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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:44am | IP Logged
Santa was buying the movie tickets again and again.
Banta: Why are you buying the movie tickets again and again?
Santa: Some fool is standing near the door and tearing my tickets.

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:50am | IP Logged
Jeeto: Why are you home so early?
Santa: My boss told me to "Go to Hell"!

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:51am | IP Logged
Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:53am | IP Logged
Newton's wife: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
Wife: huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
Naughty Newton

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:54am | IP Logged
Santa: I hate to hear Jeeto struggling with the housework.
Banta: So what do you do about it?
Santa: I just turn up the TV volume.

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:58am | IP Logged
Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo……….
De Kar Khushi Uske Sare Gum Chura Lo
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna
Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Muje B Pata Lo

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:58am | IP Logged
Khuda kare kal thujhe
Khushiyan hazar mile
Mujhse bhi acha yaar mile
Teri girlfriend tujhe
Bandhe Rakhi
Aur ek Behen ka pyaar mile

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Posted: 01 October 2012 at 3:59am | IP Logged
Kyu Meri Nazar Tere Chehre se hat'ti nahi
Fadna Chahu Teri Tasveer par Phat'ti Nahi
Sari Duniya Ke Samne Tuje Line Marta Hu
Fir Bhi Tu Mujse…………. Kyu Pat'ti Nahi

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