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THESE are sooo hard, but I tired my best to answer them Smile

1- What are two things people never eat before breakfast? candy or ice cream! 

2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? to get rid of it! 

3- Why did the man throw the butter out the window? idk 

4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe? to save timeLOL
5- What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? clock
6- What has a neck, but no head?
sorry idk 
7- Where is the ocean the deepest? middle??

8- "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" a??
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? to get rid of time??

10- What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? idk sad that I live in the US too 

11- How do you spell mousetrap? mousetrap
12- How many legs does an ant have? 4

13- How many people are buried in that cemetery?  how would I knowLOL
14- What can't be used until it's broken? well in the US nothing since everything has a seal LOL

15- What do tigers have that no other animals have? hmm idk 
16- What is Black and white and read (red) all over? 
17- Why is number six afraid ? 

18- What did number 1 say to 7? where are 2,3,4,5,6 ????ROFL

19- Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? 

20- Which letter is always trying to find reasons? y

21- Which letter is not me? u

22- What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? idk 

23- Why is the A like a flower? depends

24- Why is the letter "A" like noon? it's not ??

25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" 

26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail

27- What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything ???
28- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? T

29- What did zero say to eight? where are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7LOL

30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?  to get away from the cold 
31- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? day

32- Which room has no doors, no windows. living room well at least mine doesn't 

33- What gets wetter as it dries?  the ground 

34- A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? 

he confused thursday for tuesdayLOL

35- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?  he didn't want to hit his funny bone

36- A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor? 

his mom 

37- Why did the student take a ladder to school?  to climb new levels of successLOL

38- What are the two strongest days of the week? hmmm sunday and saturday
39- What do you call a bear without an "ear"? a b
40- Which is faster, heat or cold? both 

41- How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or

42- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? idk 

43- What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? idk 

44- What's the difference between electricity and lightening? one is wanted and the other isn't LOL

45- What part of your body disappears when you stand up? your huge stomach LOL
46- What do you call a witch at the beach?  b**** hahahahahahahahLOL

47- What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?  nothing 
48- Why are baseball stadiums so cool? because they are sooo big!!
49- What do you call a fish without an eye?  ugly!!! 

50- What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? a love note
51- What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? SHELLFISH!!!!!!!! LOL

52- Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? because he would mozzy around to other places 

53- What's a minimum? 1

54- Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? idk

55- What's got a head and a tail, but no body? ???

56- What's got a wave but no sea? idk 

57- Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?? the back 

58- What makes "oom" and gives milk? idk 

59- Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? the vampire state building haha i mean empire! 
60- What do cows like to read? idk 

61- What is the longest word? IDK 
62- What is the word that everybody always says wrong? selfish 
63- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
hmm idk 
64- What's the longest word in the dictionary? 

65- How many seconds are there in one year? 31 556 926 
66- What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
tuesday and thursday
67- Why did the pony have a sore throat? because he neck was pulled on some much??

68- What did the undertaker die of? idk

69- Why can't a nose be twelve inches? since people don't lie that much anymore??LOL

70- How do porcupines kiss each other? idk 

71- What has four wheels and flies? plane 

72- What has teeth but can't bite? dragon??

73- Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other sideLOL

74- Why do people call their own language their mother tongue? because that what their mother taught themLOL

75- Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? because you'd die of thirst first LOL

76- Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
the hoursepital???LOL

77- What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
i can't see you???

78- Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? idk 

79- What a bee says when it gets in the hive? idk 

80- How do you catch a squirrel? run after it 

81- What do you call a deer with no eyes? ugly 
82- Where do cows go for entertainment?
idk 

83- What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies? fly 

84- What do you call 'a fly' without wings? idk 
85- What goes "ZUB, ZUB"? idk 

86- What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
why you so bright, or got any light??
87- What flowers have two lips?
tulip!!! 
88- They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? ocean 

89- Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff? idk 
90- What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? idk 
91- Why do cows have bells? idk 
92- Why were the little drops of ink crying? idk 

93- How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
1
94- What's a teacher's favorite nation? Pennsylvania ..since it has sooo many pens LOL
95- What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.? idk 
96- In what state does it cost the most to live in? california 

97- What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
himself 
98- What do you call a dog with no legs? hotdog! 

