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Open Letter to Mr Shyam Manohar Jha (Page 10)

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 8:51am | IP Logged
 ROFL   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL 

OMG! This it the bestest post I have ever read...Thank you so much for this...

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 8:52am | IP Logged
ROFLROFL Plz mail this ASAP

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 8:53am | IP Logged
ROFLawesome post

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 8:55am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 8:57am | IP Logged
Dear Napster Monster,

Could you please add a PS to your open letter or send a follow up letter to Shyam to inform him that we at IF are willing to offer serious money to bring him back? Cash/ Cheque/ Direct Deposit/ Deposit to Swiss Bank anything LOL

This was a great post...hilarious...many of things that you have written are so true. I laughed out loud for 15 minutes straight and called my husband and then we both started laughing. We couldn't help agreeing to all that you have written!


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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 9:09am | IP Logged
Navin honey, add my name and if he needs an accomplice to knock her out using a puja thali - I am in.

This post is freaking awesome.

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 9:11am | IP Logged
Originally posted by napstermonster

Dear Shyam...

Look man... we are sorry, okay? There. I've just said it. Sorry. We love you, we miss you, we misjudged you. Shyam you were the true pioneer, the real rebel, the actual hero. You made sure we none of us ever even SUSPECTED how important a role you were playing all along. Because, Shyam, you handled the world's most irritating woman, you dealt with the most crazy, pathetic, whiny cry-baby in existence, and you did it with a (twitchy) smile and a lot of patience.

Its not your fault you turned evil. Mahatma Ghandhi himself would have been reaching for an axe right now if Ghandi-ji was married to Pujaali.
Bhar me jai non violence movement!! He'd say that, so tum kya cheez ho?


Dude, we are sorry. Please stop making prank phone calls to Anjali and actually come back to her.

We India Forums girls have learnt our lesson, okay? Really, we have. The truth is, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and you don't know what you've lost until you've lost it. I'm gonna say it--those of us who bashed you on India-Forums-- we were idiots. We judged you, laughed at your murder attempts, yelled at you for being a pervert-wa.

Not once...not ONCE did we realize the one little detail that makes it all okay--you married Anjali, and kept that mess of a woman happy and out of ASR's (romantic) hair for a year.  After that kind of burden, that heroic action, saat khoon tho maaf hai, and all you did was attempt four khoons.

Dude, I've laughed at your murder attempts, without thinking..why is he TRYING to murder Anjali? And yet, now,  I get it. We have had her on our screens for a week and I'm currently planning four different murder scenes myself, and I have the option of turning off the TV. You LIVED with Pujaali the weeping-willow wife for three years, man.

More power to you, and i wish you success for any future murders you may be plotting.

We all get it now. If you want to spritz Anjali with ether and then light her on fire, I'll be the first one in line to get you nice new matches. If you want a random poisonous thing to bite her in the ass, I'll rush to the pet store to get you a nice new angry stinger-wala scorpion.

Dude, you don't even have to go under the car she uses to cut her brakes  anymore. Do an open-call for volunteers on India Forums and you wont even have to get your hands dirty...we'll do it FOR you, I swear..

Just..please..come back. Romance that crazy, incestuous nut-job. Smile at her twitchily, carry her here and there. Hell, we gave you a hard time for romancing Anjali and playing water-water by the poolside. I remember we got mad at you. Sorry, man. Sorry for that, too. But now, right now...TAKE IT. Take the pool side, take the kitchen, take any location you like for yourself. Just please...come back.

At this point, if you want to creepily hit on Khushi, you can do that too. We understand. After dealing with Anjali for months and months, any normal man who is not a Raizada will want a piece of that hot young ass. I'm just impressed that you didnt hit on Bua-ji too. I would have turned to ANY female other than Anjali if I was in your place--any woman would do--Bua-ji, Payal, Garima, Khushi, Sarita, that hot grandmother who pulled ASR's cheeks-- I'd have hit on them ALL...

But you--you showed restraint, Shyam. You chose just Khushi to hit on, and we got mad at you for being a lech. But you know what? Even that is fine too, Shyam. We give you permission, hell, if you'll stick to romancing Khushi while Arnav is at the office, and keep Anjali out of their bedroom at all other times, I'm telling you, ARNAV will give you permission to lech on his wife. He'll understand.

But just come back and deal with the mess you married. We are sorry, Shyam. So sorry.

Thank you,
Yours sincerely,
Napstermonster.

 
ROFL
i aggree with every single wors of yours.
we all have turned creep after watching this sick, pathetic, whiny , crybaby attention seeker anjali. Now we all understand shaym creep behaviour. poor chap has nothing to do with his creepness, anjali is purely responsible for turning him into this character.
 
plz plz shaym, come now as we cannot tolerate such a sick, pathetic, selfish, attentionseeker, golddigger , shamelss sister AnjaliDeadDeadDeadAngryAngryAngry

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Posted: 21 July 2012 at 9:16am | IP Logged
Very very very very very nice post!!!!!!! Im applauding you silently sitting in my chair and staring at the computer screen.. You just made my day. Thanks!

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