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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 3:53pm | IP Logged
Weight loss tip of the day- use super glue as lipgloss. 


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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 3:56pm | IP Logged
I don't always study. But
when I do, I make sure
my parents notice.


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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 3:57pm | IP Logged
"If a person offends you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick."

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 3:58pm | IP Logged
Most stupid questions people usually ask in an obvious situation.

1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?

2. In bus,a fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry! Were you sleeping?

Me: No! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping?

4. When they see me with shorter hair: Hey, have you had a haircut?

Me: Na! Its autumn. My hairs shedding!

5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?

Me: I'm in market with telephone around my neck.


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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 3:59pm | IP Logged
Yesss! I got this, I studied all night.
 *Reads #1*
 W*F is this?!,

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:02pm | IP Logged
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:04pm | IP Logged
I never make the same mistake twice... its more like three or four times 


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Posted: 22 September 2012 at 4:06pm | IP Logged
:I had a dream about you last night! :)

:Aweee <3

:You died.

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