99- How do you top a car? you get on top of it! LOL

100- Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
no 

101- Why do birds fly south for the winter? because it's cold and they want to get away 

102- What is the tallest building in our town? idk what your town is 
103- What did the fish say when he hit the wall? ouch!!!LOL

104- The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns." idk 
105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
past!!!!LOL
106- What is orange and sounds like parrot? carrot 

107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? yeah 

108- What do you call a deer with no eyes? already asked that
109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". idk what??

110- How should you dress on a cold day? wear a lot of clothes! 

111- Why do witches fly about on broomsticks? idk 

112- Who tells chicken jokes? idk 

113- What's white when it's dirty, and black when it's clean? idk 

114- What's the capital of "England"? london 

115- What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)? idk 

116- What's "bacteria"? something that is bad for you 

117- What's the biggest part in a car?
the engine 

118- What day do fish hate? friday

119- Why are roosters the neatest birds? idk 

120- Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work? wrk 

121- What illness do you get in China? idk 

122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.? idk 

123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you? every time 

124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ? idk 

125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next? idk 

126- What's the easiest way to double your money?
put it in the bank 

127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence? police officerLOL

128- When does it rain money? every day! LOL

129- What gets dirty by washing? idk 

130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ?  finding a maggot in an orange your eating 

131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs? none im a vegetarian! LOL

132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects! 

133- What is round and red and goes up and down? ball 

134- What is a sick crocodile called? idk 

135- What can make a cow fly? the book - the cow jumped over the moon 

136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?' idk 

137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers? idk 

138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?! already asked this

139- What kind of running means walking? idk 

140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer?
your own LOL

141- Who wrote Great Eggspectations? idk 

142- What is it that occurs once in a second, once in a month, once in a century, yet not at all in an hour, or a eek or a year? e

143- Five automobiles were lined up bumper to bumper. How many bumpers were actually touching each other?
5

144- How many parts of the human body can you name that have only three letters? arm, leg, hip, lip

145- How far do you have to count before using the letter A in spelling a number?
not far 

146- Name as many articles as you can think of that start with the letter S that are worn on the feet.  shoes, socks 

147- What continent do you see when you look in the mirror in the morning? nothing 

148- What is found in the very center of both America and Australia? idk 

149- What relatives are dependent on you? everyone 

150- Why is the letter T like an island?
it doesnt 

151- What part of London is in France?
none

152- Nine crows sat on a limb of a tree. Farmer Jones shot three of them. How many crows remained? 6

153- Which is the loudest vowel?
o

154- What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always will be? idk 

155- How many birthdays does the average person have? 75

156- What is a beautiful cat? none 

157- What is an unusual seat?
car seat 

158- What is a comical rabbit? bugs bunny

159- What is an angry boy? joker 

160- What is an irritated employer? michael scott from the office 

161- What is a bashful insect? ant

162- What is a large hog?
pig

163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl? idk 

164- What is a joyful father? idk 

165- What is a noisy group of people? crowd 

166- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? idk 

167- What can you cut with a knife and never see a mark? fruit 

168- What asks no questions but receives a lot of answers computer

169- What grows bigger the more you take from it? idk 

170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What was it?
squirrel 

171- What goes up but never comes down? idk 

172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it water, it will die. What is it? idk 

173- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? idk 

174- Something that shines in the sky at night changes to rodents that gnaw and bite. bat 

175- A fruit that's green and often sour ecomes a distance you walk in an hour. idk 

176- Something that frogs do very well an be the sound of a ringing bell. idk 

177- An animal that eats a paper or can ecomes the cloak of a Roman man. idk 

178- What helps you keep your teeth together? idk 

179- How do you make a lemon drop? use lemons 

180- What is all over the house? windows

181- What is a UFB? idk 

182- Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven? to stop timeLOL

183- When can a man be six feet tall and be short at the same time? idk 

184- What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?
it stops running LOL

185- Why did the teenager put sugar under her pillow? to have sweet dreams! LOL

186- What is the first thing that a gardener puts in the garden? dirt 

187- What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
head and shoulders shampoo

