Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon


Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon

The Limerick Rantage - IPK style

Nmyra Goldie

Joined: 25 November 2011
Posts: 2460

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged

Disclaimer : 
The following post is made in good humor with no intent of bashing anyone - if you infer such from this you are being dense. Please refrain from doing so.

Basically this was a Skype-convo we decided to Post. Enjoy!


The Limerick Rantage


Nmyra: The kiss miss was  a pain

Shiv-Gauri: just to express my disdain


Shiv-Gauri: Can i send a politely worded insult to mr hegde?

Nmyra: Not even smthn that will send him over the bridge...


Shiv-Gauri: the entire update was ridiculous

Nmyra: Yet he persists in acting supercilious



Shiv-Gauri: hes an asshole- his tweets say as much

Nmyra: And he keeps making Anji and Arnie touch



 Shiv-Gauri: He needs to take that stick out of his ass...

Nmyra: Else soon the poor man shall have a Rash

Nmyra: And while we IPK-dians dnt particularly mind

 Nmyra: What shall we do if Star plus decided to IPK rescind


Nmyra:  while secretly Hegde does for Sobti pine

Nmyra: he now crucifies KKG and makes her drink wine

Blue Mystique : and lets anjali pine

 Shiv-Gauri: he wants payal to suffer

Shiv-Gauri: So he sends mami to act as a buffer

Nmyra: And if she doesnt he shall simply say - Cuff HER!!

Shiv-Gauri: aakash continues to be a dick-

Shiv-Gauri: i look at him and go "what a prick"

Blue Mystique : payal should find herself a hot chick!

Nmyra: while Gauti goes ------------"he took my stick!!" 

Shiv-Gauri: payal should just run off with NK

Nmyra: But if she did how wud thinks every be 'OK'?!

Nmyra:  With Arnie confusing balls with brains

Blue Mystique : why are we waiting for the rains?

Shiv-Gauri:  its no wonder viewers are going insane





Blue Mystique : Aakash and Arnav had it going on

Nmyra: Till Anji found out and sang her swan song!!


Nmyra:  It has gotten so bad that TRP's miss Shyamu

Blue Mystique : So they need to barf up another MU!



Shiv-Gauri : Anji needs to get a life

Shiv-Gauri: and let  her chotte romance his wife

Nmyra:  But no life without wiiifffe

Blue Mystique : Arnav needs to f**k his wife

Nmyra:  And while Gauti is here -------only Strife

Nmyra:  Although - maybe Payal needs to make good use of a Knife




Shiv-Gauri : Mami is such a fright

Nmyra:  To escape her Mama took flight


Blue Mystique : she douubts her son is straight

Nmyra:  : Which is why for Payal she is opening the gate



Nmyra:  See Mami is actually such a tender soul

Blue Mystique : But she is always on an insult roll

Nmyra:  Akaash loves Laxshmi that's how they roll

Shiv-Gauri : getting a rich bahu is her goal

Blue Mystique : but shyamu loves laxmi, that is why he is such a troll

Nmyra:  The sad truth you see is IPK is a beastality bowl

Blue Mystique : And a few who know the truth can do nothing but rofl


Shiv-Gauri : Shyamu had a tragic life

Shiv-Gauri : he couldnt ever love his wife

Nmyra:  that i really blame him - i'd personally prefer the knife

Blue Mystique : cause his life is so trife


Blue Mystique : Khushi and NK should elope

Nmyra:  And then go buy a big fat rope

Shiv-Gauri : and get their blessings from the pope


Nmyra:  And if she calls the Pope DM

Nmyra:  We can always send him to RM



Shiv-Gauri : she better be calling aakash bhaiyya

Nmyra:  And dance to saiyan saiyaan

Blue Mystique : and we can all go W*Fya

 Shiv-Gauri : shyamu and hp love laxmi

Nmyra:  But Laxshmi cares not she merely says 'Sex -Me'

 Blue Mystique : now they fight over who laxmi says to 'touch-me'


Shiv-Gauri : Arnav is an idiotic man

Nmyra:  : who put all his balls in the frying pan

Nmyra:  So when Gauti said 'Sex' Naughty

Nmyra:  Arnav merely said - yes hottie

Blue Mystique : No you are faulty

Blue Mystique : It was Barun he found hottie

Nmyra:  SO true - i shall now go and cry tears the salty

Shiv-Gauri : Hegde is a naughty guy

Shiv-Gauri : he's always looking down baruns fly

Nmyra:  And when Sanaya said 'But why'

Nmyra:  Off a cliff he threw her and said – DIE



Nmyra:  So time for Kostins for Mr.Greenery

Blue Mystique : does he run a nunnery?


