Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon


Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon

The Ode to Payal Raizada

napstermonster Goldie

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 2:59pm | IP Logged
Inspired by Nmyra's Limerick post, and my own weird reaction to pain meds, I give you:

The Ode to Payal Raizada

Someday my friends I hope to see
A real sight to behold
Payal beating up that Mami-ji
And taking all of her gold

Because if she is a gold digger indeed

As Aakash currently fears
The least she can do is give in to greed
After having cried out so many tears

No Bhindi Bhaji can substitute

For a husband with actual brain and guts
Because when he's calling your sis a prostitute
You should know that the man is nuts

Payal my love, please grow a pair

And learn to talk back to that creep
Watching you like gives me white hair
And makes me want to weep

This is not marriage, not even a bit

This is not a man who's worth your time
Aakash has turned into a dipshit
And staying with him is a crime

Looking constipated got you this man

And I really feel for you, my dear
If I were you I'd think of  a plan
To become a widow, free and clear

What Aakash feels is not love at all
Its a form of madness and disdain
And it wasn't you that dropped the ball
And plunged them all in pain

Shyam has managed to really be

A man who's f**ked two sisters
Fulfilled his Gupta-girl fantasy
And left you both with blisters

So Payal, my girl, wipe your eyes

And get your hands on a good knife
Surely you can see how they all despise
Anyone called a Raizada wife

Get yourself out, and Khushi too

Because ASR is hopeless
I'm sick of seeing her covered in poo
And rendered so damn helpless

Someday my love, your prince will come
And he wont be wearing glasses
That man --he wont treat you like a bum
And he wont be a Prince of Asses

Edited by napstermonster - 21 July 2012 at 3:03pm

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Deedeepa1 IF-Sizzlerz

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Posts: 10254

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 3:01pm | IP Logged
Well said
PayPal Please leave that house with khushi
Happy-go-lucky Goldie

Joined: 04 July 2012
Posts: 1081

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 3:05pm | IP Logged
LOL Awesome as always... you seem to be on a roll today...Wink 

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