188- What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
idk 

189- What's the best thing to take when you're run over by a car?
idk 

190- How many months have twenty-eight days? 1

191- Name five things that contain
milk. ice cream, cookies, cake, pancakes, cereal 

192- By inserting the same letter 16 times in appropriate places, this jumble of letters will be transformed into a sentence of some sense: VRY VNING RNST ARND IGHTN CNTS XCDINGLY ASILY. idk 

193- A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?idk 

194- A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened? 
idk 
195- How can you throw a tennis ball with all your strength and, without it hitting a wall or other obstruction, have it stop and come right back to you? 
idk 
196- How close a relative would the sister-in-law of your father's only brother be? 
very close it'd be my uncle 
197- It takes 4 1/2 hours for a jet plane to fly between the east and west coasts of the United States. One plane leaves Los Angeles for New York at 4:40 o'clock, while another plane leaves New York for Los Angeles at 6 o'clock. Which plane will be closer to New York when they pass each other? idk 

198- A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is twelve feet long, and the rungs on the ladder are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are under water? 
idk 
199- There are ten black stockings and ten white stockings in a drawer. If you reach into the drawer in the dark, what is the least number of stockings you must take out before you are sure you have a pair that matches? idk 

200- How many bricks does it take to finish a house? 
 
A LOT!!! 

201- What has a fork and mouth, but cannot eat? idk 

202- What can be measured, but has no length, width, or thickness? idk 

203- What comes down, but never goes up? rain ... the water goes up 

204- What goes up and down but doesn't move? idk 

205- Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator? idk 

206- What has four wheels and flies? plane 

207- How many feet are there in a yard? 3 feet, but yards can't walkLOL

208- What can you serve, but never eat? idk 

209- If six children and two dogs were under just one umbrella, how come none of them got wet? 
because they were under an umbrella 
209- It wasn't raining. What's the best way to win a race? 
to run it LOL
210- What has no beginning and no end? numbers

211- Why do lions eat raw meat? taste good

212- Which football player wears the biggest helmet? the one with the biggest headLOL

213- Why does a firefighter wear red suspenders? to scare away the fire LOL

214- Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? blue is a for boys and pink is for girls ...society decided this 

215- What kind of bushes do rabbits in California sit under when it rains? idk 

216- If a rooster laid an egg on top of a pointed-roof henhouse, which side would the egg roll off? both! LOL

217- There was a big alligator walking down the street with a little alligator. The little alligator was the big alligator's son, but the big alligator wasn't the little alligator's father. Who was the big alligator? idk 

218- If an electric train travels ninety miles an hour in a westerly direction, and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction will the smoke blow? idk 

219- Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish, yet only three fish were caught. How is this possible? idk 

220- At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it? breathing

221- If you dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much? no

222- How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot wide? well if it's a hole then there's no dirt in it!! LOL

223- Two teachers teach at the same school. One is the father of the other's son. What relation are they to each other? uncles idk 

225- What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand? my right hand LOL

226- Can a man living in New York be buried in California? yes 

227- A cowboy had twelve cows. All but nine died. How many cows did he have left?

228- Two men were playing checkers. They played five games. Each man won the same number of games. How is this possible? the last game they both lost

229- How many books can you put into an empty school bag? as many as you can fit

230- A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long. A bale of hay was eighteen feet away, and the donkey wanted to eat the hay. How could he do it? 
idk 
231- If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left? 
idk 
232- If you count twenty horses on your right going into town, and twenty horses on your left coming home, how many horses have you counted in all? idk 

233- If it takes three minutes to boil an egg, how long will it take to boil three eggs? idk 

234- Seven is an odd number. How do you make seven even? you add one or take one awayLOL

235- A man who worked in a butcher shop was six feet tall and wore size eleven shoes. What did he weigh? 195?

236- What is the best exercise for losing weight? running

237- What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years? the letter m

237- The letter in. idk 

238- Which is better: "The house burned down" or "The house burned up"? 

