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Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam...:-)

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:01am | IP Logged
    Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam:-)

Megha:- main janti hoon tum kya kehna chahte ho...par keh nahi pa rahe...!!! yehi na ke...jo Ridhz aur tumhari shadi ka promo shoot hua tha... wo sirf ek promo nahi...balki tum dono ki sachhi me shadi karrwa di gayi...

 

Mohan:-"haan...aur main aaj phir se bikhar gaya hoon...sayad maine tumhe phir se kho dunga...

Megha:-"Mohan...na tumne mujhe kabhi khoya hai aur na hi kabhi kho sakte ho...jo sirf tumhara hai...tumse koi use cheen nahi sakta...!!! haan tum me ek prob hai...zindagi ke kuch imp faishle tum jaldbazi me lete ho...jiss ki wajah se dushro se jyada tumhe taklif hoti hai...dard hota hai...!!! aur uss dard ko main bhi mehshush karrti hoon...!!! Amar ke case me bhi tumne jaldbazi me newspaper me article de diya tha...aur yahan usi tarah se jaldbazi me bhi tumne yeh faishla kiya...!!! jab tum mere ghar aaye the... jiss halat me tum the...main samajh rahi thi...par kya tum samajh rahe the...ke main kis situation me thi...??? wo situation mere liye kafi tough tha...!!! haan...main nahi keh payi...kyoun yeh bhi maine tumhe bata diya...!!! par tum toh jante the na...ke main bhi tumse pyar karrti thi...par kuch tha jo mujhe izhaar karrne se rokk raha tha...!!! shadi ka faishla lene se pahle tumhe akhir baar mujhse baat karrni chahiye thi Mohan...aur jiss ki saza tum bhugat rahe ho...par galati toh meri bhi thi na...toh tum akele nahi ho...main hoon tumhare sath...

 

Mohan:-"kaise samajh leti ho...mujhe itne achhe se...

 

Megha:-"meri bhi ek prob hai sayad...ke main tumse baht pyar karrti hoon..!!! mujhe pata hai tum perfect nahi ho...aur tumhara yehi imperfect hona hi mujhe tumhari taraf khinchata hai...

 

Mohan:-"Megha...tumhara pyar bhi na...jalebi ki tarah hai...baht uljha hua...par baht meetha...!!! lekin ab main iss Rondima ka kya karu...jaan bujh kar gale me bandhi hai yeh ghanti...aur kab tak bajata rahu...???"

 

Megha:-"jinhone yeh ghanti tumhare gale me bandhi hai na...unhi ko dhudhne do solution...!!! hum sirf ek dushre pe bharosha karrte hain...phir sab thik hoga...kyoun ke main janti hoon ke Mohan Bhatnagar jaldbazi me agar koi bhi faishla bhale hi leta ho...par uska intetion kabhi kisi ko hurt karrna nahi hota...ball ke sab se jyada taklif aur dard...wohi mehshush karrta hai...aur tumhare uss dard ko mujhse jyada aur koun feel karr sakta hai...

Mohan:-"Thanksss mujhe samjhne ke liye...isiliye kal raat ko kuch thik nahi laga toh main...SS office chala gaya ke akhir yeh sab mujhe barbad kyoun karrna chahte hain...yeh jaan ne ke liye...!!! toh tumhe pata hai maine kya dekha...wo sab na soap queen Fekta Kapoor ke sath discussion karr rahe the...aur Fekta...apne ideas share karrne ke liye unhe paise ki demand karr rahi thi...!!! phir Fudhir jee ne usey paise de diye...aur Fekta ne TRP badhane ka ek idea de kar wahan se kalti maar li...!!! phir Beema jee ne kaha ke...'Fudhir...dekhna ab hamara show 'Funner Vivah' se bhi jyada TRP me aayega...!!! mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha...phir jaise hi wo sab office se chale gaye toh main ja karr dekha uss idea ko...toh meri toh sitti-pitti ghoom ho gayi...

Megha:-"kyoun aisa kya idea diya tha Fekta ne...zara main bhi sunu...

Mohan:-"wo daru peela kar mujeh behosh karrne wale the...n phir Rondeema meri izzat lut ti...aur jab main uss pe gussa hota toh wo mujhe divorce ka paper de kar abroad chali jaati...n kaiiieee saal baad uss ka koi beta aata...hume barbad karrne...

