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Posted: 04 October 2012 at 11:28am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Princess_Saniaa

Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 04 October 2012 at 11:34am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Princess_Saniaa

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near da college campus
He wrote:
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,Wait 4 d Teachers" ;->
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Originally posted by Princess_Saniaa

Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ... write an essay on "MY FATHER? in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father... So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"...Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
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Posted: 04 October 2012 at 11:46am | IP Logged

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.


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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"


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