239- What can be right, but never wrong? a right hand LOL

240- What is it that a man can use for shaving, polishing his shoes, and sleeping in? idk 

241- In the middle of the night, while Mr. Jones was asleep in his hotel room, the telephone beside his bed rang. Mr. Jones woke up, picked up the phone, and said "Hello." Then he put the phone down and went back to sleep. Can you guess who had telephoned him? idk 

242- A man ran down the street, walked into a bar, and asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave him the water and pointed a gun at him. The man said "Thank you" and walked out of the bar. Why did he do that? idk 

243- A man phoned his daughter to ask her to buy a few things he needed for a trip. He told her she would find enough dollar bills for the purchases in an envelope on his desk. She found the envelope with "98" written on it. In a shop she bought $90 worth of things, but when it was time to pay, she ' didn't have $8 left over, as she thought she would. In fact, she didn't have enough money to pay for all the purchases. By how much was she short, and why? idk 

244- A farmer must transport his dog, a duck, and a bag of corn across a river. The boat he has to use is very small—so small that he can take only one of the three in the boat with him at a time. If he leaves the dog alone with the duck, the dog will kill and eat the duck. If he leaves the duck alone with the corn, the duck will eat up the corn. idk 

What is the least number of trips the farmer must make to transport all three across the river safely? idk 

245- One day a cat fell down a well. The well was eighteen feet deep. When the cat tried to climb out, it found that the sides of the well were very damp and slippery. However, with patient determination it finally managed to climb out. 

It took the cat one minute of climbing to gain three feet. However, after climbing for a minute, the cat had to rest for a minute before it could go on. During each minute of rest, the cat slid back two feet. 

How long did it take for the cat to get out of the well? 

246- A traveler had the misfortune of being caught by an enemy tribe and condemned to death. The only question that remained was how he was to be done away with. 

According to tribal custom, the chief of the tribe was to make this decision on the following basis: The victim was told to make an affirmative statement. If the chief considered the statement true, the victim would be shot with a poisoned arrow. If the statement was judged to be false, the victim would be tied to a stake and die by fire. In any case, his death was apparently inescapable—or so it seemed to everyone except the traveler. idk 

He made a short statement which so perplexed the chief that it was found impossible to carry out the execution.

What were the words that the clever traveler must have uttered? idk 

247- Tom came to a bridge marked "Total weight 100 kilos." Now, Tom weighed 95 kilos, but he had three pineapples, each weighing 2 kilos. He couldn't throw them across the river, because the pineapples would be smashed to pieces. How did Tom cross the bridge? idk 

248- Two girls appeared at the registrar's office of a college. The receptionist handed each of them a questionnaire to fill out. Each girl wrote the following facts on the questionnaire. idk 

Each had the last name Smith. Each was born on February 29, 1960. Each was born at 376 East 53rd Street, New York City. Each had a father named John Smith and a mother named Gertrude Smith. 

When the girls had completed the questionnaires they handed them to the registrar. The registrar read them and asked, "Are you two girls' sisters?" idk 

They replied, "Yes, we are." Looking up from his papers, the registrar saw the two girls and noticed that they looked exactly alike. He said, "You're twins, aren't you?" idk 

They both promptly answered, "No." 

Assuming that all the answers they gave were true, and that they had the same mother and father, how do you account for the fact that they were not twins?  

249- Albert Amblefoot walked outside in a heavy rainstorm for half an hour without getting a single hair of his head wet. He didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. His clothes got soaking wet. How could this happen? idk

250- As you are traveling in the kingdom of Jerafa, you come upon a boy and a girl who are dressed exactly alike. 

"I'm a boy," says the one with red hair. 

"I'm a girl," says the one with black hair. 

If at least one of them is not telling the truth, which is which? idk 

251- A man lived at the southern tip of a small forest which was exactly circular in shape. His house was at the very edge of the forest. One fine day in the spring he decided to take a walk around the forest. He set out from his house, heading in a westerly direction, that is going in a clockwise direction, all around the forest and returning to his house, He found that it took him eighty minutes to do this, walking at a steady rate and making no stops along the way. idk 

Another day a few months later, he again took a walk around the forest, but this time he went in a counterclockwise direction. Walking at the same rate as before and making no stops, he found that the trip took him one hour and twenty minutes. Can you explain why? 