Shiv-Gauri : why do you put us through this hell?

Shiv-Gauri : Arnavs not the kind to kiss and tell

Blue Mystique : what is this kiss u speak of, pray tell

 Blue Mystique : cause all is see is hedge should us is the way to a well

Nmyra:  the one he places in places that sell

Shiv-Gauri : the one that gets interrupted by arnavs cell

Nmyra:  See Gauti thinks he saves Arnie by the bell

Blue Mystique : and feels so swell

Shiv-Gauri : but really arnie was thinking WHAT THE hell

Shiv-Gauri : Gauti has a horrid smell

Blue Mystique : cause who else would live in such a shell?

Nmyra:  And throws away his Laptop since it's not Mac and merely Dell


Shiv-Gauri : he makes Arnav go overboard on the hair gel

Nmyra:  Becuz once upon a time off a wall Gauti Fell

Blue Mystique : and Arnav goes to poor HP to yell

Nmyra:  and ever since for Gauti the 'almosts' sell

Blue Mystique : and he says our arhi desire just doesn't quell

Blue Mystique : and why the f**k would if they can't even kiss, let alone tell!

Nmyra:  So he is out testing the patience by throwing us in a boredom well




Shiv-Gauri : Arnav needs the house to himself

Nmyra:  More importantly he need a wife to himself

Nmyra:  and deal with the sister that is now on the shelf

Shiv-Gauri : to take care of all his manly needs

Shiv-Gauri : and to disregard all his previous deeds

Blue Mystique : he needs the one who strangles his cheeks

Nmyra:  and give him a place where he may plant ASR baby seeds!!


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arisai Goldie

Joined: 17 February 2012
Posts: 2327

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged
Already said this on Skype but I will say it again here because you guys are freaking hilarious and I find this entire thing SO funny. LOL 

I seriously hope everyone else sees the funny also and doesn't get butthurt. 

Excellent KS2 style rhyming btw ladzz ;) Hope Mr Neatly-Trimmed-And-Luscious-Green appreciates your efforts. 

Edited by arisai - 21 July 2012 at 1:20pm

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BlueMystique IF-Rockerz

Joined: 17 February 2012
Posts: 7652

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged
I shall say this again
Remember when
We used to hole ourself in a den
And watch the episodes like madmen
All I ask is for hedge to not take advice as our sin
And please do get his butt out of the playpen
And write/approve the script that would once again make us go "Win!!!"

Nami/Haffy! Hi5!

Edited by BlueMystique - 21 July 2012 at 1:29pm

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-Chinnu- IF-Dazzler

Joined: 11 July 2011
Posts: 4025

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:19pm | IP Logged

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PersieV IF-Rockerz

Joined: 08 December 2007
Posts: 8257

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:20pm | IP Logged



YOu guys make my ramadhan so interesting!!

So freaking funny!

And true!

Arni and Anji touching LOLZzz

Edited by Aveiro - 21 July 2012 at 4:10pm

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snowflake. IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 09 June 2010
Posts: 48647

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:30pm | IP Logged
Nice one LOLLOL

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Kookiemonster IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 07 November 2011
Posts: 17892

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:43pm | IP Logged
Nice one.
I hope GH actually reads this but takes it sportingly and does not release another statement with his whining .

Edited by kookie2020 - 21 July 2012 at 1:42pm

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Tia.0 IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 04 March 2012
Posts: 13856

Posted: 21 July 2012 at 1:55pm | IP Logged
Looks like you guys are on a roll...
We all agree that Arhi are one soul...
They just need a better role
So let's have a quick poll..
Who would like to see Anji's head to roll?

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