Megha:-"kya bakwas hai yeh...mere hote hue tumhari izzat koi nahi lut sakta...

Mohan:-"wohi na...par maine bhi apna dimag lagaya...!!! mujhe pata tha ke Fudhir n Beema ne abhi tak Fekta ka idea nahi padha hai...toh maine wo idea likha hua paper phaad kar...apna idea likh ke aa gaya...jo ki unhe lagega ke yeh Fekta ka idea hai...

Megha:-"aur tumne kya likha...

Mohan:-"yehi ki...Rondeema...heroine bann ne ke chakkar me mujhe divorce kar chali jayegi... phir roz din raat...apne sapne me mujhe tumhare sath romance karrte hue...duet gaate hue dekh kar jealous ho jayegi...phir wapas aayegi...mujhe lene...par hum sab use 'Roohafza' peela kar bhaga denge...!!! toh wo gusse me tumhe maarne aayegi...aur main tumhe bachane aaunga...par phir bhi uss ke hathon me gun dekh kar meri samajh me nahi aayega ki main kya karu...!!! phir mera sher Aaddu aayega...apni Bat le kar...aur jaise hi Rondeema bullet chalayegi...toh addu apne Bat se ek aisa sixer lagayega ki...bullet ja karr sidhaaa renu Bhabi ke Mobile par lagega...phir Renu bhabi aise chillayengi ki...Police aa jayegi...aur Rondeema sidha jail me...

Megha:-"lekin wo Bail le kar jail se bahar bhi toh aa jayegi na...

Mohan:-"uss ka plan bhi main likh ke aaya hoon ke...jail me Rondeema ko Pracreep mil jayega...aur dono mil kar hume barbaad karrne ka plan bana kar jail se bahar aayenge...!!! par unn ka her ek plan failure hota rahega... aur aise hi failure hote hote...ek din dono me pyar ho jayega...aur wo dono shadi karrke hamara aashrivaad lene aayenge...after all hamari wajah se unn dono ki shadi hogi na...

Megha:-"phir Prerna ka kya...

Mohan:-"tumhe nahi pata...jaise hi prerna Bhabi ko apne pyare Pracreep ke bare me pata chala...wo divorce file karr chuki hain...

Megha:-"phir thik hai...vaise tumhare paas Dimag hai...haa...!!!

 

Mohan:-"tumhare sangat ka ashar hai...!!! ab mujhe yeh batayo ke tumhare Renu bhabi ko kaise pattau...ta ke hamari shadi ko baksh de...!!! pahle tumhari renu bhabi...phir meri maa...dono ne hamari zindagi barbad karr ke rakhi hai...

 

Megha:- "Renu bhabi ko tamatar ki chatney baht pasand hai...par abhi toh Tamatar kilo 60 rs hain na..toh wo nahi kha paati...tum ek kaam karo...do kilo tamatar de do...shadi tak chup rahegi...

 

Mohan:- "main 10 kilo de deta hoon...SR tak chup rahegi...

 

Megha:- "aur rahi baat tumhare maa ki...toh yeh chapter toh baht khinchnewala hai...TRP ka sawal hai...!!! aur ek baat jis show me sabse jyada lady villan hongi wohi show jyada hit hota hai...!!! kyoun ke show dekhne wali auntyo ko yeh achha nahi lagta ke...MIL kyoun itne achhi ho sakti hai...!!! jab hume 'Bindu'...jaisi saas mili hait oh heroine ko kyoun..."Nirupa Roy' mile...

Mohan:-"vaise sari galati na mere Maa ki hai...!!! mera naam Mohan rakh diya...aur Fudhir ko mouka mil gaya...Supermarket me mujhe Satyabhama(Rashmi) se mila diya...Jewellery shop me ek ne toh khud ko Radhika samajhte hue mere gale me aa bandhi hai...aur ab pata nahi kahan se Meera ko bhi mujhi par phenkewale hain...

Megha:-"par yeh Mohan toh sirf uss ki rukmani(Megha) se hi pyar karega...hamesha...!!! kyoun ki Mohan aur Rukmani ke shadi me bhi baht kuch hua tha...thoda action bhi tha...phir bhi Mohan bhaga kar apni Rukmani se shadi ki ya nahi...

Mohan:-"matlab...chahe kuch bhi ho jaye...hum hamesha sath honge...