252- Ruling over the kingdom of Komosay was a very powerful king who had a beautiful daughter named Yamah. When Yamah fell in love with a poor peasant boy, the king was shocked and distressed. To show how fair he was, however, he promised to give the boy a 50-50 chance to marry his daughter by letting him choose one of two slips of paper. On one piece of paper would be written the word MARRIAGE; on the other, the word DEATH. idk 

Because of his great love for Yamah, the boy agreed to take this risk. 

As he came near to the castle on the fateful day, he happened to overhear a conversation between the king and one of his attendants: 

"Your Majesty," said the attendant, "how can you do this thing, and let that unworthy boy have a chance of marrying your daughter?" 

The deceitful king laughed and said, "The way I will do it, he will have no chance. I will write the word DEATH on both pieces of paper. But of course, he will not know that; he will think he has chosen the wrong piece of paper." 

When the boy heard that he was stunned and didn't know what to do. But then he thought of a clever solution to the problem. When the time came to choose, he put his plan into action. The next day he and the princess were married. 

What was his solution?
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sorry there a lot of these I didn't know (IDK)

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no problem I answered most of them though my answers are in bold this time Big smile


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Thnx for trying 

no problem I answered most of them though my answers are in bold this time Big smile
Hope U enjoying LOL

hahah very much! spent all morning answering them all! LOL

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1- What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch or Dinner

2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? He wanted to see a waterfall

3- Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly

4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe? To save time
5- What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A clock
6- What has a neck, but no head? A shirt
7- Where is the ocean the deepest? At the bottom

8- "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" The Q
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? He wanted to see time fly

10- What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? Ohio

11- How do you spell mousetrap? CAT
12- How many legs does an ant have? The same as an uncle

13- How many people are buried in that cemetery? all of them
14- What can't be used until it's broken? an egg

15- What do tigers have that no other animals have? baby tigers
16- What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A newspaper
17- Why is number six afraid ? seven ate nine (7 8 9)

18- What did number 1 say to 7? Nice hair

19- Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? I

20- Which letter is always trying to find reasons? Y

21- Which letter is not me? U

22- What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? W

23- Why is the A like a flower? because B is after it

24- Why is the letter "A" like noon? it's in the middle of the day

25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" the C

26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? a horse and its rider

27- What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? a horse's shadow
28- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? teapot

29- What did zero say to eight? nice belt

30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? because its too far to walk there
31- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? DAY

32- Which room has no doors, no windows. a mushroom

33- What gets wetter as it dries? a towel

34- A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? his horse's name was Tuesday

35- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? he didn't have anyBODY to take

36- A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor? his mother

37- Why did the student take a ladder to school? it was a high school

38- What are the two strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, all other days are "weak"days
39- What do you call a bear without an "ear"? A bee
40- Which is faster, heat or cold? heat, because you can catch a cold

41- How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5 After taking only one bite, your stomach is no longer empty, so you can't eat the rest on an EMPTY stomach

42- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? to find Pluto

43- What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? Carlos

44- What's the difference between electricity and lightening? you don't have to pay for lightening

45- What part of your body disappears when you stand up? your lap
46- What do you call a witch at the beach? a sandwich

47- What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? one's roaring with pain and the other's pouring with rain
48- Why are baseball stadiums so cool? there is a fan in every seat
49- What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh

50- What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? a deck of cards
51- What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? a shellfish

52- Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? because his teacher was Hayden

53- What's a minimum? a very small mother

54- Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired

55- What's got a head and a tail, but no body? a coin

56- What's got a wave but no sea? my hair

57- Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?  wherever he wants to

58- What makes "oom" and gives milk? a cow walking backwards

59- Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? the Vampire State Building
60- What do cows like to read? the moospaper

61- What is the longest word? 
62- What is the word that everybody always says wrong? 
63- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? 
64- What's the longest word in the dictionary? 

65- How many seconds are there in one year? 
66- What two days of the week start with the letter "T"? 
67- Why did the pony have a sore throat? 

68- What did the undertaker die of? 

69- Why can't a nose be twelve inches? 

70- How do porcupines kiss each other? 

71- What has four wheels and flies? 

72- What has teeth but can't bite? 

73- Why did the chicken cross the road? 

74- Why do people call their own language their mother tongue? 

75- Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? 

76- Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? 

77- What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? 

78- Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? 

79- What a bee says when it gets in the hive? 

