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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:28am | IP Logged
 Mika ne gaya jab Sawan me lag gayi aag...
mere dil me jaag gaye jajbat...
Mika ne jab gaya sawan me lag gayi aag...
tabhi piche se Ram Sapath bola Bhag DK Bose Bhag ...

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Book khulti hai...exam ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..
ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:33am | IP Logged
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,

Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kanhi karne ki jagah na mile

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Posted: 03 October 2012 at 4:34am | IP Logged
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai

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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

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Two Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast... Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast. Airport came he asked how much? Driver: 8000Rs Japanese: y so expensive? Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...

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Side effects of studying more:-

A guy went to a hotel.

He wanted to see the menu but he forgot what is was called...

So he said :-

Waiter, Syllabus lana

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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