Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying...
When a person asked what he was doing...
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying...
When a person asked what he was doing...
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
He said : "Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me."🤣🤣🤣
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, "I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out."🤣🤣🤣
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.🤣🤣🤣
Sardar complained to his friend about his wife.
"My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years." said Sardar.
Mrs Sardar intervened, "Not six we have been married for seven years!"🤣🤣🤣
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