80- How do you catch a squirrel? 

81- What do you call a deer with no eyes? 
82- Where do cows go for entertainment? 

83- What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies? 

84- What do you call 'a fly' without wings? 
85- What goes "ZUB, ZUB"? 

86- What did one light bulb say to another light bulb? 
87- What flowers have two lips? 
88- They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? 

89- Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff? 
90- What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? 
91- Why do cows have bells? 
92- Why were the little drops of ink crying? 

93- How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater? 
94- What's a teacher's favorite nation? 
95- What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.? 
96- In what state does it cost the most to live in? 

97- What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get? 
98- What do you call a dog with no legs? 

99- How do you top a car? 

100- Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ? 

101- Why do birds fly south for the winter? 

102- What is the tallest building in our town? 
103- What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 

104- The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns." 
105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? 
106- What is orange and sounds like parrot? 

107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 

108- What do you call a deer with no eyes? 
109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". 

110- How should you dress on a cold day? 

111- Why do witches fly about on broomsticks? 

112- Who tells chicken jokes? 

113- What's white when it's dirty, and black when it's clean? 

114- What's the capital of "England"? 

115- What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)? 

116- What's "bacteria"? 

117- What's the biggest part in a car? 

118- What day do fish hate? 

119- Why are roosters the neatest birds? 

120- Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work? 

121- What illness do you get in China? 

122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.? 

123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you? 

124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ? 

125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next? 

126- What's the easiest way to double your money? 

127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence? 

128- When does it rain money? 

129- What gets dirty by washing? 

130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ? 

131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs? 

132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects! 

133- What is round and red and goes up and down? 

134- What is a sick crocodile called? 

135- What can make a cow fly? 

136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?' 

137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers? 

138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?! 

139- What kind of running means walking? 

140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer? 

141- Who wrote Great Eggspectations? 

142- What is it that occurs once in a second, once in a month, once in a century, yet not at all in an hour, or a eek or a year? 

143- Five automobiles were lined up bumper to bumper. How many bumpers were actually touching each other? 

144- How many parts of the human body can you name that have only three letters? 

145- How far do you have to count before using the letter A in spelling a number? 

146- Name as many articles as you can think of that start with the letter S that are worn on the feet. 

147- What continent do you see when you look in the mirror in the morning? 

148- What is found in the very center of both America and Australia? 

149- What relatives are dependent on you? 

150- Why is the letter T like an island? 

151- What part of London is in France? 

152- Nine crows sat on a limb of a tree. Farmer Jones shot three of them. How many crows remained? 

153- Which is the loudest vowel? 

154- What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always will be? 

155- How many birthdays does the average person have? 

156- What is a beautiful cat? 

157- What is an unusual seat? 

158- What is a comical rabbit? 

159- What is an angry boy? 

160- What is an irritated employer? 

161- What is a bashful insect? 

162- What is a large hog? 

163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl? 

164- What is a joyful father? 

165- What is a noisy group of people? 

166- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? 

167- What can you cut with a knife and never see a mark? 

168- What asks no questions but receives a lot of answers 

169- What grows bigger the more you take from it? 

170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What was it? 

171- What goes up but never comes down? 

172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it water, it will die. What is it? 

173- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? 

174- Something that shines in the sky at night changes to rodents that gnaw and bite. 

175- A fruit that's green and often sour ecomes a distance you walk in an hour. 

176- Something that frogs do very well an be the sound of a ringing bell. 

177- An animal that eats a paper or can ecomes the cloak of a Roman man. 

178- What helps you keep your teeth together? 

179- How do you make a lemon drop? 

180- What is all over the house? 

181- What is a UFB? 

182- Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven? 

183- When can a man be six feet tall and be short at the same time? 

184- What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug? 

185- Why did the teenager put sugar under her pillow? 

186- What is the first thing that a gardener puts in the garden? 

187- What is the perfect cure for dandruff? 

188- What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand? 

189- What's the best thing to take when you're run over by a car? 

190- How many months have twenty-eight days? 

191- Name five things that contain milk. 

192- By inserting the same letter 16 times in appropriate places, this jumble of letters will be transformed into a sentence of some sense: VRY VNING RNST ARND IGHTN CNTS XCDINGLY ASILY. 