 

Megha:-"pakka...hum dono din bhar chahe 100 baar kyoun na jhagda karr le...par her roz ek dushre ke liye pyar aur izzat badhega hi...aur tumhe toh pata hi hai na...jhagda karrne se pyar badhta hai...example ke taour pe...hum dono ko hi le lo...

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:02am | IP Logged
me first

awesome yaar ek dum mast... loved it..

 it really cracked me up.LOL LOL ROFL


Edited by -Deb- - 22 July 2012 at 10:50am

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:03am | IP Logged
Me next..LOL
OMG..Shocked U had me in splits with this post..ROFL

Loved title of Monu - Meenu's 'Funner Vivaah'ROFLROFL

Kya? Rondee ne Monu ki ijjat lootiShockedShocked 
ROFL at megha lines..LOL mere hote huve kissi ne tumhari ijjat loot li...LOL
Rondee divorce de ke.. goes abroad with his kid...ShockedLOL
Gud that Monu changed the script...ROFLROFL n she cums to murder megs...ShockedROFL n monu saves megs..ROFLROFL n sent Rondee to jail..ROFLROFL
Shocked in jail.. rondee will meet precreep..ShockedROFLROFL n tum ne unki shadi karva di...ROFLROFL
 OMG..ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Loved ut take on TRP'sROFLROFL

Loved the post completely..ROFLROFLROFLROFL



Edited by -Swetha- - 22 July 2012 at 10:13am

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:17am | IP Logged
Mohan:-"yehi ki...Rondeema...heroine bann ne ke chakkar me mujhe divorce kar chali jayegi... phir roz din raat...apne sapne me mujhe tumhare sath romance karrte hue...duet gaate hue dekh kar jealous ho jayegi.Tongue..phir wapas aayegi...mujhe lene...par hum sab use 'Roohafza' peela kar bhaga denge...!!! toh wo gusse me tumhe maarne aayegi...aur main tumhe bachane aaunga...par phir bhi uss ke hathon me gun dekh kar meri samajh me nahi aayega ki main kya karu...!!! ROFLphir mera sher Aaddu aayega...apni Bat le kar...aur jaise hi Rondeema bullet chalayegi...toh addu apne Bat se ek aisa sixer lagayega ki...bullet ja karr sidhaaa renu Bhabi ke Mobile par lagega...phir Renu bhabi aise chillayengi ki...Police aa jayegi...aur Rondeema sidha jail me... ROFL
I loved it..Especially the last part ...Thumbs Up

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:32am | IP Logged
Ab Iss Riddima ka kya karu...Jaan Bujh Kar Baandh Li Hai Yeh Ghanti..Aur Kab Tak Bajata RahuROFL  ROFL   ROFLMohan ki izzat Rondi ne lut liTongueFudhir aur FektaLOLRondi aur FradeepWink10 kilon ka Tamatar aur Renu chupCool Sab galti Indu ki hai-naam Mohan rakh diyaROFL
Excellent,Hilarious,outstanding,mind-blowing everythingThumbs Up



Edited by SwastikAshNi - 22 July 2012 at 10:35am

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 10:40am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Best post ever LOLyaar very niceWink keep it upLOL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 11:42am | IP Logged
Liked the viewer analysis
"MIL kyoun itne achhi ho sakti hai...!!! jab hume 'Bindu'...jaisi saas mili hait oh heroine ko kyoun..."Nirupa Roy' mile..."
 
Mohan:-"vaise sari galati na mere Maa ki hai...!!! mera naam Mohan rakh diya...aur Fudhir ko mouka mil gaya...Supermarket me mujhe Satyabhama(Rashmi) se mila diya...Jewellery shop me ek ne toh khud ko Radhika samajhte hue mere gale me aa bandhi hai...aur ab pata nahi kahan se Meera ko bhi mujhi par phenkewale hain... what a metaphor
 
"Megha:-"pakka...hum dono din bhar chahe 100 baar kyoun na jhagda karr le...par her roz ek dushre ke liye pyar aur izzat badhega hi...aur tumhe toh pata hi hai na...jhagda karrne se pyar badhta hai...example ke taour pe...hum dono ko hi le lo..." --------So cute and innocent
A perfect title - Keep it up Priya -


Edited by NBT-BV - 22 July 2012 at 11:42am

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Posted: 22 July 2012 at 11:48am | IP Logged
AHHAHAHAH rofl YOU AMAZING YAR CANT STOP MY LAUGHING TOO GOOD :d

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