersy me rehta hai... lekin purane jersy me nazar aata hai...

R's Mom:-"jug jug jeeyo beta...dudho nahayo...Puto phalo...aur hamesha Megha...addu...nanhi aur tumhare aane wale Judwa bachho ke sath khush raho...



Edited by Sweet-Lioness - 24 July 2012 at 9:25am

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:18am | IP Logged
 psycho ridhima ko psychiatrist Manav.. lol Tongue Kya twist laya hai..  waise monu ko juduva baccha hi..hi muhje toh lagtha hai TRP ke chakkar mein cvs MM ko consummate karne nahi denghe.. dekhna next twist n shock  whoh hoga..Wink

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:31am | IP Logged
LOLLOL LOL
Mohan:-"ooo Bharatiya Naari...bandh karr apni pshyco ki bimari...ek baat dil me bitha le puri aur wo yeh hai ke...iss dil me aur iss Show me hamesha meri item Megha hi raaz karegi...
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
 
Super ROFLROFLROFL


Edited by chennai28 - 23 July 2012 at 10:31am

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:40am | IP Logged
ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL  ROFL 
Superb ClapLOL

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:41am | IP Logged

"Mohan:-"ooo...overacting ke Maa-Bapu...break maaro...maine koi jaan bujh kar shadi nahi ki thi...Full-tight tha main uss din...dil se bhi aur dimag se bhi...aur tum dono apni overacting mere left aur right side par chod rahe the...aur main confusion me aa kar shadi karr li...phir bhi main nibhana chahta tha...par aapki Su-Putri Heroine bann ne ke chakkar me MS wapas karr ke chali gayi...toh ab kyoun dimag ka dahi bana rahe ho..."

Don't know which dialogue is best - all are so hilarious- Hasi ruk hee nahin rahi - Dimag ka dahi ban gaya hai has has ke!!!SmileSmileSmile

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:43am | IP Logged
OMG..ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Its simply awesome..ClapStarROFL ROFL ROFL

Love each and every line..ROFLROFLROFL and the pics along with it were simply superb.Clap esp. of rondee and her mother,,ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Thanks for the PM dear...Hug

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 10:50am | IP Logged
Superbbb loved it

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Posted: 23 July 2012 at 11:04am | IP Logged
OMG!! Its super-awesome!! ROFL!! :D I enjoyed reading ur post, the pics were superb!! :D Especially the ones u chose for Rondhima and her Mom were very apt!! :D Keep up the gd work, Sweet lioness.. :)

Edited by --Udhay-- - 23 July 2012 at 11:03am

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