193- A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?

194- A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened? 

195- How can you throw a tennis ball with all your strength and, without it hitting a wall or other obstruction, have it stop and come right back to you? 

196- How close a relative would the sister-in-law of your father's only brother be? 

197- It takes 4 1/2 hours for a jet plane to fly between the east and west coasts of the United States. One plane leaves Los Angeles for New York at 4:40 o'clock, while another plane leaves New York for Los Angeles at 6 o'clock. Which plane will be closer to New York when they pass each other? 

198- A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is twelve feet long, and the rungs on the ladder are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are under water? 

199- There are ten black stockings and ten white stockings in a drawer. If you reach into the drawer in the dark, what is the least number of stockings you must take out before you are sure you have a pair that matches? 

200- How many bricks does it take to finish a house? 

201- What has a fork and mouth, but cannot eat? 

202- What can be measured, but has no length, width, or thickness? 

203- What comes down, but never goes up? 

204- What goes up and down but doesn't move? 

205- Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator? 

206- What has four wheels and flies? 

207- How many feet are there in a yard? 

208- What can you serve, but never eat? 

209- If six children and two dogs were under just one umbrella, how come none of them got wet? 

209- It wasn't raining. What's the best way to win a race? 

210- What has no beginning and no end? 

211- Why do lions eat raw meat? 

212- Which football player wears the biggest helmet? 

213- Why does a firefighter wear red suspenders? 

214- Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? 

215- What kind of bushes do rabbits in California sit under when it rains? 

216- If a rooster laid an egg on top of a pointed-roof henhouse, which side would the egg roll off? 

217- There was a big alligator walking down the street with a little alligator. The little alligator was the big alligator's son, but the big alligator wasn't the little alligator's father. Who was the big alligator? 

218- If an electric train travels ninety miles an hour in a westerly direction, and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction will the smoke blow? 

219- Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish, yet only three fish were caught. How is this possible? 

220- At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it? 

221- If you dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much? 

222- How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot wide? 

223- Two teachers teach at the same school. One is the father of the other's son. What relation are they to each other? 

225- What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand? 

226- Can a man living in New York be buried in California? 

227- A cowboy had twelve cows. All but nine died. How many cows did he have left? 

228- Two men were playing checkers. They played five games. Each man won the same number of games. How is this possible? 

229- How many books can you put into an empty school bag? 

230- A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long. A bale of hay was eighteen feet away, and the donkey wanted to eat the hay. How could he do it? 

231- If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left? 

232- If you count twenty horses on your right going into town, and twenty horses on your left coming home, how many horses have you counted in all? 

233- If it takes three minutes to boil an egg, how long will it take to boil three eggs? 

234- Seven is an odd number. How do you make seven even? 

235- A man who worked in a butcher shop was six feet tall and wore size eleven shoes. What did he weigh? 

236- What is the best exercise for losing weight? 

237- What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years? 

237- The letter in. 

238- Which is better: "The house burned down" or "The house burned up"? 

239- What can be right, but never wrong? 

240- What is it that a man can use for shaving, polishing his shoes, and sleeping in? 

241- In the middle of the night, while Mr. Jones was asleep in his hotel room, the telephone beside his bed rang. Mr. Jones woke up, picked up the phone, and said "Hello." Then he put the phone down and went back to sleep. Can you guess who had telephoned him? 

242- A man ran down the street, walked into a bar, and asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave him the water and pointed a gun at him. The man said "Thank you" and walked out of the bar. Why did he do that? 

243- A man phoned his daughter to ask her to buy a few things he needed for a trip. He told her she would find enough dollar bills for the purchases in an envelope on his desk. She found the envelope with "98" written on it. In a shop she bought $90 worth of things, but when it was time to pay, she ' didn't have $8 left over, as she thought she would. In fact, she didn't have enough money to pay for all the purchases. By how much was she short, and why? 

244- A farmer must transport his dog, a duck, and a bag of corn across a river. The boat he has to use is very small'so small that he can take only one of the three in the boat with him at a time. If he leaves the dog alone with the duck, the dog will kill and eat the duck. If he leaves the duck alone with the corn, the duck will eat up the corn. 

