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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:42pm | IP Logged

Girl: Ye jo samne Larka betha hai is ka name kya hay

Waiter: yeh apne
.. Haleem
Bhai hein
Girl: yeh mujhe aik ghantay se pareshan kar rhay hain.
Waiter: magar woh to aap ki taraf dekh b nahi rahay??
Girl:Yehi to pareshani hai..!!

Moral:

Dunia shareefon ko b Jeeney nai deti..!!ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:45pm | IP Logged
can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????LOL


bye... AB 


Edited by ..MissBindaas.. - 05 October 2012 at 2:44pm

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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:47pm | IP Logged
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti he?
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Kya hua nai pata…
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Ans:
Garam Masala


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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:48pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ..MissBindaas..

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????LOL


bye... AB 


bye sis,,jaldi ana mood theek kar keSmile

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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:50pm | IP Logged

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Mera kam blood supply karna hy. ye faltu baten FARAZ se pucho.

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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:52pm | IP Logged

Rat k 1 bajay
1 admi apni b.v ko Room me le gaya

usey bed pe litaya

phir
Room ki light bujha di
b.v k pas gaya
or

so gaya
Sory may gandey msg nhi bhejta.


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hahahahahhahaROFLROFLROFL

I m sorryROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:58pm | IP Logged

CLOSEUP se daant saaf kren,
PEPSODENT se mazboot kren,
COLGATE se fresh kren,
Agr phr b white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..

HARPIC
Use kren..


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Posted: 05 October 2012 at 2:59pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti he?
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Kya hua nai pata'
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Garam Masala


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LOLLOLLOL

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