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LOL 2day Maha episode will b air but u all know my patience level is very weak so b4 u c Maha Episode I'll give u my version of Maha Episode:P.Jise dekhne k baad u all will b glad ki I m not writer of any show:P(I dedicate this post 2 all my crazy frnds)
Hall was well decorated wid flowers & lights
Madhubala was was coming downstairs 2 reach main hall while Makkhi was already settle.As soon as Madhubala reaches the hall she c RK making his grand entry wid Disco ball Bittu Ji
Madhu Ba la- Tum yahan kya kar rhe ho?
RK- Arey hadh hai ab main apni future item ki engagement party mai aa bhi nhi sakta Madhu ba la Aaahhaann?
Madhu Ba la-Main tumhari Item nhi hoon
RK-Main tumhari baat kab kar rha tha main toh Makkhi ki baat kar rha tha:P
Madhu ba la was fuming wid anger
RK-Shh Madhu Ba la I was jst kidding
Muku- Dont kid wid my bala
RK-Abhi sirf hospital bheja iska matlab yeh nhi ki future mai upar nhi bhej sakta.Apni aayi ka hi beta hai ya kachre k dabbe se uthake laaye hai tujhe?
Madhu ba la-How dare u talk 2 my makkhi lke this?
Muku-Haan how..
Madhu interupts-Shut up main baat kar rhi hoon na.Mere makkhi ko kuch mat kehna na kuch karna
RK-Toh tumhe kuch karoon
Muku-Kya matlab?
Madhu ba la-Phir bole beech mai?Kahan na main baat kar rhi hoon
Paddu-Plz ladai band karo sagai ceremony start karte hain
RK-tni jaldi kya hai pehle dance vance toh ho jaye after all audience r dying 2 c me
Muku-But meri sagai
Madhu ba la-Chup raho tum sagai wagai baad mai.And Mr.Rishabh Kundra log tumhe dance karne k liye nhi mujhe dance karne k liye dekh rhe hai.They all know how phattu dancer u r
RK-Who said tht they watch dance whn I dance woh toh kuch aur hi dekhte hai
Madhu(all confused)-Kya matlab?
Rk-Chi.. gandi soch mera matlab they drool over my face ki step pai nazar jaati hi nhi
Madhu-Abhi pta chal jaayega.Chalo muku lets dance
All started dancing.RK was doing his tharkeygiri wid Aayi,Muku's sis,MB's sis & he not evn spare his future sasu ma while MB was dancing wid muku.Suddenly she slipped & Disco ball ko dhaka dete huye seedha RK k arms mai.
Madhu Ba la-How dare u touch me?
Muku-Hann
Madhu-Shut up main baat kar rhi hoon na
RK-Aap Gir rhi thi toh humne bacah liya par agar aap chahti hai toh hum chod dete hai
He left her & she falls
Madhu ba la-Mujhe giraya kyun?
RK-Sapno main bhi toh giraya tha & Khud hi kaha tha leave me
Muku-Meri Madhu..
RK-Shh kab se beech mai bol rha hai.Tujhe kya lagta hai yeh awesome si white jacket cum sherwani tere button jaisi eyes dekhne k liye pehnke yahan aaya hoon.OFcourse Madhubala ko arms mai pakadne k liye aaya hoon.Har show main toh mujhe apni giri huyi lead heroine ko arms mai pakdne k liye hi salary milti hai.I m quiting TV only
Madhu ba la-Oh emotional kyun hote ho
Madhu ba la-Oh emotional kyun hote ho
Muku-Par sagai
RishBala-Chup abhi hum baat kar rhe hai na
RK- so where was I?I m not emotional.Dont insult me lke tht.I m ur official GOd now so enjoy ur bhin bhin wid Makkhi 4 sometime coz at the end of the day u'll have 2 choose me
Madhu ba la-In ur dreams
Man-Na hi yeh bilkul theek bola.Tumhare liye RK hi theek hai
All looked back wid Confuse expression
Man-Yahn wahan kahe taak rhe ho hum bol rhe hai tumhare baap BalRaj Chaudhary.Humari toh baat main bhi wajan hai
All were shocked but RK was smiling
RK-Oh Gud 2 c u BC
Balraj-Saala BC kya hota hai?Hume gaali kahee de rhe ho?
