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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:40am | IP Logged
Santa was reading Financial Times..
Headline reads.. "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion."

He says.."Hai Rabba, khareedeya kyon.. Download kar lehnda.."

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:41am | IP Logged
Boy: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.


Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:44am | IP Logged
Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha,

Banta: Interview Kaisa Hua?
Santa: Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.
Banta: Haan, To Firr?
Santa: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:46am | IP Logged

Who are boys?
wo jo narak me bhi mile to kahe : abe Yumraj ki beti dekhi...mast hai yaar..

who are girls?
Who go to heaven & says : Apsara ki nailpolish dekhi...How Cheap

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:47am | IP Logged
A husband once complained:

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife... Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start...?

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:56am | IP Logged
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, " If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."


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