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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:12pm | IP Logged
Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'"
 Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE."

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:14pm | IP Logged
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students.
Billy:Why?
Teacher:Because when I was your age I was told if I make ugly faces it will stay that way.
Billy: Well I can see you didn't listen.

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:18pm | IP Logged
who says English is easy?

don't believe? then fill the blank with either "YES or NO"

"oh____, I am a monkey."

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:48pm | IP Logged

"You like noisy music?"
"Yes. The louder, the better. Stops me from thinking"
"You don't like to think? What do you like?"
"Never thought about it".


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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 1:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

:I had a dream about you last night! :)

:Aweee <3

:You died.

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hahahaROFL

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

who says English is easy?

don't believe? then fill the blank with either "YES or NO"

"oh____, I am a monkey."

ROFLROFLROFL


Ap ne SHIT lagaya hogaEmbarrassedROFL

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 1:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

ClapROFLROFL
 maine decide kar liya hai ab yahan pe spam karungi EmbarrassedROFLROFL

main ne tareef nahi ki just clap kiyaROFLROFLROFL
ok theek hai main bhe funny funny jokes ready karta hon yahan keyliyeEmbarrassedROFL
taaliyon ka bhi matlab toh good job hi hota hai na AngryEvil SmileROFL
ok yeh thread jald hi finish ho jayega then ROFL

bisti bhe hota haiErmmROFLROFL lekin main ne tareef ki thiEvil SmileROFLROFLor thanks nahi chorta main,,rakh liya main neROFLROFL
han jee 15 oct tak ho jaye ga naErmmROFL
good hai apne tareef ki AngryROFLROFL toh rakh lo aapko hi diya tha ROFL 
i dont know ROFL

red face se darte nahi humEvil SmileROFLROFLhan to rakh liyaROFL
chalo na ho hamain kon sa saza mile gi ager 15 tak na hova toROFLROFL

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 10:14am | IP Logged
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 10:19am | IP Logged

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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