What is the least number of trips the farmer must make to transport all three across the river safely? 

245- One day a cat fell down a well. The well was eighteen feet deep. When the cat tried to climb out, it found that the sides of the well were very damp and slippery. However, with patient determination it finally managed to climb out. 

It took the cat one minute of climbing to gain three feet. However, after climbing for a minute, the cat had to rest for a minute before it could go on. During each minute of rest, the cat slid back two feet. 

How long did it take for the cat to get out of the well? 

246- A traveler had the misfortune of being caught by an enemy tribe and condemned to death. The only question that remained was how he was to be done away with. 

According to tribal custom, the chief of the tribe was to make this decision on the following basis: The victim was told to make an affirmative statement. If the chief considered the statement true, the victim would be shot with a poisoned arrow. If the statement was judged to be false, the victim would be tied to a stake and die by fire. In any case, his death was apparently inescapable'or so it seemed to everyone except the traveler. 

He made a short statement which so perplexed the chief that it was found impossible to carry out the execution. 

What were the words that the clever traveler must have uttered? 

247- Tom came to a bridge marked "Total weight 100 kilos." Now, Tom weighed 95 kilos, but he had three pineapples, each weighing 2 kilos. He couldn't throw them across the river, because the pineapples would be smashed to pieces. How did Tom cross the bridge? 

248- Two girls appeared at the registrar's office of a college. The receptionist handed each of them a questionnaire to fill out. Each girl wrote the following facts on the questionnaire. 

Each had the last name Smith. Each was born on February 29, 1960. Each was born at 376 East 53rd Street, New York City. Each had a father named John Smith and a mother named Gertrude Smith. 

When the girls had completed the questionnaires they handed them to the registrar. The registrar read them and asked, "Are you two girls' sisters?" 

They replied, "Yes, we are." Looking up from his papers, the registrar saw the two girls and noticed that they looked exactly alike. He said, "You're twins, aren't you?" 

They both promptly answered, "No." 

Assuming that all the answers they gave were true, and that they had the same mother and father, how do you account for the fact that they were not twins? 

249- Albert Amblefoot walked outside in a heavy rainstorm for half an hour without getting a single hair of his head wet. He didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. His clothes got soaking wet. How could this happen? 

250- As you are traveling in the kingdom of Jerafa, you come upon a boy and a girl who are dressed exactly alike. 

"I'm a boy," says the one with red hair. 

"I'm a girl," says the one with black hair. 

If at least one of them is not telling the truth, which is which? 

251- A man lived at the southern tip of a small forest which was exactly circular in shape. His house was at the very edge of the forest. One fine day in the spring he decided to take a walk around the forest. He set out from his house, heading in a westerly direction, that is going in a clockwise direction, all around the forest and returning to his house, He found that it took him eighty minutes to do this, walking at a steady rate and making no stops along the way. 

Another day a few months later, he again took a walk around the forest, but this time he went in a counterclockwise direction. Walking at the same rate as before and making no stops, he found that the trip took him one hour and twenty minutes. Can you explain why? 

252- Ruling over the kingdom of Komosay was a very powerful king who had a beautiful daughter named Yamah. When Yamah fell in love with a poor peasant boy, the king was shocked and distressed. To show how fair he was, however, he promised to give the boy a 50-50 chance to marry his daughter by letting him choose one of two slips of paper. On one piece of paper would be written the word MARRIAGE; on the other, the word DEATH. 

Because of his great love for Yamah, the boy agreed to take this risk. 

As he came near to the castle on the fateful day, he happened to overhear a conversation between the king and one of his attendants: 

"Your Majesty," said the attendant, "how can you do this thing, and let that unworthy boy have a chance of marrying your daughter?" 

The deceitful king laughed and said, "The way I will do it, he will have no chance. I will write the word DEATH on both pieces of paper. But of course, he will not know that; he will think he has chosen the wrong piece of paper." 

When the boy heard that he was stunned and didn't know what to do. But then he thought of a clever solution to the problem. When the time came to choose, he put his plan into action. The next day he and the princess were married. 

What was his solution?
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Edited by RadhaHiBawari - 21 July 2012 at 4:44pm

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