RK-Ab hum kya kare jab aapke name mai bhi abuse chipi hai.Hum toh aapko short form sai bula rhe hai coz I lke it
Balraj-Sahi hai sasura hum bhi Lke it
Paddy-Nhi Madhu ba la RK ki nhi ho sakti
Balraj-Kuch din humse dur kya rhi ho sab bhul gayi ho.Aapna mouth ko close karo nhi toh tongue kheech denge.Pehle humari beti k Happy Baday mai nhi bulaya ab sagai mai bhi nhi bulaya.Jao Baghan ka bharta lao saala Jial mai bhi itna sa bheja tha
Paddy-Par woh toh RK k liye tha
Ballu-Toh bhi koi apne damaad k liye itna sa bharta bhejta hai?Jao abhi
Madhu ba la-Main apko apna dad nhi manti
Ballu-Chup raho hum tum kahan apni beti maante hai
Muku-But meri sagai
Madhu-Phir bole dekh nhi rhe hum baat kar rhe hain?
Ballu-Yeh chuhe maarne ki dawai kaun hai?
RK-Aapki beti se sagai karne aaya hai
Ballu-Yeh bhuji huyi light se Chaudhary ki beti shaadi karegi Balraj Chaudhary ki?
Madhu-Haan main
Muku-Haan woh mujhse sagai karegi
Madhu-phir beech mai roka.Ab I wont marry u
Muku-Toh kisse karogi?
RK was standing wid proudy face lke she'll take his name
Madhu ba la-Main mere disco ball Bittu ji se engagement karongi
Muku-RK-Bittu(Rotating their head in 360 angle)-Wht ?Wht?Wht?
Madhu ba la-Haan.Kyunki pati wohi acha jo baat sirf sune & I have seen bittu ji RK ki baat lke gud wife sunte hai toh meri bhi sunenge.So I'll marry him Rishabh Kundra Aaahaann
Bittu ji behosh
Ballu-Saala behosh hai ya mar gaya
RK-Kya farak padhta hai coz aantim yatra toh iski aaj hi niklegi.Jala daalo isse.Pocha dalo shamshan ghat
Bittu ji suddenly woke up hearing tht-Nhi chief I m f9.Main kuch nhi kiya
RK-Bittu ji yahan se jaldi culti ho jao nhi toh BC ko aapke peeche chod donga
Madhu ba la-Dont talk 2 him lke tht.Nhi toh
RK-Nhi toh kya?
Madhu ba la-I'll slap u
RK-Maar do issi bhane chu toh logi Madhu ba la Aahhaann
Madhubala-U r So digusting
RK(Smirk)-I know tht but I lke it.Madhu ba la-Kabhi Viraan Kabhi sunsaan
Ballu-Naahi.Madhubala-EK ballu baki sab Lallu
Madhu ba la-Hey bhagwan kya poori life time in do sunkey k saath spent karni honge?
Director-Haan abhi tak toh yehi decide kiya hai rest depend on TRPS
Muku-Woh toh theek par meri sagai
RK-Ballu-Madhu & Director all stares at him angrily
Ballu- Zara humari bandok toh lana
RK(evil smile)-Yeh lo mera apple
Muku(all scared)-Aap log karne kya wale hai
Trish-Mujhe pta hai yeh kya karne waale hai so apni pee sambhal k
Director-ACTION
And dhishayo
PS-LOL How many of u wnt ki Ballu ki gun,RK ka apple & muku ka head ho?I know yeh bakwass tha but iss post ka reason hi Maha episode ki baraat nikalna tha:P
NOTE-LOL I saw posts where evn non-fans r loving Vivian as RK & I m gald 2 c Vivu's fans r increasing so welcome 2 Vivu's pagal fan group coz VIvu rock Aahhaann.Evn I m enjoying drashti & I must admit she is luking gorgeous in enagement pic & Vivu toh hot lagta hai hai.I hope Madhu sirf RK k saath dikhayi jaaye coz wid rest she is crybaby but wid RK she is fire
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